"Blackadder's Christmas Carol" quotes

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After a genial spirit shows the benevolent Ebenezer Blackadder visions of his unscrupulous ancestors, he resolves to mend his generous ways.

Director: Richard Boden
Writer: Richard Curtis (by), Ben Elton (by)
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, history
Year: 1988
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 8.0
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 23 Dec 1988
Awards: N/A

34 Clips

Can I help No thanks No No no - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:06
Can I help No thanks No No no
I'd love to see Christmas Future - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:07
I'd love to see Christmas Future
Send him to the sprouting chamber No wait - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:06
Send him to the sprouting chamber No wait
Doesn't it point to the clear lesson that bad guys have all the fun - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:08
Doesn't it point to the clear lesson that bad guys have all...
That woman's about as subtle as a rhinoceros horn up the backside - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:06
That woman's about as subtle as a rhinoceros horn up the...
Oh well another year without profit - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:16
Oh well another year without profit
I cannot believe Cork it fatso - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:35
I cannot believe Cork it fatso
Mr Ebenezer I was wondering if you had perhaps a little present for me - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:21
Mr Ebenezer I was wondering if you had perhaps a little...
How much is it 17 and a penny - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:18
How much is it 17 and a penny
Ha ha So let's get this straight - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:29
Ha ha So let's get this straight
It's a change from these skinflints - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:28
It's a change from these skinflints
I'm not at home to guests - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:34
I'm not at home to guests
Mr B where's the milk of human kindness - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:09
Mr B where's the milk of human kindness
It's a bit of a tiddler ain't it Yes but size isn't important - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:11
It's a bit of a tiddler ain't it Yes but size isn't...
Bye My what a jolly young girl - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:08
Bye My what a jolly young girl
Greetings I trust Christmas brings you its traditional mix - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:08
Greetings I trust Christmas brings you its traditional mix
And who knows Christmas is a time for miracles - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:13
And who knows Christmas is a time for miracles
Christmas has an H in it Mr Baldrick - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:16
Christmas has an H in it Mr Baldrick
My dear Millicent come for her dinner - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:36
My dear Millicent come for her dinner
I was a bit rushed I've been helping out with the workhouse nativity play - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:35
I was a bit rushed I've been helping out with the workhouse...
The only way you'd get a big wet kiss at Christmas - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:08
The only way you'd get a big wet kiss at Christmas
What news of the foul Marmidons Scattered to the Nine Vectors - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:24
What news of the foul Marmidons Scattered to the Nine...
Ha Got him with my subtle plan I can't see any subtle plan - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:16
Ha Got him with my subtle plan I can't see any subtle plan
Shall I begin the Christmas story Absolutely - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:24
Shall I begin the Christmas story Absolutely
Erm I want a pressie - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:11
Erm I want a pressie
Can I get you some tea or anything - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:17
Can I get you some tea or anything
No goose for Tiny Tom this year - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:15
No goose for Tiny Tom this year
God bless Mr B at Christmas time And baby Jesus too - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:19
God bless Mr B at Christmas time And baby Jesus too
There's something in this stocking from me - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:25
There's something in this stocking from me
Well what a jolly fellow - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:19
Well what a jolly fellow
And compliments of the season to you Blackadder - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:09
And compliments of the season to you Blackadder
What can I do with a girl I can't do with you eh - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:07
What can I do with a girl I can't do with you eh
Baldrick I want you to take this and buy a turkey so large - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:10
Baldrick I want you to take this and buy a turkey so large
It went all right till the shepherds came on - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:33
It went all right till the shepherds came on

Cast

Blackadders - Rowan Atkinson
Baldricks - Tony Robinson
Queens Elizabeth I - Miranda Richardson
Lords Melchett - Stephen Fry
Princes Regent - Hugh Laurie
Spirit of Christmas - Robbie Coltrane
Queen Victoria - Miriam Margolyes
Prince Albert - Jim Broadbent
Nursie - Patsy Byrne
Beadle - Denis Lill
Mrs Scratchit - Pauline Melville
Lord Nelson - Philip Pope
Millicent - Nicola Bryant
Enormous Orphan - David Barber
Enormous Orphan - Erkan Mustafa
Enormous Orphan - David Nunn