I would explain, my dear, but I fear that you wouldn't understand - blessed as you are...
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Ebenezer Blackadder:
Ah, my dear Millicent, come for her dinner. [Looks at Ralph] Ebenezer Blackadder:
... and she seems to have brought the fish course with her! Who, my dear, is the huge halibut in the trousers? Ralph:
I think... it's me! Millicent:
This is Ralph - he's my fiance! Ralph:
We're in love! Ebenezer Blackadder:
Oh, dear. Ill-conceived love, I should warn you, is like a Christmas cracker: one massively disappointing bang, and the novelty soon wears off. Ralph, Millicent:
[they laugh obnoxiously] Ebenezer Blackadder:
Shut up! Millicent:
Oh, Mr. Blackadder! What's happened? You've changed from the nicest man in England into the... the horridest man in the world! Baldrick:
I was thinking the same thing myself. Ebenezer Blackadder:
[hits Baldrick in the back of the head]
... when spoken to. [to Millicent] Ebenezer Blackadder:
I would explain, my dear, but I fear that you wouldn't understand - blessed as you are with a head that is emptier than a hermit's address book!
Ah, my dear Millicent, come for her dinner. [Looks at Ralph] Ebenezer Blackadder:
... and she seems to have brought the fish course with her! Who, my dear, is the huge halibut in the trousers? Ralph:
I think... it's me! Millicent:
This is Ralph - he's my fiance! Ralph:
We're in love! Ebenezer Blackadder:
Oh, dear. Ill-conceived love, I should warn you, is like a Christmas cracker: one massively disappointing bang, and the novelty soon wears off. Ralph, Millicent:
[they laugh obnoxiously] Ebenezer Blackadder:
Shut up! Millicent:
Oh, Mr. Blackadder! What's happened? You've changed from the nicest man in England into the... the horridest man in the world! Baldrick:
I was thinking the same thing myself. Ebenezer Blackadder:
[hits Baldrick in the back of the head]
... when spoken to. [to Millicent] Ebenezer Blackadder:
I would explain, my dear, but I fear that you wouldn't understand - blessed as you are with a head that is emptier than a hermit's address book!
Full Transcript
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My dear Millicent come for her dinner
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And she seems to have brought the fish course with her
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Who my dear is the huge halibut in the trousers
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I think it's me
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This is Ralph he's my fianc We're in love
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Oh dear
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Ill conceived love I should warn you is like a Christmas cracker
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One massively disappointing bang and the novelty soon wears off
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Shut up
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Movie Summary
After a genial spirit shows the benevolent Ebenezer Blackadder visions of his unscrupulous ancestors, he resolves to mend his generous ways.
