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Blackball

We're trying to playfootball here, mate

(CHILDREN COMPLAINING) BOY: We're trying to play
football here, mate

Full Transcript

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(CHILDREN COMPLAINING)
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BOY: We're trying to play football here, mate.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:43
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
Midfield Films

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Movie Summary

A rebellious young British bowls player teams with another older and more traditional player to take on the Australian bowls team.
Prince of Bowls - Blackball 00:05
Prince of Bowls
Is it on the condom - Blackball 00:03
Is it on the condom
If mine finishes closer to the jack than yours, I score one shot. - Blackball 00:06
If mine finishes closer to the jack than yours, I score one ...
And bowls, Bridget, is all about simplicity. - Blackball 00:05
And bowls, Bridget, is all about simplicity.
Approach, - Blackball 00:06
Approach,
The three B's. Bend, - Blackball 00:08
The three B's. Bend,
-CLIFF: Tosser! -(LOUD LAUGHTER) - Blackball 00:05
-CLIFF: Tosser! -(LOUD LAUGHTER)
I mean, my God, I mean, my God. The embarrassment! - Blackball 00:06
I mean, my God, I mean, my God. The embarrassment!
-(GAGGING) -(EXHALES) - Blackball 00:05
-(GAGGING) -(EXHALES)
(DOORBELL RINGS) - Blackball 00:06
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Is this the point where we ripped it and you said, "Let's go play fucking bowls"? - Blackball 00:06
Is this the point where we ripped it and you said, "Let...
Like why it's all evenly-spaced up here, - Blackball 00:06
Like why it's all evenly-spaced up here,
All right, love. Done something a little bit special for you - Blackball 00:06
All right, love. Done something a little bit special for you
I took the liberty of doing a little bit of research, - Blackball 00:08
I took the liberty of doing a little bit of research,
Now, what we've got here is the constellation - Blackball 00:08
Now, what we've got here is the constellation
Now, the Chinese believe this will have governed your career - Blackball 00:07
Now, the Chinese believe this will have governed your career
(NERVOUS LAUGHTER) - Blackball 00:06
(NERVOUS LAUGHTER)
You know, I don't understand how somebody who can place a wood - Blackball 00:09
You know, I don't understand how somebody who can place...
Yeah, Granddad, he looks after the wallpapering, - Blackball 00:06
Yeah, Granddad, he looks after the wallpapering,
Okay. The first thing is your emergency stop, Bridget. - Blackball 00:06
Okay. The first thing is your emergency stop, Bridget.