"Blades of Glory" quotes
In 2002, two rival Olympic ice skaters were stripped of their gold medals and permanently banned from men's single competition. Presently, however, they've found a loophole that will allow them to qualify as a pairs team.
Director: Josh Gordon, Will Speck
Writer: Craig Cox, Jeff Cox, Busy Philipps
Production: N/A
Year: 2007
MetaScore: 64/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $118,594,548
Released: 30 Mar 2007
Awards: 3 wins & 10 nominations
114 Clips
CoachChazz Michael MichaelsHectorJimmy MacelroyBryceKatie Van WaldenbergStranz Van WaldenbergFairchild Van WaldenbergSports AnchorDarren MacelroyWorld Games ParamedicCo-anchorSurly Reporter - MontrealReporter - MontrealSamCoachChazz Michael MichaelsHectorJimmy MacelroyBryceKatie Van WaldenbergStranz Van WaldenbergFairchild Van WaldenbergSports AnchorDarren MacelroyWorld Games ParamedicCo-anchorSurly Reporter - MontrealReporter - MontrealSam
00:29 So Coach I was thinking about the music for our routine
00:14 Bunk beds I don't share rooms
00:05 I see you got fat
00:07 Troubled childhood
00:07 I totally wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday...
00:11 They're laughing at us
00:11 Hey Nancy Kerrigan
00:08 If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin...
00:05 It's embarrassing stalking a has been you know what I...
00:04 Get out of my face I'll get inside your face
00:05 Personal philosophy clothing optional
00:17 You drunk No
00:07 We love you Denver
00:11 Let's capture the dream
00:09 You getting a lot of satisfaction from those 15 hookers
00:10 Mind bottling isn't it
00:06 I sent you a cup of my blood Did you get my blood Jimmy
00:05 It will get me time to get my jugs waxed
00:07 No exaggeration
00:05 And I'm still gonna kill you someday
00:05 Whoever invented rope was a real a hole
00:11 I'm a sex addict It's my cross to bear
00:06 Into our head Not only did we embarrass Marky Mark
00:15 Yeah But don't let her fool you She's as cold as...
00:07 Nothing breaks up a team faster than Herpes
00:14 Don't wanna close my eyes
00:12 How heavy is that gold around your necks
00:06 Help yourself to the Mane n' Tail all you want
00:17 Two men skating together and in our division no less
00:05 Yeah That's great
00:11 You crushed my dreams
00:52 And that's why I was a sex addict
00:04 Come on Katie don't go We love you and stuff
00:05 Gosh I'm getting sick
00:06 I think I see the Virgin Mary
00:03 My nut sack
00:04 Don't make me kill her
00:05 Was the fire really necessary Ask them
00:09 Hope you brought your silver polish MacElroy 'cause...
00:11 You're fired
00:19 Hey MacElroy Was that your routine
00:06 Chazz Michael Michaels an ice devouring sex tornado
00:06 The only skater to win four national championships and an...
00:45 Hey little forest creatures
00:11 I don't share shit The night is a very dark time for me
00:05 Hey it's Jimmy If you can dream it you can do it
00:06 You figured out how to work the Google on the Internet...
00:12 Look I almost gave up on you
00:16 Jimmy MacElroy stands alone at center ice
00:09 All right ladies tea party's over
00:06 So important to remember that that dove was in his suit the...
00:04 Damn it Watch my Icy Hot Super Slide
00:05 Remember how they used to be alive
00:06 So how'd it go with your lady Carve up any ice with...
00:05 I'm a sex addict and I'm attracted to women
00:08 Who's gonna save you now Chazz
00:06 You know what I permanently called shotgun
00:18 Okay What do you say let's give it a try
00:06 That blonde chick's a dude Oh man
00:07 Jimmy's renowned for his personal hygiene Scott
00:06 Eat that MacElroy
00:03 I hate my life
00:07 You're living in the past Sammy
00:10 Two men skating together That's a riot That's a...
00:07 It's over
00:05 These guys put the bone in Zamboni
00:04 I swear to God if you cut my head off
00:05 I wanna wear the gold medal naked
00:08 Okay What do you guys have that none of the other teams have
00:06 It makes my hair shine like Orion's belt out on the ice
00:05 Banned for life That's a long time
00:04 Throw me some chicken
00:04 I like your buttons
00:07 When I was nine my dad insisted on having me circumcised
00:06 You've been practicing
00:06 Let me show you something Does that look right to you
00:21 Hey everyone This is Gary the squirrel
00:07 We love you Denver
00:09 I've never fallen once in competition
00:16 All right this is gonna stop right now
00:13 No I'm not gonna make Chazz Michael Michaels
00:17 Jimmy it's me Chazz
00:07 I'm gonna have to cut your pants off
00:13 No way This guy could not hold my jock sweat
00:12 You're the girl
00:06 Bring it on Let it rain down on me
00:06 Step aside home school There's a new sheriff in town
00:05 I don't know sis Those two are nothing but a couple of...
00:05 They may look cute and innocent but they're nothing
Cast
Chazz Michael Michaels - Will Ferrell
Jimmy MacElroy - Jon Heder
Stranz Van Waldenberg - Will Arnett
Fairchild Van Waldenberg - Amy Poehler
Katie Van Waldenberg - Jenna Fischer