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"Blazing Saddles" quotes

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In order to ruin a western town, a corrupt politician appoints a black Sheriff, who promptly becomes his most formidable adversary.

Director: Mel Brooks
Writer: Mel Brooks, Norman Steinberg, Andrew Bergman
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, western
Year: 1974
MetaScore: 73/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: $119,616,663
Released: 07 Feb 1974
Awards: Nominated for 3 Oscars. 3 wins & 5 nominations total

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Gabby JohnsonHedley LamarrGovernor LepetomaneTaggartBartCrowdHoward JohnsonOlson JohnsonLili Von ShtuppLyleIndian ChiefBart's MotherBart's FatherYoung BartBuddy BizarreBorisReporterJimScared Mexican ManReverend JohnsonTownspeopleDancerRev. JohnsonPoliticianMongoTexElderly WomanCharlieMiss SteinCashierTourist MotherTheater CashierTownsmanChurch CongregationVan JohnsonMan in Commissary Playing HitlerBuddy's SingersMenGum ChewerHarriet JohnsonApplicantDr. Sam JohnsonMexican BanditSinger: "Blazing Saddles"Charlie, Bart
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Read it read it - Blazing Saddles 00:05 Read it read it Governor - Blazing Saddles 00:09 Governor The break's over - Blazing Saddles 00:10 The break's over Maybe even get you a cabinet post - Blazing Saddles 00:13 Maybe even get you a cabinet post Thank you sir And don't you worry - Blazing Saddles 00:13 Thank you sir And don't you worry You bet your ass - Blazing Saddles 00:13 You bet your ass Hoof and mouth disease a thing of the past - Blazing Saddles 00:19 Hoof and mouth disease a thing of the past I wouldn't do that if I were you - Blazing Saddles 00:14 I wouldn't do that if I were you And they say that now in Paris France even as we speak - Blazing Saddles 00:38 And they say that now in Paris France even as we speak You've been hurt - Blazing Saddles 00:25 You've been hurt Who can satisfy their lustful habits - Blazing Saddles 00:38 Who can satisfy their lustful habits It's like wet sauerkraut in my hands - Blazing Saddles 00:13 It's like wet sauerkraut in my hands Well once I establish myself in this town - Blazing Saddles 00:12 Well once I establish myself in this town The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels - Blazing Saddles 00:37 The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and... Shvartzes - Blazing Saddles 00:26 Shvartzes This is a CLOSED SET - Blazing Saddles 00:18 This is a CLOSED SET I started to hear the word draw in my sleep - Blazing Saddles 00:06 I started to hear the word draw in my sleep A wed wose How womantic - Blazing Saddles 00:08 A wed wose How womantic Let's face it Everything below the waist is kaput - Blazing Saddles 00:09 Let's face it Everything below the waist is kaput Hold up men we'll head them off at the pass - Blazing Saddles 00:08 Hold up men we'll head them off at the pass Cut What in the hell do you think you're doing here - Blazing Saddles 00:07 Cut What in the hell do you think you're doing here Drive me off this picture - Blazing Saddles 00:11 Drive me off this picture Wait till I get out - Blazing Saddles 00:13 Wait till I get out You bet it will What will work - Blazing Saddles 00:06 You bet it will What will work Vhy don't you admit it - Blazing Saddles 00:20 Vhy don't you admit it I think I better straighten myself out - Blazing Saddles 00:22 I think I better straighten myself out Holy underwear - Blazing Saddles 00:15 Holy underwear Mongo Santa Mar a - Blazing Saddles 00:11 Mongo Santa Mar a A cabinet post - Blazing Saddles 00:05 A cabinet post Never mind that shit - Blazing Saddles 00:09 Never mind that shit Give me the playback And watch me faggots - Blazing Saddles 00:11 Give me the playback And watch me faggots It's Hedley For you my dear - Blazing Saddles 00:12 It's Hedley For you my dear There might be legal precedent - Blazing Saddles 00:26 There might be legal precedent Sounds like steam escaping - Blazing Saddles 00:10 Sounds like steam escaping As per your instructions - Blazing Saddles 00:15 As per your instructions I shall now read from the books of Matthew Mark Luke - Blazing Saddles 00:13 I shall now read from the books of Matthew Mark Luke We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em - Blazing Saddles 00:44 We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em Just give me twenty four hours to come up with a brilliant idea to save our town - Blazing Saddles 00:27 Just give me twenty four hours to come up with a brilliant... What the hell is this - Blazing Saddles 00:18 What the hell is this They've hit Buddy Come on girls - Blazing Saddles 00:12 They've hit Buddy Come on girls Out of chaos comes order - Blazing Saddles 00:17 Out of chaos comes order Hell I was born here and I was raised here - Blazing Saddles 00:17 Hell I was born here and I was raised here What the hell is that shit - Blazing Saddles 00:34 What the hell is that shit Willkommen bienvenue welcome Come on in - Blazing Saddles 00:10 Willkommen bienvenue welcome Come on in As chairman of the welcoming committee - Blazing Saddles 00:22 As chairman of the welcoming committee All right cut - Blazing Saddles 00:27 All right cut Hello handsome Is that a 10 gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show - Blazing Saddles 00:15 Hello handsome Is that a 10 gallon hat or are you just... Help me in with this - Blazing Saddles 00:14 Help me in with this Steady as a rock - Blazing Saddles 00:07 Steady as a rock What in the hell do you think you're doing here - Blazing Saddles 00:18 What in the hell do you think you're doing here I didn't get a hrumph out of that guy - Blazing Saddles 00:15 I didn't get a hrumph out of that guy Oh there it is - Blazing Saddles 00:20 Oh there it is I think Mongo's taken a little fancy to you - Blazing Saddles 00:12 I think Mongo's taken a little fancy to you Hello cowboy what's your name - Blazing Saddles 00:16 Hello cowboy what's your name And isn't it a lovely mornin' - Blazing Saddles 00:15 And isn't it a lovely mornin' I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge - Blazing Saddles 00:14 I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge I must have killed more men than Cecil B DeMille - Blazing Saddles 00:09 I must have killed more men than Cecil B DeMille Meeting is adjourned - Blazing Saddles 00:18 Meeting is adjourned Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben - Blazing Saddles 00:35 Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben Where are the white women at - Blazing Saddles 00:13 Where are the white women at They said you was hung - Blazing Saddles 00:09 They said you was hung I understand there's a new sheriff in town Who wants to kill him - Blazing Saddles 00:07 I understand there's a new sheriff in town Who wants to kill... Are you coming back - Blazing Saddles 00:10 Are you coming back Work work work - Blazing Saddles 00:08 Work work work Dang that was lucky - Blazing Saddles 00:07 Dang that was lucky Well what do you want to do now - Blazing Saddles 00:11 Well what do you want to do now I've been with thousands of men again and again - Blazing Saddles 00:19 I've been with thousands of men again and again Wait a minute that's it - Blazing Saddles 00:29 Wait a minute that's it Oh deary dear Look what the cat dragged in - Blazing Saddles 00:06 Oh deary dear Look what the cat dragged in Well raise my rent You are the Kid - Blazing Saddles 00:07 Well raise my rent You are the Kid Well just don't sit there looking stupid grasping your hands in pain - Blazing Saddles 00:12 Well just don't sit there looking stupid grasping your hands... Hey maybe you should eat something first - Blazing Saddles 00:08 Hey maybe you should eat something first Yankee bean soup cole slaw and tuna surprise - Blazing Saddles 00:06 Yankee bean soup cole slaw and tuna surprise Oh Lili Lili Lili legs Lili Lili - Blazing Saddles 00:20 Oh Lili Lili Lili legs Lili Lili They're darker than us - Blazing Saddles 00:05 They're darker than us Why don't you loosen your bullets - Blazing Saddles 00:06 Why don't you loosen your bullets Look Herman I'm in Hedy Lamarr's shoes - Blazing Saddles 00:06 Look Herman I'm in Hedy Lamarr's shoes The town saloon was always lively - Blazing Saddles 00:17 The town saloon was always lively How about some more beans Mr Taggart - Blazing Saddles 00:06 How about some more beans Mr Taggart
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Cast

Bart - Cleavon Little
Jim - Gene Wilder
Taggart - Slim Pickens
Hedley Lamarr - Harvey Korman
Lili Von Shtupp - Madeline Kahn
All Cast