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"Blades of Glory" quotes

Blades of Glory poster
In 2002, two rival Olympic ice skaters were stripped of their gold medals and permanently banned from men's single competition. Presently, however, they've found a loophole that will allow them to qualify as a pairs team.

Director: Josh Gordon, Will Speck
Writer: Craig Cox, Jeff Cox, Busy Philipps
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, sport
Year: 2007
MetaScore: 64/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $118,594,548
Released: 30 Mar 2007
Awards: 3 wins & 10 nominations

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So Coach I was thinking about the music for our routine - Blades of Glory 00:29 So Coach I was thinking about the music for our routine Bunk beds I don't share rooms - Blades of Glory 00:14 Bunk beds I don't share rooms I see you got fat - Blades of Glory 00:05 I see you got fat Troubled childhood - Blades of Glory 00:07 Troubled childhood I totally wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday It's coming up - Blades of Glory 00:07 I totally wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday... They're laughing at us - Blades of Glory 00:11 They're laughing at us Hey Nancy Kerrigan - Blades of Glory 00:11 Hey Nancy Kerrigan If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin I'd go as Robin - Blades of Glory 00:08 If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin... It's embarrassing stalking a has been you know what I mean - Blades of Glory 00:05 It's embarrassing stalking a has been you know what I... Get out of my face I'll get inside your face - Blades of Glory 00:04 Get out of my face I'll get inside your face Personal philosophy clothing optional - Blades of Glory 00:05 Personal philosophy clothing optional You drunk No - Blades of Glory 00:17 You drunk No We love you Denver - Blades of Glory 00:07 We love you Denver Let's capture the dream - Blades of Glory 00:11 Let's capture the dream You getting a lot of satisfaction from those 15 hookers - Blades of Glory 00:09 You getting a lot of satisfaction from those 15 hookers Mind bottling isn't it - Blades of Glory 00:10 Mind bottling isn't it I sent you a cup of my blood Did you get my blood Jimmy - Blades of Glory 00:06 I sent you a cup of my blood Did you get my blood Jimmy It will get me time to get my jugs waxed - Blades of Glory 00:05 It will get me time to get my jugs waxed No exaggeration - Blades of Glory 00:07 No exaggeration And I'm still gonna kill you someday - Blades of Glory 00:05 And I'm still gonna kill you someday Whoever invented rope was a real a hole - Blades of Glory 00:05 Whoever invented rope was a real a hole I'm a sex addict It's my cross to bear - Blades of Glory 00:11 I'm a sex addict It's my cross to bear Into our head Not only did we embarrass Marky Mark - Blades of Glory 00:06 Into our head Not only did we embarrass Marky Mark Yeah But don't let her fool you She's as cold as the ice she skates on - Blades of Glory 00:15 Yeah But don't let her fool you She's as cold as... Nothing breaks up a team faster than Herpes - Blades of Glory 00:07 Nothing breaks up a team faster than Herpes Don't wanna close my eyes - Blades of Glory 00:14 Don't wanna close my eyes How heavy is that gold around your necks - Blades of Glory 00:12 How heavy is that gold around your necks Help yourself to the Mane n' Tail all you want - Blades of Glory 00:06 Help yourself to the Mane n' Tail all you want Two men skating together and in our division no less - Blades of Glory 00:17 Two men skating together and in our division no less Yeah That's great - Blades of Glory 00:05 Yeah That's great You crushed my dreams - Blades of Glory 00:11 You crushed my dreams And that's why I was a sex addict - Blades of Glory 00:52 And that's why I was a sex addict Come on Katie don't go We love you and stuff - Blades of Glory 00:04 Come on Katie don't go We love you and stuff Gosh I'm getting sick - Blades of Glory 00:05 Gosh I'm getting sick I think I see the Virgin Mary - Blades of Glory 00:06 I think I see the Virgin Mary My nut sack - Blades of Glory 00:03 My nut sack Don't make me kill her - Blades of Glory 00:04 Don't make me kill her Was the fire really necessary Ask them - Blades of Glory 00:05 Was the fire really necessary Ask them Hope you brought your silver polish MacElroy 'cause that was gold - Blades of Glory 00:09 Hope you brought your silver polish MacElroy 'cause... You're fired - Blades of Glory 00:11 You're fired Hey MacElroy Was that your routine - Blades of Glory 00:19 Hey MacElroy Was that your routine Chazz Michael Michaels an ice devouring sex tornado - Blades of Glory 00:06 Chazz Michael Michaels an ice devouring sex tornado The only skater to win four national championships and an adult film award - Blades of Glory 00:06 The only skater to win four national championships and an... Hey little forest creatures - Blades of Glory 00:45 Hey little forest creatures I don't share shit The night is a very dark time for me - Blades of Glory 00:11 I don't share shit The night is a very dark time for me Hey it's Jimmy If you can dream it you can do it - Blades of Glory 00:05 Hey it's Jimmy If you can dream it you can do it You figured out how to work the Google on the Internet machine - Blades of Glory 00:06 You figured out how to work the Google on the Internet... Look I almost gave up on you - Blades of Glory 00:12 Look I almost gave up on you Jimmy MacElroy stands alone at center ice - Blades of Glory 00:16 Jimmy MacElroy stands alone at center ice All right ladies tea party's over - Blades of Glory 00:09 All right ladies tea party's over So important to remember that that dove was in his suit the whole time - Blades of Glory 00:06 So important to remember that that dove was in his suit the... Damn it Watch my Icy Hot Super Slide - Blades of Glory 00:04 Damn it Watch my Icy Hot Super Slide Remember how they used to be alive - Blades of Glory 00:05 Remember how they used to be alive So how'd it go with your lady Carve up any ice with your wiener - Blades of Glory 00:06 So how'd it go with your lady Carve up any ice with... I'm a sex addict and I'm attracted to women - Blades of Glory 00:05 I'm a sex addict and I'm attracted to women Who's gonna save you now Chazz - Blades of Glory 00:08 Who's gonna save you now Chazz You know what I permanently called shotgun - Blades of Glory 00:06 You know what I permanently called shotgun Okay What do you say let's give it a try - Blades of Glory 00:18 Okay What do you say let's give it a try That blonde chick's a dude Oh man - Blades of Glory 00:06 That blonde chick's a dude Oh man Jimmy's renowned for his personal hygiene Scott - Blades of Glory 00:07 Jimmy's renowned for his personal hygiene Scott Eat that MacElroy - Blades of Glory 00:06 Eat that MacElroy I hate my life - Blades of Glory 00:03 I hate my life You're living in the past Sammy - Blades of Glory 00:07 You're living in the past Sammy Two men skating together That's a riot That's a laugh riot - Blades of Glory 00:10 Two men skating together That's a riot That's a... It's over - Blades of Glory 00:07 It's over These guys put the bone in Zamboni - Blades of Glory 00:05 These guys put the bone in Zamboni I swear to God if you cut my head off - Blades of Glory 00:04 I swear to God if you cut my head off I wanna wear the gold medal naked - Blades of Glory 00:05 I wanna wear the gold medal naked Okay What do you guys have that none of the other teams have - Blades of Glory 00:08 Okay What do you guys have that none of the other teams have It makes my hair shine like Orion's belt out on the ice - Blades of Glory 00:06 It makes my hair shine like Orion's belt out on the ice Banned for life That's a long time - Blades of Glory 00:05 Banned for life That's a long time Throw me some chicken - Blades of Glory 00:04 Throw me some chicken I like your buttons - Blades of Glory 00:04 I like your buttons When I was nine my dad insisted on having me circumcised - Blades of Glory 00:07 When I was nine my dad insisted on having me circumcised You've been practicing - Blades of Glory 00:06 You've been practicing Let me show you something Does that look right to you - Blades of Glory 00:06 Let me show you something Does that look right to you Hey everyone This is Gary the squirrel - Blades of Glory 00:21 Hey everyone This is Gary the squirrel We love you Denver - Blades of Glory 00:07 We love you Denver I've never fallen once in competition - Blades of Glory 00:09 I've never fallen once in competition All right this is gonna stop right now - Blades of Glory 00:16 All right this is gonna stop right now No I'm not gonna make Chazz Michael Michaels - Blades of Glory 00:13 No I'm not gonna make Chazz Michael Michaels Jimmy it's me Chazz - Blades of Glory 00:17 Jimmy it's me Chazz I'm gonna have to cut your pants off - Blades of Glory 00:07 I'm gonna have to cut your pants off No way This guy could not hold my jock sweat - Blades of Glory 00:13 No way This guy could not hold my jock sweat You're the girl - Blades of Glory 00:12 You're the girl Bring it on Let it rain down on me - Blades of Glory 00:06 Bring it on Let it rain down on me Step aside home school There's a new sheriff in town - Blades of Glory 00:06 Step aside home school There's a new sheriff in town I don't know sis Those two are nothing but a couple of freaks - Blades of Glory 00:05 I don't know sis Those two are nothing but a couple of... They may look cute and innocent but they're nothing - Blades of Glory 00:05 They may look cute and innocent but they're nothing
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Cast

Chazz Michael Michaels - Will Ferrell
Jimmy MacElroy - Jon Heder
Stranz Van Waldenberg - Will Arnett
Fairchild Van Waldenberg - Amy Poehler
Katie Van Waldenberg - Jenna Fischer
All Cast