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So, how come if he ain't been beaten for 23 years in this county, right
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So, how come if he ain't been beatenfor 23 years in this county, right, he's never played...

So, how come if he ain't been beaten
for 23 years in this county, right, he's never played for England?

Full Transcript

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So, how come if he ain't been beaten for 23 years in this county, right,
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he's never played for England?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
57
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:42
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
Midfield Films

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Movie Summary

A rebellious young British bowls player teams with another older and more traditional player to take on the Australian bowls team.
I'm making another presentation and, so I might have a little drink afterwards. - Blackball 00:06
I'm making another presentation and, so I might have a ...
RAY: I have always felt that a town could be judged - Blackball 00:09
RAY: I have always felt that a town could be judged
And, therefore, I propose - Blackball 00:24
And, therefore, I propose
Also, I'm sure all members will join me in wishing him well - Blackball 00:10
Also, I'm sure all members will join me in wishing him ...
So, this is what Torquay's sexual theme park gets up to, after hours. - Blackball 00:06
So, this is what Torquay's sexual theme park gets up to...
Right? You see, what is this "bowls player" of which you speak? - Blackball 00:07
Right? You see, what is this "bowls player" of whi...
You can't define it, you see, and that is because - Blackball 00:05
You can't define it, you see, and that is because
It's a 50-year-old with the mental age of 70 - Blackball 00:09
It's a 50-year-old with the mental age of 70
See, what I'm trying to say, right, if you let me bloody finish, for a moment, - Blackball 00:09
See, what I'm trying to say, right, if you let me blood...
There's bowlers like me. Bowlers this town don't wanna know about. - Blackball 00:05
There's bowlers like me. Bowlers this town don't w...
Grew up playing on any crappy bit of grass you could find, right, - Blackball 00:09
Grew up playing on any crappy bit of grass you could find, r...
Yes, yes it is. Great day. Absolutely wonderful day. - Blackball 00:06
Yes, yes it is. Great day. Absolutely wonderful day.
Fox on the rabbit. (LAUGHING) - Blackball 00:07
Fox on the rabbit. (LAUGHING)
The final of the Southern Peninsula Men's Singles. - Blackball 00:06
The final of the Southern Peninsula Men's Singles.
Versus, also from Torquay, Cliff Starkey. - Blackball 00:08
Versus, also from Torquay, Cliff Starkey.
Trevor! Trevor! - Blackball 00:05
Trevor! Trevor!
See, that's what I love about older women, right, they get to about 50, - Blackball 00:07
See, that's what I love about older women, right, they ...
(GUNFIRE) - Blackball 00:06
(GUNFIRE)
(IN SPANISH ACCENT) When the bull is wounded, - Blackball 00:07
(IN SPANISH ACCENT) When the bull is wounded,
There's only one Cliffy Starkey! One Cliffy Starkey! - Blackball 00:07
There's only one Cliffy Starkey! One Cliffy Starkey!