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Blackball

If you hadn't been banned,you wouldn't even be a celebrity

If you hadn't been banned,
you wouldn't even be a celebrity

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If you hadn't been banned, you wouldn't even be a celebrity.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:56
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
Midfield Films

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Movie Summary

A rebellious young British bowls player teams with another older and more traditional player to take on the Australian bowls team.
Okay. Off you go, go on. Back in line. Daddy's little princess. - Blackball 00:05
Okay. Off you go, go on. Back in line. Daddy's little p...
# Land of hope and glory # - Blackball 00:06
# Land of hope and glory #
He's torn ligaments in his knees, so he'll be on crutches for quite a while. - Blackball 00:05
He's torn ligaments in his knees, so he'll be on c...
He got a call saying some American wanted it a week early. - Blackball 00:05
He got a call saying some American wanted it a week early.
-Right. -And of course, - Blackball 00:06
-Right. -And of course,
-(CLAMORING) -(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) - Blackball 00:09
-(CLAMORING) -(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
You guys get to see one more trick. What do you wanna see? - Blackball 00:05
You guys get to see one more trick. What do you wanna see?
It's fantastic. It's from the... (STAMMERS) - Blackball 00:06
It's fantastic. It's from the... (STAMMERS)
Yeah. (LAUGHS) - Blackball 00:07
Yeah. (LAUGHS)
You phone me up and tell me that Cliff wants to apologize. - Blackball 00:05
You phone me up and tell me that Cliff wants to apologize.
The problem with stars is that about now, - Blackball 00:07
The problem with stars is that about now,
And the things that they were very, very close to - Blackball 00:08
And the things that they were very, very close to
Agents like you to do their fucking shitty business for them. - Blackball 00:06
Agents like you to do their fucking shitty business for them...
You're not understanding the media coup - Blackball 00:05
You're not understanding the media coup
So why don't you go ahead and let me tell you once again exactly - Blackball 00:08
So why don't you go ahead and let me tell you once agai...
Tell me, did you sleep with Ray Speight's daughter just to wind him up? - Blackball 00:06
Tell me, did you sleep with Ray Speight's daughter just...
Just 'cause you're an ugly bastard, right, - Blackball 00:06
Just 'cause you're an ugly bastard, right,
Well, I've never been, like, a great believer in training, as such. - Blackball 00:05
Well, I've never been, like, a great believer in traini...
Oh, what, the didgeri-Doohan brothers? (LAUGHS) - Blackball 00:07
Oh, what, the didgeri-Doohan brothers? (LAUGHS)
Cliff, can I ask - Blackball 00:05
Cliff, can I ask