"Blazing Saddles" quotes

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In order to ruin a western town, a corrupt politician appoints a black Sheriff, who promptly becomes his most formidable adversary.

Director: Mel Brooks
Writer: Mel Brooks, Norman Steinberg, Andrew Bergman
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, western
Year: 1974
MetaScore: 73/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: $119,616,663
Released: 07 Feb 1974
Awards: Nominated for 3 Oscars. 3 wins & 5 nominations total

216 Clips

I understand there's a new sheriff in town Who wants to kill him - Blazing Saddles 00:07
I understand there's a new sheriff in town Who wants to kill...
Governor - Blazing Saddles 00:09
Governor
Are you coming back - Blazing Saddles 00:10
Are you coming back
Work work work - Blazing Saddles 00:08
Work work work
Dang that was lucky - Blazing Saddles 00:07
Dang that was lucky
Well what do you want to do now - Blazing Saddles 00:11
Well what do you want to do now
I've been with thousands of men again and again - Blazing Saddles 00:19
I've been with thousands of men again and again
Wait a minute that's it - Blazing Saddles 00:29
Wait a minute that's it
Well once I establish myself in this town - Blazing Saddles 00:09
Well once I establish myself in this town
Oh deary dear Look what the cat dragged in - Blazing Saddles 00:06
Oh deary dear Look what the cat dragged in
Well raise my rent You are the Kid - Blazing Saddles 00:07
Well raise my rent You are the Kid
Well just don't sit there looking stupid grasping your hands in pain - Blazing Saddles 00:12
Well just don't sit there looking stupid grasping your hands...
A wed wose How womantic - Blazing Saddles 00:06
A wed wose How womantic
Hey maybe you should eat something first - Blazing Saddles 00:08
Hey maybe you should eat something first
Yankee bean soup cole slaw and tuna surprise - Blazing Saddles 00:06
Yankee bean soup cole slaw and tuna surprise
Let's face it Everything below the waist is kaput - Blazing Saddles 00:07
Let's face it Everything below the waist is kaput
Oh Lili Lili Lili legs Lili Lili - Blazing Saddles 00:20
Oh Lili Lili Lili legs Lili Lili
They're darker than us - Blazing Saddles 00:05
They're darker than us
Why don't you loosen your bullets - Blazing Saddles 00:06
Why don't you loosen your bullets
Look Herman I'm in Hedy Lamarr's shoes - Blazing Saddles 00:06
Look Herman I'm in Hedy Lamarr's shoes
The town saloon was always lively - Blazing Saddles 00:17
The town saloon was always lively
How about some more beans Mr Taggart - Blazing Saddles 00:06
How about some more beans Mr Taggart
How did he do such fantastic stunts with such little feet - Blazing Saddles 00:07
How did he do such fantastic stunts with such little feet
Checkmate - Blazing Saddles 00:12
Checkmate
Mongo Santa Mar a - Blazing Saddles 00:05
Mongo Santa Mar a
My work here is done I'm needed elsewhere now - Blazing Saddles 00:31
My work here is done I'm needed elsewhere now
Oh Lord - Blazing Saddles 00:14
Oh Lord
Maybe you know why a high roller - Blazing Saddles 00:28
Maybe you know why a high roller
You dropped your beads - Blazing Saddles 00:13
You dropped your beads
Well that's the end of this suit - Blazing Saddles 00:04
Well that's the end of this suit
Willkommen bienvenue welcome Come on in - Blazing Saddles 00:07
Willkommen bienvenue welcome Come on in
Unfortunately there is one thing that stands between me and that property - Blazing Saddles 00:08
Unfortunately there is one thing that stands between me and...
Now is a time of great decision - Blazing Saddles 00:28
Now is a time of great decision
Gentlemen let us not allow anger to rule the day - Blazing Saddles 00:17
Gentlemen let us not allow anger to rule the day
Shut up You Teutonic twat - Blazing Saddles 00:05
Shut up You Teutonic twat
Well can't you see that's the last act of a desperate man - Blazing Saddles 00:11
Well can't you see that's the last act of a desperate man
Head them off at the pass I hate that clich - Blazing Saddles 00:07
Head them off at the pass I hate that clich
Here I stand the goddess of desire - Blazing Saddles 00:35
Here I stand the goddess of desire
Where are you headed cowboy - Blazing Saddles 00:17
Where are you headed cowboy
Have you ever seen such cruelty - Blazing Saddles 00:05
Have you ever seen such cruelty
I don't know what it is - Blazing Saddles 00:35
I don't know what it is
Just watch me It's so simple - Blazing Saddles 00:13
Just watch me It's so simple
Now come on boys where's your spirit I don't hear no singing - Blazing Saddles 00:35
Now come on boys where's your spirit I don't hear no singing
They've hit Buddy Come on girls - Blazing Saddles 00:05
They've hit Buddy Come on girls
They lose me right after the bunker scene - Blazing Saddles 00:05
They lose me right after the bunker scene
Throw out your hands stick out your tush - Blazing Saddles 00:10
Throw out your hands stick out your tush
Gentlemen please rest your sphincters - Blazing Saddles 00:04
Gentlemen please rest your sphincters
We'll give some land to the niggers and the chinks - Blazing Saddles 00:20
We'll give some land to the niggers and the chinks
Now what the hell do you think you're doing with that tin star boy - Blazing Saddles 00:35
Now what the hell do you think you're doing with that tin...
Dummy the surveyors say they may have run into some quicksand up ahead - Blazing Saddles 00:18
Dummy the surveyors say they may have run into some...
I've been with thousands of men again and again - Blazing Saddles 00:22
I've been with thousands of men again and again
Hello handsome Is that a 10 gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show - Blazing Saddles 00:07
Hello handsome Is that a 10 gallon hat or are you just...
What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this - Blazing Saddles 00:07
What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic...
Now who can argue with that - Blazing Saddles 00:33
Now who can argue with that
Candygram for Mongo - Blazing Saddles 00:32
Candygram for Mongo
Mongo no go - Blazing Saddles 00:22
Mongo no go
I'm rapidly becoming a big underground success in this town - Blazing Saddles 00:11
I'm rapidly becoming a big underground success in this town
And repeat after me I - Blazing Saddles 00:34
And repeat after me I
A sheriff But law and order is the last thing I want - Blazing Saddles 00:29
A sheriff But law and order is the last thing I want
Thank you Hedy Thank you - Blazing Saddles 00:12
Thank you Hedy Thank you
Qualifications - Blazing Saddles 00:31
Qualifications
I didn't get a hrumph out of that guy - Blazing Saddles 00:11
I didn't get a hrumph out of that guy
To the Honorable William J Le Petomane Governor - Blazing Saddles 00:34
To the Honorable William J Le Petomane Governor
Hello cowboy what's your name - Blazing Saddles 00:15
Hello cowboy what's your name
Qualifications - Blazing Saddles 00:10
Qualifications
Well I don't have to tell you good folks - Blazing Saddles 00:31
Well I don't have to tell you good folks
The sheriff is near - Blazing Saddles 00:09
The sheriff is near
Tell me schatzie - Blazing Saddles 00:15
Tell me schatzie
A man drinks like that and doesn't eat he is going to die - Blazing Saddles 00:07
A man drinks like that and doesn't eat he is going to die
I must have killed more men than Cecil B DeMille - Blazing Saddles 00:06
I must have killed more men than Cecil B DeMille
Hold it - Blazing Saddles 00:27
Hold it
My mind is aglow with whirling transient nodes of thought - Blazing Saddles 00:23
My mind is aglow with whirling transient nodes of thought
Sir he specifically requested two niggers - Blazing Saddles 00:11
Sir he specifically requested two niggers
Le Petomane Thruway Now what will that asshole think of next - Blazing Saddles 00:17
Le Petomane Thruway Now what will that asshole think of next
Well it got so that every piss ant prairie punk - Blazing Saddles 00:32
Well it got so that every piss ant prairie punk
What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here - Blazing Saddles 00:13
What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here
Mongo only pawn in game of life - Blazing Saddles 00:07
Mongo only pawn in game of life
Okay Jim since you are my guest and I am your host - Blazing Saddles 00:19
Okay Jim since you are my guest and I am your host
What's your name - Blazing Saddles 00:08
What's your name
Men you are about to embark on a great crusade - Blazing Saddles 00:21
Men you are about to embark on a great crusade
Send a wire to the main office and tell them I said OW - Blazing Saddles 00:12
Send a wire to the main office and tell them I said OW
Why Rhett how many times have I told you - Blazing Saddles 00:15
Why Rhett how many times have I told you
Excuse me while I whip this out - Blazing Saddles 00:05
Excuse me while I whip this out
My mind is a raging torrent - Blazing Saddles 00:18
My mind is a raging torrent
What do you want me to do sir - Blazing Saddles 00:34
What do you want me to do sir
We don't need no stinkin' badges - Blazing Saddles 00:05
We don't need no stinkin' badges
The drunk in number two must be awake - Blazing Saddles 00:29
The drunk in number two must be awake
What did you expect Welcome sonny - Blazing Saddles 00:28
What did you expect Welcome sonny
Hoof and mouth disease a thing of the past - Blazing Saddles 00:20
Hoof and mouth disease a thing of the past
This is a CLOSED SET - Blazing Saddles 00:21
This is a CLOSED SET
You've been hurt - Blazing Saddles 00:54
You've been hurt
What do you wanna do now - Blazing Saddles 00:33
What do you wanna do now
Then jump on your belly - Blazing Saddles 00:43
Then jump on your belly
Who can satisfy their lustful habits - Blazing Saddles 00:49
Who can satisfy their lustful habits
It's like wet sauerkraut in my hands - Blazing Saddles 00:19
It's like wet sauerkraut in my hands
Drive me off this picture - Blazing Saddles 00:06
Drive me off this picture
You bet it will - Blazing Saddles 00:43
You bet it will
I understand there's a new sheriff in town - Blazing Saddles 00:18
I understand there's a new sheriff in town
Are you coming back - Blazing Saddles 00:25
Are you coming back
The break's over - Blazing Saddles 00:26
The break's over
Have a good night's rest - Blazing Saddles 00:17
Have a good night's rest
We can't hear ourselves think - Blazing Saddles 00:54
We can't hear ourselves think
You bet your ass - Blazing Saddles 00:43
You bet your ass
He conquered fear and he conquered hate - Blazing Saddles 00:23
He conquered fear and he conquered hate
As per your instructions - Blazing Saddles 00:56
As per your instructions
That's the end of this suit - Blazing Saddles 00:17
That's the end of this suit
I get no kick from champagne - Blazing Saddles 01:02
I get no kick from champagne
The goddess of desire - Blazing Saddles 01:00
The goddess of desire
Now is a time of great decision - Blazing Saddles 00:29
Now is a time of great decision
Just give me twenty four hours to come up with a brilliant idea to save our town - Blazing Saddles 00:25
Just give me twenty four hours to come up with a brilliant...
What the hell is this - Blazing Saddles 00:56
What the hell is this
Yankee bean soup - Blazing Saddles 00:07
Yankee bean soup
Look what the cat dragged in - Blazing Saddles 00:07
Look what the cat dragged in
Grasping your hands in pain - Blazing Saddles 00:33
Grasping your hands in pain
Loosen your bullets - Blazing Saddles 00:16
Loosen your bullets
Maybe you should eat somethin' first - Blazing Saddles 00:23
Maybe you should eat somethin' first
Wait till I get out - Blazing Saddles 00:10
Wait till I get out
You devious son of a bitch - Blazing Saddles 00:08
You devious son of a bitch
Vhy don't you admit it - Blazing Saddles 00:30
Vhy don't you admit it
You  are  The Kid - Blazing Saddles 00:12
You are The Kid
Where's my froggy - Blazing Saddles 00:14
Where's my froggy
The town saloon was always lively - Blazing Saddles 00:33
The town saloon was always lively
I love it when you talk dirty - Blazing Saddles 00:32
I love it when you talk dirty
They darker than us - Blazing Saddles 00:12
They darker than us
Never mind that shit - Blazing Saddles 00:15
Never mind that shit
I'm through being Mr - Blazing Saddles 00:22
I'm through being Mr
I'm in Hedy Lamarr's shoes - Blazing Saddles 00:07
I'm in Hedy Lamarr's shoes
Got to do with where choo choo go - Blazing Saddles 00:37
Got to do with where choo choo go
How did he do such fantastic stunts with such little feet - Blazing Saddles 00:20
How did he do such fantastic stunts with such little feet
Let us not allow anger to rule the day - Blazing Saddles 00:42
Let us not allow anger to rule the day
Can't you see that's the last act of a desperate man - Blazing Saddles 00:29
Can't you see that's the last act of a desperate man
Sounds like steam escaping - Blazing Saddles 00:12
Sounds like steam escaping
Work here is done - Blazing Saddles 01:08
Work here is done
The rightful owners - Blazing Saddles 00:28
The rightful owners
Do we have the strength to carry off this mighty task in one night - Blazing Saddles 00:29
Do we have the strength to carry off this mighty task in one...
You dropped your beads - Blazing Saddles 00:19
You dropped your beads
You Teutonic twat - Blazing Saddles 00:10
You Teutonic twat
There might be legal precedent - Blazing Saddles 00:15
There might be legal precedent
But whatever it is - Blazing Saddles 00:34
But whatever it is
Head them off at the pass - Blazing Saddles 00:17
Head them off at the pass
I must have killed more men than Cecil B - Blazing Saddles 01:48
I must have killed more men than Cecil B
What's your name - Blazing Saddles 00:16
What's your name
Now you men will only be risking your lives - Blazing Saddles 00:56
Now you men will only be risking your lives
Send a wire to the main office and tell them I said - Blazing Saddles 00:24
Send a wire to the main office and tell them I said
Excuse me while I whip this out - Blazing Saddles 00:19
Excuse me while I whip this out
Meeting is adjourned - Blazing Saddles 00:33
Meeting is adjourned
Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben - Blazing Saddles 00:45
Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben
What do you want me to do - Blazing Saddles 00:43
What do you want me to do
Stampeding cattle - Blazing Saddles 00:20
Stampeding cattle
If you shoot him - Blazing Saddles 00:24
If you shoot him
The drunk in number two must be awake - Blazing Saddles 00:25
The drunk in number two must be awake
What did you expect - Blazing Saddles 00:36
What did you expect
They said you was hung - Blazing Saddles 00:17
They said you was hung
Where are the white women at - Blazing Saddles 00:09
Where are the white women at
Where you headed - Blazing Saddles 00:19
Where you headed
I don't know what it is - Blazing Saddles 01:02
I don't know what it is
What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this - Blazing Saddles 00:27
What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic...
What the hell is that shit - Blazing Saddles 00:23
What the hell is that shit
Now what the hell do you think you're doin' with that tin star - Blazing Saddles 02:30
Now what the hell do you think you're doin' with that tin...
They lose me right after the bunker scene - Blazing Saddles 00:19
They lose me right after the bunker scene
Out of chaos comes order - Blazing Saddles 00:21
Out of chaos comes order
Have you ever seen such cruelty - Blazing Saddles 00:14
Have you ever seen such cruelty
Please rest your sphincters - Blazing Saddles 00:16
Please rest your sphincters
What have you got in your mouth - Blazing Saddles 00:38
What have you got in your mouth
Throw up your hands - Blazing Saddles 00:35
Throw up your hands
I've been with thousands of men - Blazing Saddles 00:35
I've been with thousands of men
We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em - Blazing Saddles 01:10
We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em
Now who can argue with that - Blazing Saddles 01:47
Now who can argue with that
We'll give some land to the niggers and the chinks - Blazing Saddles 00:22
We'll give some land to the niggers and the chinks
As chairman of the welcoming committee - Blazing Saddles 00:28
As chairman of the welcoming committee
The surveyors say they may have run into some quicksand up ahead - Blazing Saddles 00:54
The surveyors say they may have run into some quicksand up...
I'm rapidly becoming a big underground success in this town - Blazing Saddles 00:41
I'm rapidly becoming a big underground success in this town
Mongo stay with Sheriff Bart - Blazing Saddles 00:35
Mongo stay with Sheriff Bart
The bitch was inventing the candy gram - Blazing Saddles 01:10
The bitch was inventing the candy gram
Repeat after me - Blazing Saddles 00:35
Repeat after me
But law and order is the last thing I want - Blazing Saddles 00:47
But law and order is the last thing I want
What the hell is it - Blazing Saddles 01:25
What the hell is it
If you will just sign this - Blazing Saddles 01:28
If you will just sign this
Steady as a rock - Blazing Saddles 00:16
Steady as a rock
Help me in with this - Blazing Saddles 00:29
Help me in with this
What in the hell do you think you're doing here - Blazing Saddles 00:23
What in the hell do you think you're doing here
I didn't get a  harrumph  out of that guy - Blazing Saddles 00:32
I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy
To the honorable William J - Blazing Saddles 01:03
To the honorable William J
Is it twue what they say about the way you people are - Blazing Saddles 00:14
Is it twue what they say about the way you people are
The sheriff is a nig - Blazing Saddles 00:28
The sheriff is a nig
A man drink like that and he don't eat - Blazing Saddles 00:20
A man drink like that and he don't eat
You said rape twice - Blazing Saddles 00:12
You said rape twice
The time has come to act - Blazing Saddles 00:36
The time has come to act
Sheriff murdered - Blazing Saddles 00:44
Sheriff murdered
I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge - Blazing Saddles 00:31
I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge
Le Petomane Thruway - Blazing Saddles 00:35
Le Petomane Thruway
My mind is aglow with whirling - Blazing Saddles 00:27
My mind is aglow with whirling
It's coming off - Blazing Saddles 00:28
It's coming off
Next man makes a move - Blazing Saddles 01:11
Next man makes a move
He specifically requested two  niggers - Blazing Saddles 00:31
He specifically requested two niggers
In game of life - Blazing Saddles 00:16
In game of life
And isn't it a lovely mornin' - Blazing Saddles 00:16
And isn't it a lovely mornin'
Since you are my guest and I am your host - Blazing Saddles 00:32
Since you are my guest and I am your host
What in the wide - Blazing Saddles 00:38
What in the wide
It's not  Hedy - Blazing Saddles 00:23
It's not Hedy
How 'bout some more beans - Blazing Saddles 00:17
How 'bout some more beans
Give me the playback - Blazing Saddles 00:11
Give me the playback
Give the Governor harrumph - Blazing Saddles 00:25
Give the Governor harrumph
Candygram for Mongo - Blazing Saddles 00:18
Candygram for Mongo
As your spiritual leader - Blazing Saddles 00:36
As your spiritual leader
As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee - Blazing Saddles 00:30
As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee
And he conquered hate - Blazing Saddles 00:32
And he conquered hate
Where's your spirit - Blazing Saddles 00:31
Where's your spirit
We've gotta protect our phoney baloney jobs - Blazing Saddles 00:16
We've gotta protect our phoney baloney jobs
We don't need no stinking badges - Blazing Saddles 00:14
We don't need no stinking badges
To Hedley Lamarr - Blazing Saddles 00:31
To Hedley Lamarr
Think of your secretary - Blazing Saddles 00:15
Think of your secretary
The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels - Blazing Saddles 00:39
The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and...
The time has come to act and act quickly - Blazing Saddles 00:19
The time has come to act and act quickly
Tell them I said  ow - Blazing Saddles 00:22
Tell them I said ow
My mind is a raging torrent - Blazing Saddles 00:41
My mind is a raging torrent

Cast

Taggart - Slim Pickens
Hedley Lamarr - Harvey Korman
Lili Von Shtupp - Madeline Kahn
Governor Lepetomane - Mel Brooks
Mongo - Alex Karras
Olson Johnson - David Huddleston
Rev. Johnson - Liam Dunn
Howard Johnson - John Hillerman
Van Johnson - George Furth
Gabby Johnson - Jack Starrett
Harriett Johnson - Carol Arthur
Dr. Sam Johnson - Richard Collier
Miss Stein - Robyn Hilton
Gum Chewer - Don Megowan
Buddy Bizarre - Dom DeLuise
Count Basie - Count Basie
Townsman - Billy Akins
Gum Chewer - John Alderson
Townsman - Don Ames
German Soldier - Tom Anfinsen
Pressman - David Armstrong
Passerby On Sidewalk - Alex Ball
Congregation Extra - Anne Bancroft
Townsman - Benjie Bancroft
Cowboy - Herman Boden
Townsman - Nick Borgani
RR Worker - Alex Brown
Stage Driver - Jerry Brown
Desperado - Eldon Burke
Townsman - Stephen Burnette
Mexican - David Cadiente
MC at Show / Man in Outhouse Covered in Soap - Patrick Campbell
Outlaw #1 - Bill Catching
German Soldier Dancer - Ray Chabeau
Townsman - Donald Chaffin
Townsman - Dick Cherney
Official - Jack Clinton
Tourist Mother - Aneta Corsaut
Townsman #2 - Dick Crockett
German Soldier Dancer - Alfred DeSio
Politician - George Dockstader
Desperado - Ross Dollarhide
Townsman - Alphonso DuBois
Railroad Worker - Hobert Durham Jr.
Pressman - Stewart East
Railway Worker - Daniel Elam
Indian - Kenny Endoso
Mexican - Elly Enriquez
Townsman - Fred Fisher
Townsman - Bob Folkerson
Mexican Bandit - Abel Franco
Convict - Ben Frommer
Tourist Man - John Furlong
Mexican Bandit - Rick Garcia
Cowboy - Seamon Glass
Dancer - Cecil Gold
Outlaw #4 - Chuck Hayward
Townsman - Bud Hazlett
Theatre Patron - George Holmes
Railroad Worker - Kal Isaacs
Commissary Customer - Kathryn Janssen
Townswoman - Rosemary Johnston
Townswoman - Madge Journeay
Leopold - M.J. Kane
Townsman - Ron Kinwald
Cashier - Sally Kirkland
Bart's Mother - Almeteer LaFrance
Townsman - Richard LaMarr
KKK Member - Tex Lambert
Overseer - Jack Lilley
RR Worker - Jay Loft-Lyn
Cutthroat #1 - Karl Lukas
Convict in Line - Bert Madrid
Man in Commissary Playing Hitler - Ralph Manza
Scared Mexican Man - Jimmy Martinez
German Soldier Dancer - Bert May
Desperado - Fred McDougall
Desperado - Rod McGaughy
Desperado - Bill McIntosh
Townsman - Clyde McLeod
Member of the Press - Troy Melton
Baker Man - Ira Miller
Elderly Woman - Jessamine Milner
Outlaw #3 - Boyd 'Red' Morgan
Townsman - Beans Morocco
Outlaw - Hal Needham
Mexican - Daniel Nunez
Townsman - Monty O'Grady
Townsman - Harvey Parry
Desperado - Jack Perkins
German Soldier Dancer - Alan Peterson
Official - Tom Pittman
Townsman - Anthony Redondo
Railroad Worker - Booty Reed
Pressman - Tony Regan
Bart's Father - Danny 'Big Black' Rey
Bart - Age 5 - Rodney Allen Rippy
Townsman - Al Roberts
Townsman - Arnold Roberts
Townsman - Hank Robinson
Desperado - Wally Rose
Townsman - Clark Ross
KKK Man - Darrell Sandeen
Desperado - Danny Sands
Townsman - George Sawaya
Outlaw #2 - Fred Scheiwiller
Woman in Ladies Room - Marrietta Schmidt
Man in Suit - David Sharpe
RR Worker - Eddie Smith
Townsman Who Falls from Chair - Tom Steele
Dancer - Tim Sullivan
Desperado - Jerry Summers
Manicurist - Lisa Summers
Dancer - Jim Taylor
Townsman - George Tracy
Dancer - Jerry Trent
Fighter - Frankie Van
Anal Johnson - Richard Vitagliano
Man at Pond - Al Ward
Townsman - Dick Warlock
Tour Guide - Janice Whitby
Townsman #3 - Joe Yrigoyen
Official - Bill Zuckert