To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
As soon as you can guarantee Cliff Starkey plays for England
Please log in to add to collections.
Blackball

As soon as you can guaranteeCliff Starkey plays for England, you're gonna have Australian...

As soon as you can guarantee
Cliff Starkey plays for England, you're gonna have Australian TV
begging to come in, right?

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.378
As soon as you can guarantee Cliff Starkey plays for England,
00:00:04.462 --> 00:00:06.922
you're gonna have Australian TV begging to come in, right?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:47
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
Midfield Films

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

A rebellious young British bowls player teams with another older and more traditional player to take on the Australian bowls team.
Bloody Speight - Blackball 00:05
Bloody Speight
Plus, Targitex Sportswear's just raised to 2.9 for the sponsorship deal. - Blackball 00:06
Plus, Targitex Sportswear's just raised to 2.9 for the ...
Guys, every time this kid receives press coverage, - Blackball 00:06
Guys, every time this kid receives press coverage,
And believe me when I tell you, - Blackball 00:12
And believe me when I tell you,
Slip it in! Good lad, nice and easy. Move in and... - Blackball 00:05
Slip it in! Good lad, nice and easy. Move in and...
-I can't. I can't do it. -Oh, for God's sake. - Blackball 00:05
-I can't. I can't do it. -Oh, for God's sake.
It's a close thing, but I'd rather be watching Man City - Blackball 00:06
It's a close thing, but I'd rather be watching Man...
(MUTTERING) - Blackball 00:06
(MUTTERING)
If it's any easier, stop calling me "mate" and use "employee." - Blackball 00:09
If it's any easier, stop calling me "mate" an...
Thank you for letting me sit on my arse while you have a shag. - Blackball 00:05
Thank you for letting me sit on my arse while you have a sha...
-Shut up. -For letting 'em tell me - Blackball 00:06
-Shut up. -For letting 'em tell me
Thanks for letting 'em call me a "fat fucking Butterball". - Blackball 00:06
Thanks for letting 'em call me a "fat fucking Butt...
But funny thing is, next time I fancy a holiday, - Blackball 00:06
But funny thing is, next time I fancy a holiday,
I got to open up a fizzy can of pop, right, to the sound of a bell dinging. - Blackball 00:05
I got to open up a fizzy can of pop, right, to the sound of ...
(STRUGGLING) - Blackball 00:05
(STRUGGLING)
My speech tonight was originally going to concern the history of our noble game. - Blackball 00:06
My speech tonight was originally going to concern the histor...
GILES: We're gonna go down in history as the men who killed bowls. - Blackball 00:05
GILES: We're gonna go down in history as the men who ki...
Where restraint and self-control are the jewels in our crown. - Blackball 00:06
Where restraint and self-control are the jewels in our crown...
And this we must remember now, - Blackball 00:06
And this we must remember now,
The indiscipline and bad language of this... - Blackball 00:05
The indiscipline and bad language of this...