"Blackadder's Christmas Carol" quotes
After a genial spirit shows the benevolent Ebenezer Blackadder visions of his unscrupulous ancestors, he resolves to mend his generous ways.
Director: Richard Boden
Writer: Richard Curtis (by), Ben Elton (by)
Released: 23 Dec 1988
00:06Can I help No thanks No No no
00:07I'd love to see Christmas Future
00:06Send him to the sprouting chamber No wait
00:08Doesn't it point to the clear lesson that bad guys have all...
00:06That woman's about as subtle as a rhinoceros horn up the...
00:16Oh well another year without profit
00:35I cannot believe Cork it fatso
00:21Mr Ebenezer I was wondering if you had perhaps a little...
00:18How much is it 17 and a penny
00:29Ha ha So let's get this straight
00:28It's a change from these skinflints
00:34I'm not at home to guests
00:09Mr B where's the milk of human kindness
00:11It's a bit of a tiddler ain't it Yes but size isn't...
00:08Bye My what a jolly young girl
00:08Greetings I trust Christmas brings you its traditional mix
00:13And who knows Christmas is a time for miracles
00:16Christmas has an H in it Mr Baldrick
00:36My dear Millicent come for her dinner
00:35I was a bit rushed I've been helping out with the workhouse...
00:08The only way you'd get a big wet kiss at Christmas
00:24What news of the foul Marmidons Scattered to the Nine...
00:16Ha Got him with my subtle plan I can't see any subtle plan
00:24Shall I begin the Christmas story Absolutely
00:11Erm I want a pressie
00:17Can I get you some tea or anything
00:15No goose for Tiny Tom this year
00:19God bless Mr B at Christmas time And baby Jesus too
00:25There's something in this stocking from me
00:19Well what a jolly fellow
00:09And compliments of the season to you Blackadder
00:07What can I do with a girl I can't do with you eh
00:10Baldrick I want you to take this and buy a turkey so large
00:33It went all right till the shepherds came on
Blackadders - Rowan Atkinson
Baldricks - Tony Robinson
Queens Elizabeth I - Miranda Richardson
Lords Melchett - Stephen Fry
Princes Regent - Hugh Laurie
Spirit of Christmas - Robbie Coltrane
Queen Victoria - Miriam Margolyes
Prince Albert - Jim Broadbent
Nursie - Patsy Byrne
Beadle - Denis Lill
Mrs Scratchit - Pauline Melville
Lord Nelson - Philip Pope
Millicent - Nicola Bryant
Ralph - Ramsay Gilderdale
Enormous Orphan - David Barber
Enormous Orphan - Erkan Mustafa
Enormous Orphan - David Nunn
Boy - Martino Lazzeri
Granny - Barbara Miller