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Bless the Harts

A group of Southerners strive to live the American dream.

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-(dramatic sobbing)
-Oh, my baby, oh, my baby, - Bless the Harts

-(dramatic sobbing) -Oh, my baby, oh, my baby,

I do. Mom, I want to thank you - Bless the Harts

I do. Mom, I want to thank you

Now, with Ed, your granddad, - Bless the Harts

Now, with Ed, your granddad,

And we both know I'm never
gonna empty the lint trap." - Bless the Harts

And we both know I'm never gonna empty the lint trap.&q...

Soon as Violet's preteen ire - Bless the Harts

Soon as Violet's preteen ire

Ooh, when he walked
in the room - Bless the Harts

Ooh, when he walked in the room

WAYNE:
Wayne, you should
get your ass in there - Bless the Harts

WAYNE: Wayne, you should get your ass in there

JENNY:
* Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm - Bless the Harts

JENNY: * Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm

If he's a true fan,
he's seen the online aftershow - Bless the Harts

If he's a true fan, he's seen the online aftershow

Now I'd like to express
some Christmas gratitude. - Bless the Harts

Now I'd like to express some Christmas gratitude.

And, Gram, thanks
for your unwavering commitment - Bless the Harts

And, Gram, thanks for your unwavering commitment

There I was,
there she was-- Lydia. - Bless the Harts

There I was, there she was-- Lydia.

WAYNE:
That is exactly how love feels, - Bless the Harts

WAYNE: That is exactly how love feels,

Yep, the jets in my girl jacuzzi - Bless the Harts

Yep, the jets in my girl jacuzzi

"Dear Jenny, I promise
I won't get all up your butt - Bless the Harts

"Dear Jenny, I promise I won't get all up your but...

-Huh?
-[gasps] - Bless the Harts

And I had this long, personal, - Bless the Harts

And I had this long, personal,

And, Wayne, not to get
too dramatic about this, - Bless the Harts

And, Wayne, not to get too dramatic about this,

That's me riding Becky/Steve. - Bless the Harts

That's me riding Becky/Steve.

You were so high
on your precious forgiveness - Bless the Harts

You were so high on your precious forgiveness

"You fill up the lint trap
in my heart - Bless the Harts

"You fill up the lint trap in my heart

This is the worst day
of my life. - Bless the Harts

This is the worst day of my life.

Mm. So, you saw a boy ghost,
and, Wayne, you saw a lady ghost - Bless the Harts

Mm. So, you saw a boy ghost, and, Wayne, you saw a lady ghos...

-[cheering]
-And I'd just like to say - Bless the Harts

-[cheering] -And I'd just like to say

(yelling) - Bless the Harts

[vehicle approaches] - Bless the Harts

[vehicle approaches]

Now I think there's only one
more thing to say. - Bless the Harts

Now I think there's only one more thing to say.

And the winner of the $800
Young Artist Scholarship is... - Bless the Harts

And the winner of the $800 Young Artist Scholarship is...

-(sniffs)
-"I think this relationship
is perfect, too, - Bless the Harts

-(sniffs) -"I think this relationship is perfect, too,

My common-law son-in-law - Bless the Harts

My common-law son-in-law

Those over-the-ear
noise-cancelling headphones - Bless the Harts

Those over-the-ear noise-cancelling headphones

[playing "Love in an Elevator"] - Bless the Harts

[playing "Love in an Elevator"]

Holy crap! How did I forget
this little ol' tidbit? - Bless the Harts

Holy crap! How did I forget this little ol' tidbit?

Sir, if you'll just stand up, - Bless the Harts

Sir, if you'll just stand up,

RANDY:
Looks like we need
a new statue... - Bless the Harts

RANDY: Looks like we need a new statue...

Once we were in,
I knew I had to act fast. - Bless the Harts

Once we were in, I knew I had to act fast.

Hey, hoss, your sauce... - Bless the Harts

Hey, hoss, your sauce...

Wayne, I want you to use this
to buy a lady ostrich. - Bless the Harts

Wayne, I want you to use this to buy a lady ostrich.

-Yep, y'all.
-One, two, - Bless the Harts

-Yep, y'all. -One, two,

[booing, shouting] - Bless the Harts

[booing, shouting]

(whoops) - Bless the Harts

[air horn blowing] - Bless the Harts

[air horn blowing]

-This is the reception.
-(dance music starts playing) - Bless the Harts

-This is the reception. -(dance music starts playing)

Riddle me this:
How many floating dooks - Bless the Harts

Riddle me this: How many floating dooks

Jason Momoa as my witness, I
will never turn this water off. - Bless the Harts

Jason Momoa as my witness, I will never turn this water off.

And I knew all the head huffing - Bless the Harts

And I knew all the head huffing

This is my grandbaby, y'all.
My grandbaby! - Bless the Harts

This is my grandbaby, y'all. My grandbaby!

Okay, I'm gonna flush
one more time, - Bless the Harts

Okay, I'm gonna flush one more time,

* Love shack is a little
old place where * - Bless the Harts

* Love shack is a little old place where *

Everyone's hatred for Randybrought the town back together. - Bless the Harts

Everyone's hatred for Randybrought the town back...

She came out of a womb
that came out of my womb! - Bless the Harts

She came out of a womb that came out of my womb!

Those cheapskates didn't want
to cash out my chips, - Bless the Harts

Those cheapskates didn't want to cash out my chips,

And if my calculations
are correct, - Bless the Harts

And if my calculations are correct,

I got out of the time-share,
and we won $800? - Bless the Harts

I got out of the time-share, and we won $800?

And the scratcher dust
forms wings. - Bless the Harts

And the scratcher dust forms wings.

I have no idea, but thank you,
"four-star-baller69?" - Bless the Harts

I have no idea, but thank you, "four-star-baller69?&quo...

* Bang, bang,
on the door, baby * - Bless the Harts

* Bang, bang, on the door, baby *

Your buns aren't getting away
that easy. - Bless the Harts

Your buns aren't getting away that easy.

A Hamilton Beach programmable
six-quart slow cooker - Bless the Harts

A Hamilton Beach programmable six-quart slow cooker

(upbeat march music playing) - Bless the Harts

(upbeat march music playing)

Get Tristen Poole Henderson! - Bless the Harts

Get Tristen Poole Henderson!

* Devil's ferry * - Bless the Harts

* Devil's ferry *

That is... wow. - Bless the Harts

That is... wow.

Violet, this is amazing.
Look at this damn art. - Bless the Harts

Violet, this is amazing. Look at this damn art.

No way. A gently worn polo
anda Citizen watch? - Bless the Harts

No way. A gently worn polo anda Citizen watch?

See you in there, Crystalynn. - Bless the Harts

See you in there, Crystalynn.

(crashing, gasping) - Bless the Harts

(crashing, gasping)

It's a glass of wine
pouring Betty. - Bless the Harts

It's a glass of wine pouring Betty.

Who knows people
were dying for a way - Bless the Harts

Who knows people were dying for a way

Wait, Gram, how come I never see
you wearing those pink UGGs? - Bless the Harts

Wait, Gram, how come I never see you wearing those pink UGGs...

And a fresh set of AAs - Bless the Harts

And a fresh set of AAs

I'm Randy's cousin, Sandy, - Bless the Harts

I'm Randy's cousin, Sandy,

That's my priceless S. - Bless the Harts

That's my priceless S.

-[gunshot]
-Run, you beautiful beasts!
-[ostriches chittering] - Bless the Harts

-[gunshot] -Run, you beautiful beasts! -[ostriches chitterin...

-* On the door, baby,
bang, bang *
-(balloons pop) - Bless the Harts

-* On the door, baby, bang, bang * -(balloons pop)

What happens at Grandmaw's
stays at Grandmaw's. - Bless the Harts

What happens at Grandmaw's stays at Grandmaw's.

But you're home now.
No Bug left behind. - Bless the Harts

But you're home now. No Bug left behind.

That's right, y'all,
we are bringing Saxy back. - Bless the Harts

That's right, y'all, we are bringing Saxy back.

(upbeat march version
of "Macarena" playing) - Bless the Harts

(upbeat march version of "Macarena" playing)

-Oh! It got me!
-[ostrich chirping] - Bless the Harts

-Oh! It got me! -[ostrich chirping]

Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH - Bless the Harts

Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH

-(meows)
-(horn honks musically) - Bless the Harts

-(meows) -(horn honks musically)

-(meows)
-(horn honks musically) - Bless the Harts

-(meows) -(horn honks musically)

-Merry Christmas!
-Merry Christmas, everyone!
-I love you guys. - Bless the Harts

-Merry Christmas! -Merry Christmas, everyone! -I love you gu...

-I've already seen it.
-[Randy grunting] - Bless the Harts

-I've already seen it. -[Randy grunting]

-[meows]
-[horn honks musically] - Bless the Harts

-[meows] -[horn honks musically]

Ah! Ooh! Ah! Ooh! Ooh. - Bless the Harts

Ah! Ooh! Ah! Ooh! Ooh.

ALL:
* Tin roof, rusted. * - Bless the Harts

ALL: * Tin roof, rusted. *

[knuckles cracking] - Bless the Harts

[knuckles cracking]

-(meows)
-(horn honks musically) - Bless the Harts

-(meows) -(horn honks musically)

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A group of Southerners strive to live the American dream.

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Director: N/A

Writer: Emily Spivey, Christy Stratton

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Genre: animation, comedy

Year: 2019

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ImdbRating: 5.9

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Released: 29 Sep 2019

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