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Blackball

A fine eye, a steady hand, and possibly the only bowls playerin Britain to still be a...

A fine eye, a steady hand, and possibly the only bowls player
in Britain to still be a working pornstar

Full Transcript

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A fine eye, a steady hand,
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and possibly the only bowls player in Britain
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to still be a working pornstar.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:53
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
Midfield Films

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Movie Summary

A rebellious young British bowls player teams with another older and more traditional player to take on the Australian bowls team.
Right, your ball's gonna hit my front ball sending the jack through the gate, - Blackball 00:06
Right, your ball's gonna hit my front ball sending the ...
I'm holding four, 21 nothing, I win, you're buggered, I thank you. - Blackball 00:06
I'm holding four, 21 nothing, I win, you're bugger...
-Ta-da! -That's it, he's done it. - Blackball 00:05
-Ta-da! -That's it, he's done it.
(CELL PHONE RINGING) - Blackball 00:06
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Do you realize, this is the first time in your life you've been quiet - Blackball 00:07
Do you realize, this is the first time in your life you'...
(SCOFFS) You've got to beat Ray Speight in this final first, sunshine. - Blackball 00:05
(SCOFFS) You've got to beat Ray Speight in this final f...
And, due respect to all them others that you beat and all that, - Blackball 00:08
And, due respect to all them others that you beat and all th...
-(STAMMERS) Is he... He is good. -Oh. - Blackball 00:06
-(STAMMERS) Is he... He is good. -Oh.
He's the only player I've ever seen who is in your league. - Blackball 00:06
He's the only player I've ever seen who is in your...
So, how come if he ain't been beaten for 23 years in this county, right, - Blackball 00:06
So, how come if he ain't been beaten for 23 years in th...
I'm making another presentation and, so I might have a little drink afterwards. - Blackball 00:06
I'm making another presentation and, so I might have a ...
RAY: I have always felt that a town could be judged - Blackball 00:09
RAY: I have always felt that a town could be judged
And, therefore, I propose - Blackball 00:24
And, therefore, I propose
Also, I'm sure all members will join me in wishing him well - Blackball 00:10
Also, I'm sure all members will join me in wishing him ...
So, this is what Torquay's sexual theme park gets up to, after hours. - Blackball 00:06
So, this is what Torquay's sexual theme park gets up to...
Right? You see, what is this "bowls player" of which you speak? - Blackball 00:07
Right? You see, what is this "bowls player" of whi...
You can't define it, you see, and that is because - Blackball 00:05
You can't define it, you see, and that is because
It's a 50-year-old with the mental age of 70 - Blackball 00:09
It's a 50-year-old with the mental age of 70
See, what I'm trying to say, right, if you let me bloody finish, for a moment, - Blackball 00:09
See, what I'm trying to say, right, if you let me blood...
There's bowlers like me. Bowlers this town don't wanna know about. - Blackball 00:05
There's bowlers like me. Bowlers this town don't w...