I've been helping out with the workhouse Nativity play. Oh, of course. How did it go?...
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Baldrick:
I've been helping out with the workhouse Nativity play.
Ebenezer Blackadder:
Oh, of course. How did it go?
Baldrick:
Well, not very well. At the last moment, the baby playing Jesus died!
Ebenezer Blackadder:
Oh, dear! This high infant mortality rate's a real devil when it comes to staging quality children's theatre. What did you do?
Baldrick:
Got another Jesus.
Ebenezer Blackadder:
Oh, thank goodness. And his name?
Baldrick:
"Spot." There weren't any more children so we had to settle for a dog instead.
Ebenezer Blackadder:
Oh, dear. I'm not convinced that Christianity would have established its firm grip over the hearts and minds of mankind, if all Jesus had ever said was "woof!"
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I was a bit rushed I've been helping out with the workhouse nativity play
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How did it go Not very well
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At the last moment the baby playing Jesus died
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Oh dear this high infant mortality rate's a real devil
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when it comes to staging quality children's theatre
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What did you do Got another Jesus
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Thank goodness His name
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Spot
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There weren't any more children so we had to settle for a dog
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I'm not convinced that Christianity would've established
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 202
Timestamp in movie: 00h 02m 13s
Uploaded: 04 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, history
Summary: After a genial spirit shows the benevolent Ebenezer Blackadder visions of his unscrupulous ancestors, he resolves to mend his generous ways.
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