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Bless the Harts

A group of Southerners strive to live the American dream.

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Thank you.
Isn't it so wonderful - Bless the Harts

Thank you. Isn't it so wonderful

And there is only one way
to conquer a fear: - Bless the Harts

And there is only one way to conquer a fear:

Behold, Greenpoint's local
Mind Freak. - Bless the Harts

Behold, Greenpoint's local Mind Freak.

Yeah, all those idiots
that clean their lint traps - Bless the Harts

Yeah, all those idiots that clean their lint traps

I'm just saying,
people get awfully riled up - Bless the Harts

I'm just saying, people get awfully riled up

(groans) - Bless the Harts

(laughs) - Bless the Harts

If I would've guessed
what was gonna catch on fire, - Bless the Harts

If I would've guessed what was gonna catch on fire,

We are gonna embark
on a little ghost hunt. - Bless the Harts

We are gonna embark on a little ghost hunt.

[grunting] - Bless the Harts

Well, I got to go get my
baby boy-themed party supplies - Bless the Harts

Well, I got to go get my baby boy-themed party supplies

Okay, what have we got?
"Dear Sir or Madam"? - Bless the Harts

Okay, what have we got? "Dear Sir or Madam"?

(electricity crackling) - Bless the Harts

(electricity crackling)

Nope, Leonard. No way. No way. - Bless the Harts

Nope, Leonard. No way. No way.

You are smart, you are hot,
and you are rich. - Bless the Harts

You are smart, you are hot, and you are rich.

(doors chime) - Bless the Harts

-(intercom crackles)
-(screams) - Bless the Harts

-(intercom crackles) -(screams)

"Final Notice" from U-Storage?
More like "U Ignoreage." - Bless the Harts

"Final Notice" from U-Storage? More like "U I...

It's a party where phony-butt
hoity-toities stand around - Bless the Harts

It's a party where phony-butt hoity-toities stand aroun...

[sniffs] - Bless the Harts

Oh, Mother.
My favorite thing about you - Bless the Harts

Oh, Mother. My favorite thing about you

I wish I was your biological
daddy so I could claim - Bless the Harts

I wish I was your biological daddy so I could claim

[sighs heavily] - Bless the Harts

[sighs heavily]

Look how mad Leon DiCardio is
in this me-me! - Bless the Harts

Look how mad Leon DiCardio is in this me-me!

Well, good news is
the damage is mostly cosmetic. - Bless the Harts

Well, good news is the damage is mostly cosmetic.

[Wayne clears throat] - Bless the Harts

[Wayne clears throat]

(singsongy):
In somebody's blood! - Bless the Harts

(singsongy): In somebody's blood!

We just have some silly, - Bless the Harts

We just have some silly,

It's "meme," not "me-me." - Bless the Harts

It's "meme," not "me-me."

"Go ahead and eat me, - Bless the Harts

"Go ahead and eat me,

VIOLET: You guys, I've been reading up on Morris Culpepper. - Bless the Harts

VIOLET: You guys, I've been reading up on Morris...

No. I don't. (scoffs)
I mean, what? (chuckles) - Bless the Harts

No. I don't. (scoffs) I mean, what? (chuckles)

This is Harold
as portrayed by Bud Cort - Bless the Harts

This is Harold as portrayed by Bud Cort

Well, no. Just some little ole
issues from the '70s - Bless the Harts

Well, no. Just some little ole issues from the '70s

(sighs) Can you tell me
why in the hell - Bless the Harts

(sighs) Can you tell me why in the hell

I don't want you
making Violet feel bad - Bless the Harts

I don't want you making Violet feel bad

Whenever we've had
to stay at Wayne's, - Bless the Harts

Whenever we've had to stay at Wayne's,

Well, you can try
and wrap your hugs - Bless the Harts

Well, you can try and wrap your hugs

Well, Jenny, just like
every other person in America, - Bless the Harts

Well, Jenny, just like every other person in America,

Remember when those skunks - Bless the Harts

Remember when those skunks

-DAVID: Stop.-VIOLET: He founded a sperm bank - Bless the Harts

-DAVID: Stop.-VIOLET: He founded a sperm bank

Wait.
Rick Ocean and the Sandbars? - Bless the Harts

Wait. Rick Ocean and the Sandbars?

Oh, Lord,
just let me have a taste - Bless the Harts

Oh, Lord, just let me have a taste

Anyhoo, it looks like you two
got surprise days off. - Bless the Harts

Anyhoo, it looks like you two got surprise days off.

VIOLET:
He had his hip replaced - Bless the Harts

VIOLET: He had his hip replaced

Violet, you must be the stizzar
of your art class. - Bless the Harts

Violet, you must be the stizzar of your art class.

Oh, Vi.
Do you know the song - Bless the Harts

Oh, Vi. Do you know the song

And in that time, started, like,
ten different pointless fights. - Bless the Harts

And in that time, started, like, ten different pointless fig...

Cousin Brenda, Aunt Brenda,
Grammy Brenda, Meemaw Brenda, - Bless the Harts

Cousin Brenda, Aunt Brenda, Grammy Brenda, Meemaw Brenda,

Well, Louise has been hinting - Bless the Harts

Well, Louise has been hinting

VIOLET:
And the footnote says - Bless the Harts

VIOLET: And the footnote says

Okay, I didn't want to have to
tell you this, Nosey O'Donnell, - Bless the Harts

Okay, I didn't want to have to tell you this, Nosey O&#...

Okay, but just keep in mind:
there's been some budget cuts, - Bless the Harts

Okay, but just keep in mind: there's been some budget c...

Rick Ocean and the Sandbars
are the international kings - Bless the Harts

Rick Ocean and the Sandbars are the international kings

The whole mess of them.
And remember: - Bless the Harts

The whole mess of them. And remember:

With all their hit songs: - Bless the Harts

With all their hit songs:

-(tires screeching)
-My friggin' pedicure's got
a Gatorade lid stuck to it! - Bless the Harts

-(tires screeching) -My friggin' pedicure's got a ...

It says here Morris Culpepper
dated Miss Teen Tobacco Leaf, - Bless the Harts

It says here Morris Culpepper dated Miss Teen Tobacco Leaf,

The second he moved up there,
I thought, - Bless the Harts

The second he moved up there, I thought,

If you don't,
you will be the only one, - Bless the Harts

If you don't, you will be the only one,

See you never, Jean Naté
After-Bath Splash - Bless the Harts

See you never, Jean Naté After-Bath Splash

Way to embrace Roy G. Biv,
Tiffany. - Bless the Harts

Way to embrace Roy G. Biv, Tiffany.

Wealth changes people, and just
like Jake Nicholston says... - Bless the Harts

Wealth changes people, and just like Jake Nicholston says...

Well, I've got my costume
picked out, - Bless the Harts

Well, I've got my costume picked out,

Oh, come on. It's just
a little makeup, it'll come out. - Bless the Harts

Oh, come on. It's just a little makeup, it'll come...

Brookstone's, Belk's, - Bless the Harts

Brookstone's, Belk's,

Thanks, y'all, for coming out
to the art open house tonight. - Bless the Harts

Thanks, y'all, for coming out to the art open house ton...

(grunting) Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Oh, damn it. - Bless the Harts

(grunting) Ow, ow, ow, ow. Oh, damn it.

Dear Heavenly Father...
[inhales] - Bless the Harts

Dear Heavenly Father... [inhales]

Just like when my mesh broke, - Bless the Harts

Just like when my mesh broke,

The year was 1983, - Bless the Harts

The year was 1983,

That if I entered
a costume contest, - Bless the Harts

That if I entered a costume contest,

And stuff. I mean,
I can't tell art from fart, - Bless the Harts

And stuff. I mean, I can't tell art from fart,

And, Lord, please bless our
loved ones who have passed on. - Bless the Harts

And, Lord, please bless our loved ones who have passed on.

Fine. I'll just go down
to U-Storage myself - Bless the Harts

Fine. I'll just go down to U-Storage myself

She thinks she's playing
the long game, - Bless the Harts

She thinks she's playing the long game,

I don't purposely start fights.
Wayne's just too uptight. - Bless the Harts

I don't purposely start fights. Wayne's just too u...

Hello. [coughs] - Bless the Harts

Hello. [coughs]

Go right ahead. Won't make
any difference without the key. - Bless the Harts

Go right ahead. Won't make any difference without the k...

-He traced that.
-Anyhow, - Bless the Harts

-He traced that. -Anyhow,

George Michaels,
Jim Varney, aka "Hey, Vern." - Bless the Harts

George Michaels, Jim Varney, aka "Hey, Vern."

I was in a hole so deep,
I thought I'd never get out. - Bless the Harts

I was in a hole so deep, I thought I'd never get out.

[loud coughing] - Bless the Harts

[loud coughing]

Costume's a lot of layers
and scarves, - Bless the Harts

Costume's a lot of layers and scarves,

(dryer rumbling) - Bless the Harts

(dryer rumbling)

Looks like this one is some
sort of disco pirate mannequin. - Bless the Harts

Looks like this one is some sort of disco pirate mannequin.

Yeah, I know. We'll crash
at your place for a few days. - Bless the Harts

Yeah, I know. We'll crash at your place for a few days.

For over a decade,
we've been like two ships - Bless the Harts

For over a decade, we've been like two ships

Oh, Mork from Ork. Sears, - Bless the Harts

Oh, Mork from Ork. Sears,

-[engine revving]
-Fast cars, - Bless the Harts

-[engine revving] -Fast cars,

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A group of Southerners strive to live the American dream.

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Director: N/A

Writer: Emily Spivey, Christy Stratton

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Genre: animation, comedy

Year: 2019

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ImdbRating: 5.9

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Released: 29 Sep 2019

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