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Blackball

You can't define it, you see,and that is because -you don't...-Yes, I can

You can't define it, you see,
and that is because -you don't...
-Yes, I can

Full Transcript

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You can't define it, you see, and that is because
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-you don't... -Yes, I can.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:42
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
Midfield Films

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Movie Summary

A rebellious young British bowls player teams with another older and more traditional player to take on the Australian bowls team.
It's a 50-year-old with the mental age of 70 - Blackball 00:09
It's a 50-year-old with the mental age of 70
See, what I'm trying to say, right, if you let me bloody finish, for a moment, - Blackball 00:09
See, what I'm trying to say, right, if you let me blood...
There's bowlers like me. Bowlers this town don't wanna know about. - Blackball 00:05
There's bowlers like me. Bowlers this town don't w...
Grew up playing on any crappy bit of grass you could find, right, - Blackball 00:09
Grew up playing on any crappy bit of grass you could find, r...
Yes, yes it is. Great day. Absolutely wonderful day. - Blackball 00:06
Yes, yes it is. Great day. Absolutely wonderful day.
Fox on the rabbit. (LAUGHING) - Blackball 00:07
Fox on the rabbit. (LAUGHING)
The final of the Southern Peninsula Men's Singles. - Blackball 00:06
The final of the Southern Peninsula Men's Singles.
Versus, also from Torquay, Cliff Starkey. - Blackball 00:08
Versus, also from Torquay, Cliff Starkey.
Trevor! Trevor! - Blackball 00:05
Trevor! Trevor!
See, that's what I love about older women, right, they get to about 50, - Blackball 00:07
See, that's what I love about older women, right, they ...
(GUNFIRE) - Blackball 00:06
(GUNFIRE)
(IN SPANISH ACCENT) When the bull is wounded, - Blackball 00:07
(IN SPANISH ACCENT) When the bull is wounded,
There's only one Cliffy Starkey! One Cliffy Starkey! - Blackball 00:07
There's only one Cliffy Starkey! One Cliffy Starkey!
The winner, and new Southern Peninsula Champion... - Blackball 00:06
The winner, and new Southern Peninsula Champion...
Now I call upon the outgoing champion to present the trophy. - Blackball 00:06
Now I call upon the outgoing champion to present the trophy.
"Approach, acknowledge, award." - Blackball 00:06
"Approach, acknowledge, award."
But it'll get your granddad a new suit from Oxfam. - Blackball 00:05
But it'll get your granddad a new suit from Oxfam.
"Mr. Speight is..." - Blackball 00:14
"Mr. Speight is..."
Well, I am aware that as a bowls player I am de facto a dispatcher of bowls. - Blackball 00:06
Well, I am aware that as a bowls player I am de facto a disp...
However, my past knowledge of Mr. Starkey - Blackball 00:06
However, my past knowledge of Mr. Starkey