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Blackball

The problem with stars is that about now, you know, about when they're this far up,they...

The problem with stars is that about now, you know, about when they're this far up,
they start to look down

Full Transcript

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The problem with stars is that about now,
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you know, about when they're this far up, they start to look down.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:48
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
Midfield Films

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Movie Summary

A rebellious young British bowls player teams with another older and more traditional player to take on the Australian bowls team.
And the things that they were very, very close to - Blackball 00:08
And the things that they were very, very close to
Agents like you to do their fucking shitty business for them. - Blackball 00:06
Agents like you to do their fucking shitty business for them...
You're not understanding the media coup - Blackball 00:05
You're not understanding the media coup
So why don't you go ahead and let me tell you once again exactly - Blackball 00:08
So why don't you go ahead and let me tell you once agai...
Tell me, did you sleep with Ray Speight's daughter just to wind him up? - Blackball 00:06
Tell me, did you sleep with Ray Speight's daughter just...
Just 'cause you're an ugly bastard, right, - Blackball 00:06
Just 'cause you're an ugly bastard, right,
Well, I've never been, like, a great believer in training, as such. - Blackball 00:05
Well, I've never been, like, a great believer in traini...
Oh, what, the didgeri-Doohan brothers? (LAUGHS) - Blackball 00:07
Oh, what, the didgeri-Doohan brothers? (LAUGHS)
Cliff, can I ask - Blackball 00:05
Cliff, can I ask
Or are you actually the kind of twat - Blackball 00:07
Or are you actually the kind of twat
COLLINS: Could we have a question from Derek - Blackball 00:06
COLLINS: Could we have a question from Derek
RICK: Whoa, tiger! (GROWLS) - Blackball 00:05
RICK: Whoa, tiger! (GROWLS)
Who do people from England, in their fucking guts, - Blackball 00:07
Who do people from England, in their fucking guts,
Now, in the whole world, who is the one man I would team you with? - Blackball 00:05
Now, in the whole world, who is the one man I would team you...
Cliff, I know I can be a bit of a bad boy, too, - Blackball 00:07
Cliff, I know I can be a bit of a bad boy, too,
Six paces between here and that door, I want you to think about one thing, okay? - Blackball 00:06
Six paces between here and that door, I want you to think ab...
We have a very, very short season to gather our nuts. - Blackball 00:05
We have a very, very short season to gather our nuts.
And seriously, - Blackball 00:07
And seriously,
One, two, three, - Blackball 00:09
One, two, three,
You have no idea. In The History of Stupid Things, - Blackball 00:07
You have no idea. In The History of Stupid Things,