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There's only one Cliffy Starkey! One Cliffy Starkey!
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There's only one Cliffy Starkey!One Cliffy Starkey!

There's only one Cliffy Starkey!
One Cliffy Starkey!

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There's only one Cliffy Starkey! One Cliffy Starkey!
Duration
7 seconds
Views
52
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:38
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
Midfield Films

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Movie Summary

A rebellious young British bowls player teams with another older and more traditional player to take on the Australian bowls team.
The winner, and new Southern Peninsula Champion... - Blackball 00:06
The winner, and new Southern Peninsula Champion...
Now I call upon the outgoing champion to present the trophy. - Blackball 00:06
Now I call upon the outgoing champion to present the trophy.
"Approach, acknowledge, award." - Blackball 00:06
"Approach, acknowledge, award."
But it'll get your granddad a new suit from Oxfam. - Blackball 00:05
But it'll get your granddad a new suit from Oxfam.
"Mr. Speight is..." - Blackball 00:14
"Mr. Speight is..."
Well, I am aware that as a bowls player I am de facto a dispatcher of bowls. - Blackball 00:06
Well, I am aware that as a bowls player I am de facto a disp...
However, my past knowledge of Mr. Starkey - Blackball 00:06
However, my past knowledge of Mr. Starkey
The defacement of a score card is a protocol offense - Blackball 00:13
The defacement of a score card is a protocol offense
And a ban from all competition at the discretion of the injured party. - Blackball 00:05
And a ban from all competition at the discretion of the inju...
BOWLING COMMISSIONER: Cliff Starkey is hereby banned - Blackball 00:09
BOWLING COMMISSIONER: Cliff Starkey is hereby banned
(INDISTINCT CHATTER) - Blackball 00:06
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
The reinstated and record-breaking - Blackball 00:10
The reinstated and record-breaking
Don't you think 15 years is a little excessive? - Blackball 00:05
Don't you think 15 years is a little excessive?
I mean, Eric Cantona got eight weeks, and he kicked somebody in the head. - Blackball 00:06
I mean, Eric Cantona got eight weeks, and he kicked somebody...
Seeing as I won't be needing these anymore, - Blackball 00:08
Seeing as I won't be needing these anymore,
They all come from the same part of town, and in the end they all stick together, - Blackball 00:07
They all come from the same part of town, and in the end the...
-What? -Well, - Blackball 00:06
-What? -Well,
# Land of hope and glory - Blackball 00:06
# Land of hope and glory
# Mother of the free - Blackball 00:12
# Mother of the free
It's bloody ridiculous! Eighty hours community service - Blackball 00:07
It's bloody ridiculous! Eighty hours community service