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"Blackadder's Christmas Carol" quotes

Blackadder's Christmas Carol poster
After a genial spirit shows the benevolent Ebenezer Blackadder visions of his unscrupulous ancestors, he resolves to mend his generous ways.

Director: Richard Boden
Writer: Richard Curtis (by), Ben Elton (by)
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, history
Year: 1988
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 8.0
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 23 Dec 1988
Awards: N/A

34 video clips

BaldrickPrinces RegentMrs. ScratchitSpirit Of ChristmasQueen Elizabeth IQueens Elizabeth IRalphMillicentPrince Albert
It went all right till the shepherds came on - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:33 It went all right till the shepherds came on Baldrick I want you to take this and buy a turkey so large - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:10 Baldrick I want you to take this and buy a turkey so large What can I do with a girl I can't do with you eh - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:07 What can I do with a girl I can't do with you eh And compliments of the season to you Blackadder - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:09 And compliments of the season to you Blackadder Well what a jolly fellow - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:19 Well what a jolly fellow There's something in this stocking from me - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:25 There's something in this stocking from me God bless Mr B at Christmas time And baby Jesus too - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:19 God bless Mr B at Christmas time And baby Jesus too No goose for Tiny Tom this year - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:15 No goose for Tiny Tom this year Can I get you some tea or anything - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:17 Can I get you some tea or anything Erm I want a pressie - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:11 Erm I want a pressie Shall I begin the Christmas story Absolutely - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:24 Shall I begin the Christmas story Absolutely Ha Got him with my subtle plan I can't see any subtle plan - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:16 Ha Got him with my subtle plan I can't see any subtle... What news of the foul Marmidons Scattered to the Nine Vectors - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:24 What news of the foul Marmidons Scattered to the Nine... The only way you'd get a big wet kiss at Christmas - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:08 The only way you'd get a big wet kiss at Christmas I was a bit rushed I've been helping out with the workhouse nativity play - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:35 I was a bit rushed I've been helping out with the... My dear Millicent come for her dinner - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:36 My dear Millicent come for her dinner Christmas has an H in it Mr Baldrick - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:16 Christmas has an H in it Mr Baldrick And who knows Christmas is a time for miracles - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:13 And who knows Christmas is a time for miracles Greetings I trust Christmas brings you its traditional mix - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:08 Greetings I trust Christmas brings you its traditional mix Bye My what a jolly young girl - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:08 Bye My what a jolly young girl It's a bit of a tiddler ain't it Yes but size isn't important - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:11 It's a bit of a tiddler ain't it Yes but size... Mr B where's the milk of human kindness - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:09 Mr B where's the milk of human kindness I'm not at home to guests - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:34 I'm not at home to guests It's a change from these skinflints - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:28 It's a change from these skinflints Ha ha So let's get this straight - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:29 Ha ha So let's get this straight How much is it 17 and a penny - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:18 How much is it 17 and a penny Mr Ebenezer I was wondering if you had perhaps a little present for me - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:21 Mr Ebenezer I was wondering if you had perhaps a little... I cannot believe Cork it fatso - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:35 I cannot believe Cork it fatso Oh well another year without profit - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:16 Oh well another year without profit That woman's about as subtle as a rhinoceros horn up the backside - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:06 That woman's about as subtle as a rhinoceros horn up... Doesn't it point to the clear lesson that bad guys have all the fun - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:08 Doesn't it point to the clear lesson that bad guys have... Send him to the sprouting chamber No wait - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:06 Send him to the sprouting chamber No wait I'd love to see Christmas Future - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:07 I'd love to see Christmas Future Can I help No thanks No No no - Blackadder's Christmas Carol 00:06 Can I help No thanks No No no

Cast

Blackadders - Rowan Atkinson
Baldricks - Tony Robinson
Queens Elizabeth I - Miranda Richardson
Lords Melchett - Stephen Fry
Princes Regent - Hugh Laurie
All Cast