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Just 'cause you're an ugly bastard, right
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Blackball

Just 'cause you're an ugly bastard, right, who hasn't had a shag for, like, 20 years,don't...

Just 'cause you're an ugly bastard, right, who hasn't had a shag for, like, 20 years,
don't take it out on me, yeah?

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Just 'cause you're an ugly bastard, right,
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who hasn't had a shag for, like, 20 years, don't take it out on me, yeah?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:07
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
Midfield Films

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Movie Summary

A rebellious young British bowls player teams with another older and more traditional player to take on the Australian bowls team.
Well, I've never been, like, a great believer in training, as such. - Blackball 00:05
Well, I've never been, like, a great believer in traini...
Oh, what, the didgeri-Doohan brothers? (LAUGHS) - Blackball 00:07
Oh, what, the didgeri-Doohan brothers? (LAUGHS)
Cliff, can I ask - Blackball 00:05
Cliff, can I ask
Or are you actually the kind of twat - Blackball 00:07
Or are you actually the kind of twat
COLLINS: Could we have a question from Derek - Blackball 00:06
COLLINS: Could we have a question from Derek
RICK: Whoa, tiger! (GROWLS) - Blackball 00:05
RICK: Whoa, tiger! (GROWLS)
Who do people from England, in their fucking guts, - Blackball 00:07
Who do people from England, in their fucking guts,
Now, in the whole world, who is the one man I would team you with? - Blackball 00:05
Now, in the whole world, who is the one man I would team you...
Cliff, I know I can be a bit of a bad boy, too, - Blackball 00:07
Cliff, I know I can be a bit of a bad boy, too,
Six paces between here and that door, I want you to think about one thing, okay? - Blackball 00:06
Six paces between here and that door, I want you to think ab...
We have a very, very short season to gather our nuts. - Blackball 00:05
We have a very, very short season to gather our nuts.
And seriously, - Blackball 00:07
And seriously,
One, two, three, - Blackball 00:09
One, two, three,
You have no idea. In The History of Stupid Things, - Blackball 00:07
You have no idea. In The History of Stupid Things,
One itsy-bitsy - Blackball 00:07
One itsy-bitsy
-(SHOUTING) -(SCREAMING) - Blackball 00:09
-(SHOUTING) -(SCREAMING)
They were, um, taking on extra staff for the - Blackball 00:06
They were, um, taking on extra staff for the
Bowls. (LAUGHS) - Blackball 00:05
Bowls. (LAUGHS)
-I fired him. I fired him. -SNOW: In Torquay, Cliff Starkey, - Blackball 00:13
-I fired him. I fired him. -SNOW: In Torquay, Cliff Starkey,
CLIFF: I will concede the entire match - Blackball 00:08
CLIFF: I will concede the entire match