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In the movies, Dracula wears a cape, and some old English guy always manages to save the day at the last minute with crosses and holy water

In the movies, Dracula wears a cape, and some old English guyalways manages to save the...

Blade: Trinity • 2004

In the movies, Dracula wears a cape, and some old English guyalways manages to save the day at the last minutewith crosses and holy water. But everybody knowsthe movies are full of shit. The truth is it started with Blade,and it ended with him. The rest of uswere just along for the ride

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and some old English guy always manages to save the day

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at the last minute with crosses and holy water

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But everybody knows the movies are full of shit

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The truth is it started with Blade and it ended with him

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The rest of us were just along for the ride

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A nějakému Angličanovi se nakonec podař zachránit svět

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s pomocí kříže a svěcené vody

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Ale všichni znají pravdu filmy o upírech jsou jen obyčejné sračky

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Pravda je taková že vše začalo od Blada

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A skončilo s ním

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et un vieil anglais sauve la mise en catastrophe

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avec des croix et de l'eau bénite

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Chacun sait que les films c'est du pipeau

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En vérité tout a commencé avec Blade

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et s'est achevé avec lui

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Nous autres l'avons juste accompagné

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Ein alter Engländer rettet die Lage

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immer in letzter Minute mit Kreuzen und Weihwasser

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Aber jeder weiß dass Filme nur Scheiße erzählen

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Die Wahrheit ist Es begann mit Blade

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Und es endete mit ihm

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Wir anderen waren einfach nur dabei

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i1 dan beberapa pria Inggris tua Nalways berhasil menyelamatkan hari I0

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pada menit terakhir Nwith salib dan air suci i1 I0

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i1 Tapi semua orang tahu nthe film yang penuh omong kosong I0

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i1 Sebenarnya itu dimulai dengan Blade Nand berakhir dengan dia I0

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i1 Sisanya kita Nwere hanya sepanjang untuk perjalanan I0

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и какой то старый англичанин всегда успевает спасти мир

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в последний момент с помощью крестов и святой воды

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Но всем известно что кино это сплошное вранье

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Правда же в том что с Блэйда все началось и им же закончилось

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А все мы лишь сопровождали его на этом пути

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siempre salva a todos en el último instante con cruces y agua sagrada

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Pero todos saben que las películas están llenas de mierda

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La verdad es que empezó con Blade y acabó con él

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Y nosotros los demás sólo lo acompañamos

Available in 7 languages

Duration

22 seconds

Views

368

Timestamp in Movie

00:00:34

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Genres

action, horror, sci-fi

Production

Marvel Enterprises,New Line Cinema,Amen Ra Films,Imaginary Forces,Peter Frankfurt Productions

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Movie Summary

Blade, now a wanted man by the FBI, must join forces with the Nightstalkers to face his most challenging enemy yet: Dracula.

Actors

Hannibal King

Blade