Cork it, fatso! Don't you realise that this is the Victorian Age, where apart from Queen...
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Ebenezer Blackadder:
Cork it, fatso! Don't you realise that this is the Victorian Age, where apart from Queen Piglet-Features herself, women and children are to be seen and not heard!
Prince Albert:
Queen Piglet-Features!
Ebenezer Blackadder:
Yes! "Empress Oink," us lads call her. The only person in the kingdom who looks dafter than her is that stupid Frankfurter of a husband. "The Pig and the Prig," we call them. How they ever managed to produce their one hundred and twelve children is quite beyond me. The bed-chambers of Buckingham Palace must be copiously supplied with blindfolds!
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I cannot believe Cork it fatso
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This is the Victorian age where
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apart from Queen Piglet Features herself
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women and children are to be seen and not heard
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Queen Piglet Features
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Yes Empress Oink as lads call her
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The only person in the kingdom who looks dafter than her
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is that stupid frankfurter of a husband
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The Pig and the Prig we call them
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How they ever managed to produce their 112 children is beyond me
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The bedchambers of Buckingham Palace
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must be copiously supplied with blindfolds
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 147
Timestamp in movie: 00h 40m 52s
Uploaded: 04 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, history
Summary: After a genial spirit shows the benevolent Ebenezer Blackadder visions of his unscrupulous ancestors, he resolves to mend his generous ways.
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