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Bless the Harts

A group of Southerners strive to live the American dream.

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I swear to God I didn't think - Bless the Harts

I swear to God I didn't think

This pizza has a churro crust, - Bless the Harts

This pizza has a churro crust,

One of the toppings on this
pizza is just tinier pizzas. - Bless the Harts

One of the toppings on this pizza is just tinier pizzas.

And don't forget about
the seven-layer dipping sauce - Bless the Harts

And don't forget about the seven-layer dipping sauce

-Check it out,
double-sided pizza.
-(all gasp) - Bless the Harts

-Check it out, double-sided pizza. -(all gasp)

(all scream) - Bless the Harts

-A myth started by corporate
butts to turn us all into...
-Jenny, you got to clean - Bless the Harts

-A myth started by corporate butts to turn us all into... -J...

Wayne, I have never met
a single person in my life - Bless the Harts

Wayne, I have never met a single person in my life

If everyone cleaned out
their lint trap, - Bless the Harts

If everyone cleaned out their lint trap,

Yeah, all those idiots
that clean their lint traps - Bless the Harts

Yeah, all those idiots that clean their lint traps

If I would've guessed
what was gonna catch on fire, - Bless the Harts

If I would've guessed what was gonna catch on fire,

(electricity crackling) - Bless the Harts

(electricity crackling)

Well, good news is
the damage is mostly cosmetic. - Bless the Harts

Well, good news is the damage is mostly cosmetic.

No. I don't. (scoffs)
I mean, what? (chuckles) - Bless the Harts

No. I don't. (scoffs) I mean, what? (chuckles)

Whenever we've had
to stay at Wayne's, - Bless the Harts

Whenever we've had to stay at Wayne's,

Remember when those skunks - Bless the Harts

Remember when those skunks

And in that time, started, like,
ten different pointless fights. - Bless the Harts

And in that time, started, like, ten different pointless fig...

Oh, come on. It's just
a little makeup, it'll come out. - Bless the Harts

Oh, come on. It's just a little makeup, it'll come...

(grunting) Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Oh, damn it. - Bless the Harts

(grunting) Ow, ow, ow, ow. Oh, damn it.

I don't purposely start fights.
Wayne's just too uptight. - Bless the Harts

I don't purposely start fights. Wayne's just too u...

Yeah, I know. We'll crash
at your place for a few days. - Bless the Harts

Yeah, I know. We'll crash at your place for a few days.

All right, well, let's all hop
on the "Cool Cool Cool Express" - Bless the Harts

All right, well, let's all hop on the "Cool Cool C...

Okay, you guys,
welcome to Casa de Wayne. - Bless the Harts

Okay, you guys, welcome to Casa de Wayne.

Betty, you'll love this, - Bless the Harts

Betty, you'll love this,

Look at these channels: - Bless the Harts

Look at these channels:

Oh, dang, that one's
got teeth and hair. (gasps) - Bless the Harts

Oh, dang, that one's got teeth and hair. (gasps)

Unsolved Mysteries marathon
on the Christian Crime Network. - Bless the Harts

Unsolved Mysteries marathon on the Christian Crime Network.

They unearthed some
Unsolved Mysteries episodes - Bless the Harts

They unearthed some Unsolved Mysteries episodes

So, yeah, hey, are you eating
yogurt with a fork? - Bless the Harts

So, yeah, hey, are you eating yogurt with a fork?

Is this bothering you, Wayne, - Bless the Harts

Is this bothering you, Wayne,

Don't even let your face
make an involuntary twitch. - Bless the Harts

Don't even let your face make an involuntary twitch.

Oops. Oh, I spilled
on your Peterbilt rug. - Bless the Harts

Oops. Oh, I spilled on your Peterbilt rug.

(a la "Here Comes the Bride"):
* Do, do, do, do. * - Bless the Harts

(a la "Here Comes the Bride"): * Do, do, do, do. *

I heard you and Wayne
finally moved in together. - Bless the Harts

I heard you and Wayne finally moved in together.

We are only crashing at his
place because of the dryer fire. - Bless the Harts

We are only crashing at his place because of the dryer fire.

You've got your silly, little
"issues" with marriage. - Bless the Harts

You've got your silly, little "issues" with m...

My wedding to Daniel
was the best moment of my life. - Bless the Harts

My wedding to Daniel was the best moment of my life.

Jenny, you should have
your reception here - Bless the Harts

Jenny, you should have your reception here

Oh, a beautiful
Monday morning reception, - Bless the Harts

Oh, a beautiful Monday morning reception,

Maybe I'll get to be
your "boss of honor." - Bless the Harts

Maybe I'll get to be your "boss of honor."

Which, luckily,
I don't have to do - Bless the Harts

Which, luckily, I don't have to do

Jenny, I'm no therapist, - Bless the Harts

Jenny, I'm no therapist,

And it's bringing up
a lot of stuff - Bless the Harts

And it's bringing up a lot of stuff

Jesus, I'm not talking about
Don Reynolds today or any day. - Bless the Harts

Jesus, I'm not talking about Don Reynolds today or any ...

I'm just saying, that was
the only other person - Bless the Harts

I'm just saying, that was the only other person

This guy's called
the "Grits Box Strangler." - Bless the Harts

This guy's called the "Grits Box Strangler."

With a string of violent crimes - Bless the Harts

With a string of violent crimes

-What? No way.
-Whoa! Plot twist. - Bless the Harts

-What? No way. -Whoa! Plot twist.

I was at the ATM
getting cash for church - Bless the Harts

I was at the ATM getting cash for church

Before I knew it,
he'd pulled me into his truck. - Bless the Harts

Before I knew it, he'd pulled me into his truck.

I was terrified,
but I calmly asked him, - Bless the Harts

I was terrified, but I calmly asked him,

How many nose hairs did she pull - Bless the Harts

How many nose hairs did she pull

Something's up.
My working theory - Bless the Harts

Something's up. My working theory

In fear that I'm gonna
expose your flat ass. - Bless the Harts

In fear that I'm gonna expose your flat ass.

(chittering) - Bless the Harts

Okay, for the sake
of our relationship, - Bless the Harts

Okay, for the sake of our relationship,

There's a phone cord
in the junk drawer. - Bless the Harts

There's a phone cord in the junk drawer.

Oh, "for the sake of our
relationship." So dramatic. - Bless the Harts

Oh, "for the sake of our relationship." So dramati...

Paper clips, Post-its, - Bless the Harts

Paper clips, Post-its,

Hey, I was here when you called.
So, what's up? - Bless the Harts

Hey, I was here when you called. So, what's up?

(laughs) 'Cause you got an epic
big old problem with marriage. - Bless the Harts

(laughs) 'Cause you got an epic big old problem with ma...

Jenny, y'all, I was at
that three-ring circus - Bless the Harts

Jenny, y'all, I was at that three-ring circus

That mess was a-real ca-razy. - Bless the Harts

That mess was a-real ca-razy.

BRENDA:
Should I have worn underwear
with this dress? - Bless the Harts

BRENDA: Should I have worn underwear with this dress?

Dearly beloved, - Bless the Harts

Dearly beloved,

Honor thy husband
and obey thy husband. - Bless the Harts

Honor thy husband and obey thy husband.

(guests gasping) - Bless the Harts

(guests gasping)

(all shouting) - Bless the Harts

Oh, God. I bet Wayne's gonna
ask me to marry him. - Bless the Harts

Oh, God. I bet Wayne's gonna ask me to marry him.

(shouts) - Bless the Harts

-(shouts)
-Well, don't chug more. - Bless the Harts

-(shouts) -Well, don't chug more.

You're lying about encountering
the Grits Box Strangler. - Bless the Harts

You're lying about encountering the Grits Box Strangler...

I earned a coveted spot on that
show by being almost murdered. - Bless the Harts

I earned a coveted spot on that show by being almost murdere...

And Robert Stacks
himself told me - Bless the Harts

And Robert Stacks himself told me

Met him? He gave me
one of his signature trenches. - Bless the Harts

Met him? He gave me one of his signature trenches.

(sniffing, exhales) - Bless the Harts

(sniffing, exhales)

In your interview,
your eyebrow was flopping around - Bless the Harts

In your interview, your eyebrow was flopping around

-(shouts)
-You got it - Bless the Harts

-(shouts) -You got it

Also, Sanka's decaffeinated, - Bless the Harts

Also, Sanka's decaffeinated,

And maybe that caterpillar was
flopping around because he loves - Bless the Harts

And maybe that caterpillar was flopping around because he lo...

-(tires screech)
-(bell ringing) - Bless the Harts

-(tires screech) -(bell ringing)

-Want the lights on?
-Off is fine. - Bless the Harts

-Want the lights on? -Off is fine.

Well, you're having a dream
where you're in a wedding gown - Bless the Harts

Well, you're having a dream where you're in a wedd...

You are terrified
of getting married, - Bless the Harts

You are terrified of getting married,

Sorry, I was dreaming about
that old motorcycle cop show. - Bless the Harts

Sorry, I was dreaming about that old motorcycle cop show.

VIOLET:
Gram, - Bless the Harts

Too bad we can't
just talk to him - Bless the Harts

Too bad we can't just talk to him

(tires screeching) - Bless the Harts

(tires screeching)

CHARLES:
Hey, everybody, - Bless the Harts

CHARLES: Hey, everybody,

Is this or is this not
an engagement ring? - Bless the Harts

Is this or is this not an engagement ring?

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A group of Southerners strive to live the American dream.

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Director: N/A

Writer: Emily Spivey, Christy Stratton

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Genre: animation, comedy

Year: 2019

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ImdbRating: 5.9

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Released: 29 Sep 2019

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