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"Blazing Saddles" quotes

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In order to ruin a western town, a corrupt politician appoints a black Sheriff, who promptly becomes his most formidable adversary.

Director: Mel Brooks
Writer: Mel Brooks, Norman Steinberg, Andrew Bergman
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, western
Year: 1974
MetaScore: 73/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: $119,616,663
Released: 07 Feb 1974
Awards: Nominated for 3 Oscars. 3 wins & 5 nominations total
Read it read it - Blazing Saddles 00:05 Read it read it Governor - Blazing Saddles 00:09 Governor The break's over - Blazing Saddles 00:10 The break's over Maybe even get you a cabinet post - Blazing Saddles 00:13 Maybe even get you a cabinet post Thank you sir And don't you worry - Blazing Saddles 00:13 Thank you sir And don't you worry You bet your ass - Blazing Saddles 00:13 You bet your ass Hoof and mouth disease a thing of the past - Blazing Saddles 00:19 Hoof and mouth disease a thing of the past I wouldn't do that if I were you - Blazing Saddles 00:14 I wouldn't do that if I were you And they say that now in Paris France even as we speak - Blazing Saddles 00:38 And they say that now in Paris France even as we speak You've been hurt - Blazing Saddles 00:25 You've been hurt Who can satisfy their lustful habits - Blazing Saddles 00:38 Who can satisfy their lustful habits It's like wet sauerkraut in my hands - Blazing Saddles 00:13 It's like wet sauerkraut in my hands Well once I establish myself in this town - Blazing Saddles 00:12 Well once I establish myself in this town The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels - Blazing Saddles 00:37 The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and... Shvartzes - Blazing Saddles 00:26 Shvartzes This is a CLOSED SET - Blazing Saddles 00:18 This is a CLOSED SET I started to hear the word draw in my sleep - Blazing Saddles 00:06 I started to hear the word draw in my sleep A wed wose How womantic - Blazing Saddles 00:08 A wed wose How womantic Let's face it Everything below the waist is kaput - Blazing Saddles 00:09 Let's face it Everything below the waist is kaput Hold up men we'll head them off at the pass - Blazing Saddles 00:08 Hold up men we'll head them off at the pass Cut What in the hell do you think you're doing here - Blazing Saddles 00:07 Cut What in the hell do you think you're doing here Drive me off this picture - Blazing Saddles 00:11 Drive me off this picture Wait till I get out - Blazing Saddles 00:13 Wait till I get out You bet it will What will work - Blazing Saddles 00:06 You bet it will What will work Vhy don't you admit it - Blazing Saddles 00:20 Vhy don't you admit it I think I better straighten myself out - Blazing Saddles 00:22 I think I better straighten myself out Holy underwear - Blazing Saddles 00:15 Holy underwear Mongo Santa Mar a - Blazing Saddles 00:11 Mongo Santa Mar a A cabinet post - Blazing Saddles 00:05 A cabinet post Never mind that shit - Blazing Saddles 00:09 Never mind that shit Give me the playback And watch me faggots - Blazing Saddles 00:11 Give me the playback And watch me faggots It's Hedley For you my dear - Blazing Saddles 00:12 It's Hedley For you my dear There might be legal precedent - Blazing Saddles 00:26 There might be legal precedent Sounds like steam escaping - Blazing Saddles 00:10 Sounds like steam escaping As per your instructions - Blazing Saddles 00:15 As per your instructions I shall now read from the books of Matthew Mark Luke - Blazing Saddles 00:13 I shall now read from the books of Matthew Mark Luke We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em - Blazing Saddles 00:44 We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em Just give me twenty four hours to come up with a brilliant idea to save our town - Blazing Saddles 00:27 Just give me twenty four hours to come up with a brilliant... What the hell is this - Blazing Saddles 00:18 What the hell is this They've hit Buddy Come on girls - Blazing Saddles 00:12 They've hit Buddy Come on girls Out of chaos comes order - Blazing Saddles 00:17 Out of chaos comes order Hell I was born here and I was raised here - Blazing Saddles 00:17 Hell I was born here and I was raised here What the hell is that shit - Blazing Saddles 00:34 What the hell is that shit Willkommen bienvenue welcome Come on in - Blazing Saddles 00:10 Willkommen bienvenue welcome Come on in As chairman of the welcoming committee - Blazing Saddles 00:22 As chairman of the welcoming committee All right cut - Blazing Saddles 00:27 All right cut Hello handsome Is that a 10 gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show - Blazing Saddles 00:15 Hello handsome Is that a 10 gallon hat or are you just... Help me in with this - Blazing Saddles 00:14 Help me in with this Steady as a rock - Blazing Saddles 00:07 Steady as a rock What in the hell do you think you're doing here - Blazing Saddles 00:18 What in the hell do you think you're doing here I didn't get a hrumph out of that guy - Blazing Saddles 00:15 I didn't get a hrumph out of that guy Oh there it is - Blazing Saddles 00:20 Oh there it is I think Mongo's taken a little fancy to you - Blazing Saddles 00:12 I think Mongo's taken a little fancy to you Hello cowboy what's your name - Blazing Saddles 00:16 Hello cowboy what's your name And isn't it a lovely mornin' - Blazing Saddles 00:15 And isn't it a lovely mornin' I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge - Blazing Saddles 00:14 I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge I must have killed more men than Cecil B DeMille - Blazing Saddles 00:09 I must have killed more men than Cecil B DeMille Meeting is adjourned - Blazing Saddles 00:18 Meeting is adjourned Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben - Blazing Saddles 00:35 Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben Where are the white women at - Blazing Saddles 00:13 Where are the white women at They said you was hung - Blazing Saddles 00:09 They said you was hung I understand there's a new sheriff in town Who wants to kill him - Blazing Saddles 00:07 I understand there's a new sheriff in town Who wants to kill... Are you coming back - Blazing Saddles 00:10 Are you coming back Work work work - Blazing Saddles 00:08 Work work work Dang that was lucky - Blazing Saddles 00:07 Dang that was lucky Well what do you want to do now - Blazing Saddles 00:11 Well what do you want to do now I've been with thousands of men again and again - Blazing Saddles 00:19 I've been with thousands of men again and again Wait a minute that's it - Blazing Saddles 00:29 Wait a minute that's it Oh deary dear Look what the cat dragged in - Blazing Saddles 00:06 Oh deary dear Look what the cat dragged in Well raise my rent You are the Kid - Blazing Saddles 00:07 Well raise my rent You are the Kid Well just don't sit there looking stupid grasping your hands in pain - Blazing Saddles 00:12 Well just don't sit there looking stupid grasping your hands... Hey maybe you should eat something first - Blazing Saddles 00:08 Hey maybe you should eat something first Yankee bean soup cole slaw and tuna surprise - Blazing Saddles 00:06 Yankee bean soup cole slaw and tuna surprise Oh Lili Lili Lili legs Lili Lili - Blazing Saddles 00:20 Oh Lili Lili Lili legs Lili Lili They're darker than us - Blazing Saddles 00:05 They're darker than us Why don't you loosen your bullets - Blazing Saddles 00:06 Why don't you loosen your bullets Look Herman I'm in Hedy Lamarr's shoes - Blazing Saddles 00:06 Look Herman I'm in Hedy Lamarr's shoes The town saloon was always lively - Blazing Saddles 00:17 The town saloon was always lively How about some more beans Mr Taggart - Blazing Saddles 00:06 How about some more beans Mr Taggart

Cast

Taggart - Slim Pickens
Hedley Lamarr - Harvey Korman
Lili Von Shtupp - Madeline Kahn