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Bless the Harts

A group of Southerners strive to live the American dream.

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Okay, y'all, we got
a fried flounder - Bless the Harts

Okay, y'all, we got a fried flounder

Can't ever remember
how many clicks - Bless the Harts

Can't ever remember how many clicks

-(thunder crashes)
-(bird screeches) - Bless the Harts

-(thunder crashes) -(bird screeches)

I swear to God I didn't think - Bless the Harts

I swear to God I didn't think

Mm, mm, mm.
Look at those two, y'all. - Bless the Harts

Mm, mm, mm. Look at those two, y'all.

Welcome to Biscuit Town, - Bless the Harts

Welcome to Biscuit Town,

-JENNY: Ew.
-WAYNE: Yeah. Ew. - Bless the Harts

-JENNY: Ew. -WAYNE: Yeah. Ew.

She walks along the road,
hoping to hitch a ride - Bless the Harts

She walks along the road, hoping to hitch a ride

You know, the one food
on this table - Bless the Harts

You know, the one food on this table

This pizza has a churro crust, - Bless the Harts

This pizza has a churro crust,

Mother, if you're gonna keep
sitting out there, - Bless the Harts

Mother, if you're gonna keep sitting out there,

Oh, I don't read it. It's just
that when you're this late, - Bless the Harts

Oh, I don't read it. It's just that when you'...

Oh, hey,
I hate to be a bother, - Bless the Harts

Oh, hey, I hate to be a bother,

Ugh. Look at his girlfriend,
Miss Tube-Top Tube-Bottom. - Bless the Harts

Ugh. Look at his girlfriend, Miss Tube-Top Tube-Bottom.

-Oh, get me some cheese grits.
-I'll have biscuits and gravy - Bless the Harts

-Oh, get me some cheese grits. -I'll have biscuits and ...

One of the toppings on this
pizza is just tinier pizzas. - Bless the Harts

One of the toppings on this pizza is just tinier pizzas.

They even got
a cute little cartoon - Bless the Harts

They even got a cute little cartoon

Excuse me, Judge Judy
and Judge Joe Brown, - Bless the Harts

Excuse me, Judge Judy and Judge Joe Brown,

That's right, MayKay,
there might be - Bless the Harts

That's right, MayKay, there might be

She's got some crazy idea - Bless the Harts

She's got some crazy idea

And don't forget about
the seven-layer dipping sauce - Bless the Harts

And don't forget about the seven-layer dipping sauce

You do not work for her.
Mother, if you want some wine, - Bless the Harts

You do not work for her. Mother, if you want some wine,

I'll take a clogged arteries
with a side of type 2 diabetes. - Bless the Harts

I'll take a clogged arteries with a side of type 2 diab...

(driver screams) - Bless the Harts

(driver screams)

I do apologize for that
on behalf of Jenny. - Bless the Harts

I do apologize for that on behalf of Jenny.

Not a phase. Unless caring
about murder is a phase. - Bless the Harts

Not a phase. Unless caring about murder is a phase.

Oh, Violet and her beautiful,
wild imagination. - Bless the Harts

Oh, Violet and her beautiful, wild imagination.

-We-we said cheese grits, right?
-(horn honking) - Bless the Harts

-We-we said cheese grits, right? -(horn honking)

Well, I got to keep moving - Bless the Harts

Well, I got to keep moving

-Our shoes are right here.
-We just came from Fancy Nails, - Bless the Harts

-Our shoes are right here. -We just came from Fancy Nails,

I'm sure whatever weird bangle - Bless the Harts

I'm sure whatever weird bangle

I'm scared of ghosts.
I hate ghosts. (shudders) - Bless the Harts

I'm scared of ghosts. I hate ghosts. (shudders)

Violet, honey, I watched you
dip a corn dog - Bless the Harts

Violet, honey, I watched you dip a corn dog

-Check it out,
double-sided pizza.
-(all gasp) - Bless the Harts

-Check it out, double-sided pizza. -(all gasp)

She thinks we should
just sit around - Bless the Harts

She thinks we should just sit around

Just gonna set it here like a,
like a pie cooling. - Bless the Harts

Just gonna set it here like a, like a pie cooling.

JENNY:
Although, Mother, - Bless the Harts

JENNY: Although, Mother,

Five and ten and 15 cents. - Bless the Harts

Five and ten and 15 cents.

With the chance of that being - Bless the Harts

With the chance of that being

(scratching) - Bless the Harts

I know, right?
Violet doesn't get - Bless the Harts

I know, right? Violet doesn't get

I went to bed, and it was parted
squarely down the middle. - Bless the Harts

I went to bed, and it was parted squarely down the middle.

-Get out of here, bird!
-[warbling] - Bless the Harts

-Get out of here, bird! -[warbling]

You're saying that
while you're elbow deep - Bless the Harts

You're saying that while you're elbow deep

But when I awoke,
it was an aggressive side part. - Bless the Harts

But when I awoke, it was an aggressive side part.

Keep us posted, Big,
because as you know, - Bless the Harts

Keep us posted, Big, because as you know,

I am supposed to be
on vocal rest, - Bless the Harts

I am supposed to be on vocal rest,

-JENNY: This is Kohl's Cash.
-Oh, shoot, really? - Bless the Harts

-JENNY: This is Kohl's Cash. -Oh, shoot, really?

(all scream) - Bless the Harts

When something is complimentary,
it is actually tacky - Bless the Harts

When something is complimentary, it is actually tacky

You know...
* Ay-ay-ay. * - Bless the Harts

You know... * Ay-ay-ay. *

-I vote we drive away.
-(sighs) - Bless the Harts

-I vote we drive away. -(sighs)

There is some
brewing controversy - Bless the Harts

There is some brewing controversy

-(growls): Except for Lydia.
-Aw, come on, guys. - Bless the Harts

-(growls): Except for Lydia. -Aw, come on, guys.

We all know Wayne's
never gonna make dime one - Bless the Harts

We all know Wayne's never gonna make dime one

Oh, damn. Here comes
that righteous little witch, - Bless the Harts

Oh, damn. Here comes that righteous little witch,

(grunting, shouting) - Bless the Harts

(grunting, shouting)

Some people are asking,
"Does it glorify tobacco, - Bless the Harts

Some people are asking, "Does it glorify tobacco,

VIOLET:
She walks ethereally - Bless the Harts

VIOLET: She walks ethereally

So get to the grocery store
immediately - Bless the Harts

So get to the grocery store immediately

She's bathed in an eerie glow
that illuminates - Bless the Harts

She's bathed in an eerie glow that illuminates

Otherwise you'll freeze
to death and starve, Big. - Bless the Harts

Otherwise you'll freeze to death and starve, Big.

Well, sure, in estrus,
but that still doesn't explain - Bless the Harts

Well, sure, in estrus, but that still doesn't explain

If Wayne wants to be
an entre-pray-newer-- - Bless the Harts

If Wayne wants to be an entre-pray-newer--

Can we put one biscuit
on this card - Bless the Harts

Can we put one biscuit on this card

No one thinks about their graceuntil the last minute, - Bless the Harts

No one thinks about their graceuntil the last minute,

Next, be on the lookout
for signs of frostbite... - Bless the Harts

Next, be on the lookout for signs of frostbite...

Some claim to have heard
her murmur - Bless the Harts

Some claim to have heard her murmur

(birds and insects chirping) - Bless the Harts

(birds and insects chirping)

(gasping) - Bless the Harts

Mmm. Mmm! Y'all,
this barbecue is just, - Bless the Harts

Mmm. Mmm! Y'all, this barbecue is just,

It's like spiritual tax day,
and I'm the only accountant. - Bless the Harts

It's like spiritual tax day, and I'm the only acco...

-[MayKay continues moaning]-...whiteouts, and when driving, - Bless the Harts

-[MayKay continues moaning]-...whiteouts, and when driving,

-A myth started by corporate
butts to turn us all into...
-Jenny, you got to clean - Bless the Harts

-A myth started by corporate butts to turn us all into... -J...

Oh! Hi, Crystalynn. - Bless the Harts

Oh! Hi, Crystalynn.

Not to mention the fact
that everyone starts with, - Bless the Harts

Not to mention the fact that everyone starts with,

Get out of this world. Let go!" - Bless the Harts

Get out of this world. Let go!"

Is it, like, uh, end of day, - Bless the Harts

Is it, like, uh, end of day,

Whoo-hoo!
That was a stunt, babies. - Bless the Harts

Whoo-hoo! That was a stunt, babies.

Wayne, I have never met
a single person in my life - Bless the Harts

Wayne, I have never met a single person in my life

Betty. Oh, my word,
it is so good to see you. - Bless the Harts

Betty. Oh, my word, it is so good to see you.

Jenny, baby, there is nothing
I enjoy more - Bless the Harts

Jenny, baby, there is nothing I enjoy more

I've been living
in your ceiling for 30 days, - Bless the Harts

I've been living in your ceiling for 30 days,

They think
it's part of our history, - Bless the Harts

They think it's part of our history,

Just looking younger and younger
with each passing day. - Bless the Harts

Just looking younger and younger with each passing day.

Mother, this is a complimentary
calendar from a funeral home. - Bless the Harts

Mother, this is a complimentary calendar from a funeral home...

If everyone cleaned out
their lint trap, - Bless the Harts

If everyone cleaned out their lint trap,

Maybe so,
but smoking is not something - Bless the Harts

Maybe so, but smoking is not something

You chugged a bottle of soda,
called up my Internet company, - Bless the Harts

You chugged a bottle of soda, called up my Internet company,

(sustained honking) - Bless the Harts

(sustained honking)

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A group of Southerners strive to live the American dream.

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Director: N/A

Writer: Emily Spivey, Christy Stratton

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Genre: animation, comedy

Year: 2019

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ImdbRating: 5.9

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Released: 29 Sep 2019

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