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Aah. I didn't have you pegged for the massage type of guy

Aah. I didn't have you pegged forthe massage type of guy. It's the first massage I'llever...

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Aah. I didn't have you pegged forthe massage type of guy. It's the first massage I'llever do in my life. I have to. To see if they can rub mypancreas out of my neck. My God. You'rewelcome, by the way. For what? "For what?" For saving you. You didn't save me. You told me to keep running. Why didn't you catch me? I was supposed to catch you?Who am I, Batman? Coming at me like700 miles an hour. You're weighing about a buck fifty. Theinertia would rip my arms off my body. Yes. That's me. I weigh a buck fifty.If I'm holding your left ass cheek. - I don't know what women weigh.- You don't know anything. - MM-hm. We'll see.- Have a nice massage. All right.Now do the same on your partner... while making sure to continue tolook deeply into each others' eyes

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Aah

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I didn't have you pegged for the massage type of guy

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It's the first massage I'll ever do in my life I have to

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To see if they can rub my pancreas out of my neck

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My God You're welcome by the way

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For what

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For what For saving you

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You didn't save me

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You told me to keep running

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Why didn't you catch me

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I was supposed to catch you Who am I Batman

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Coming at me like 700 miles an hour

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You're weighing about a buck fifty The inertia would rip my arms off my body

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Yes That's me I weigh a buck fifty If I'm holding your left ass cheek

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I don't know what women weigh You don't know anything

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MM hm We'll see Have a nice massage

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All right Now do the same on your partner

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while making sure to continue to look deeply into each others' eyes

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Je n'imaginais pas que vous seriez du genre à vous faire masser

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C'est le premier massage de ma vie Il faut que je le fasse

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Je voudrais qu'ils retirent le pancréas de mon cou

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Pas de quoi au fait

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À propos de quoi

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Parce que je vous ai sauvée

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Vous ne m'avez pas sauvée

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Vous m'avez dit de courir

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Pourquoi ne pas m'avoir attrapée

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Parce que je devais vous attraper Vous me prenez pour Batman

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Vous arriviez à 1 000 km heure

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Vous pesez une tonne L'inertie m'aurait arraché les bras

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Je pèse une tonne Si je m'accroche à votre fesse gauche je pèse une tonne

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Je ne sais pas combien pèsent les femmes Vous n'y connaissez rien du tout

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Je vous souhaite un bon massage On verra

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Bien maintenant faites la même chose avec votre partenaire

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tout en continuant à vous regarder intensément dans les yeux

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Ah

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Dich hätte ich mir nicht so als den Massage Typ vorgestellt

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Das wird die erste Massage meines Lebens Ich brauche das

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damit sie mir die Bauchspeicheldrüse wieder aus dem Nacken drücken

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Mein Gott Nichts zu danken übrigens

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Wofür

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Wofür Fürs Retten

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Du hast mich nicht gerettet

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Du hast gesagt ich soll laufen

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Warum hast du mich nicht gefangen

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Ich hätte dich fangen sollen Hältst du mich für Batman

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Wenn du mit 1 000 km h auf mich zukommst

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und du wiegst so circa 70 kg das würde reichen um mir die Arme abzureißen

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Ja das kommt hin Ich wiege 70 kg wenn ich deine linke Arschbacke halte

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JIM LACHT

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Ich weiß nicht was Frauen wiegen Ja du weißt gar nichts

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JIM Mhm hm Mal sehen LAUREN Angenehme Massage

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KURSLEITERIN Sehr gut Jetzt macht das Gleiche mit eurem Partner

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und seht euch dabei immer tief in die Augen

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ALLE STÖHNEN

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Aku dipijat sangat keras oleh orang itu

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Ini pertama kalinya aku dipijat aku harus memeriksakan apakah pankreasku ke leher

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Terima kasih Tuhan sama sama ya

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Untuk apa

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Untuk apa Aku tadi menyelamatkanmu

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Kau tidak menyelamatkanku kau bilang kepadaku untuk terus berlari

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Kenapa kau tidak menangkapku

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Aku harus menangkapmu dengan kecepatan seperti itu

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Dengan kecepatan setinggi itu bila kau menabrakku tanganku akan terlepas

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Ya benar sekali kau tidak ingat saat aku memegangi

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bokongmu saat kau terjatuh

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Aku pikir kau sudah lupa Aku pikir kau masih ingat

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Itu tadi pijatan yang nyaman Benar sekali

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Oke sekarang pijat pasangan kalian dengan melihat mata masing masing

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Apa apaan ini Aku pikir ini semacam relaksasi dalam ruangan

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Не думала что ты любитель массажа

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Я впервые иду на массаж

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Пусть вправят поджелудочную железу

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Кстати скажи спасибо

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За что

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За что Я тебя спас

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Ты меня не спас

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Ты сказал мне бежать

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Почему ты меня не поймал

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Не поймал Я кто Бэтмен

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Ты неслась как метеор

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И весишь сотню Мне бы руки оторвало

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Ну да Конечно я вешу сотню Если держусь за твою левую ягодицу

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Не знаю какой у женщин вес Ничего ты не знаешь

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Приятного массажа Посмотрим

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Теперь сделайте это вашим партнерам

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И смотрите им глубоко в глаза

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No pensé que fueras de los hombres que hacen masajes

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Es el primero que me haré en mi vida

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Debo hacerlo Haber si me quitan el páncreas del cuello

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Dios mío A propósito de nada

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Por qué

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Por salvarte

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Tú no me salvaste

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Tú me dijiste que siguiera corriendo

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Por qué no me agarraste

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Se suponía que lo hiciera

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Quién soy Batman

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Venias hacia mí como a mil millas por hora

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pesas alrededor de 68 libras

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la inercia me arrancaría los brazos de mi cuerpo

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Sí esa soy yo peso alrededor de 50

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cuando sostengo tu nalga izquierda

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No sé cuánto pesan las mujeres

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Tú no sabes nada

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Que disfrutes el masaje Ya veremos

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Muy bien ahora hagan lo mismo con su compañero

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mientras se aseguran de mirarse profúndamente a los ojos

Available in 7 languages

Duration

54 seconds

Views

41

Timestamp in Movie

01:11:11

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

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Production

GulfStream Pictures,Happy Madison Productions,RatPac Entertainment

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Movie Summary

After a bad blind date, a man and woman find themselves stuck together at a resort for families, where their attractions grows as their respective kids benefit from the burgeoning relationship.