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Bless the Harts

A group of Southerners strive to live the American dream.

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Welcome to Biscuit Town, - Bless the Harts

Welcome to Biscuit Town,

-Oh, get me some cheese grits.
-I'll have biscuits and gravy - Bless the Harts

-Oh, get me some cheese grits. -I'll have biscuits and ...

I'll take a clogged arteries
with a side of type 2 diabetes. - Bless the Harts

I'll take a clogged arteries with a side of type 2 diab...

-We-we said cheese grits, right?
-(horn honking) - Bless the Harts

-We-we said cheese grits, right? -(horn honking)

Five and ten and 15 cents. - Bless the Harts

Five and ten and 15 cents.

-JENNY: This is Kohl's Cash.
-Oh, shoot, really? - Bless the Harts

-JENNY: This is Kohl's Cash. -Oh, shoot, really?

-I vote we drive away.
-(sighs) - Bless the Harts

-I vote we drive away. -(sighs)

(grunting, shouting) - Bless the Harts

(grunting, shouting)

Can we put one biscuit
on this card - Bless the Harts

Can we put one biscuit on this card

Is it, like, uh, end of day, - Bless the Harts

Is it, like, uh, end of day,

Mother, this is a complimentary
calendar from a funeral home. - Bless the Harts

Mother, this is a complimentary calendar from a funeral home...

(sustained honking) - Bless the Harts

(sustained honking)

(groans) - Bless the Harts

I wish I was your biological
daddy so I could claim - Bless the Harts

I wish I was your biological daddy so I could claim

This is Harold
as portrayed by Bud Cort - Bless the Harts

This is Harold as portrayed by Bud Cort

Violet, you must be the stizzar
of your art class. - Bless the Harts

Violet, you must be the stizzar of your art class.

Okay, but just keep in mind:
there's been some budget cuts, - Bless the Harts

Okay, but just keep in mind: there's been some budget c...

Way to embrace Roy G. Biv,
Tiffany. - Bless the Harts

Way to embrace Roy G. Biv, Tiffany.

Thanks, y'all, for coming out
to the art open house tonight. - Bless the Harts

Thanks, y'all, for coming out to the art open house ton...

And stuff. I mean,
I can't tell art from fart, - Bless the Harts

And stuff. I mean, I can't tell art from fart,

-He traced that.
-Anyhow, - Bless the Harts

-He traced that. -Anyhow,

Looks like this one is some
sort of disco pirate mannequin. - Bless the Harts

Looks like this one is some sort of disco pirate mannequin.

-David, explain this please.
-This is a collage - Bless the Harts

-David, explain this please. -This is a collage

-RIP. Thank you.
-(light applause) - Bless the Harts

-RIP. Thank you. -(light applause)

If it's not a sequel to National
Treasure, I haven't seen it. - Bless the Harts

If it's not a sequel to National Treasure, I haven'...

BETTY:
Violet should be going
to the High School of the Arts - Bless the Harts

BETTY: Violet should be going to the High School of the Arts

Violet, baby, you know what?
We are gonna get you - Bless the Harts

Violet, baby, you know what? We are gonna get you

(sighs) I don't want you to get
stuck here like we... I did. - Bless the Harts

(sighs) I don't want you to get stuck here like we... I...

To put it in terms you can
understand, art school tuition - Bless the Harts

To put it in terms you can understand, art school tuition

Somebody needs to get
their act together, then, - Bless the Harts

Somebody needs to get their act together, then,

Y'all, I'm not gonna look at you - Bless the Harts

Y'all, I'm not gonna look at you

Okay, everybody stop
your clucking, - Bless the Harts

Okay, everybody stop your clucking,

-(chittering)
-Oh, God.
He bought two giant birds. - Bless the Harts

-(chittering) -Oh, God. He bought two giant birds.

They're too big. What happens
if they start flying around? - Bless the Harts

They're too big. What happens if they start flying arou...

Giant nest eggs, if you will,
that sell for $40 a pop. - Bless the Harts

Giant nest eggs, if you will, that sell for $40 a pop.

They lay ten of these a month,
that's $400 a month. - Bless the Harts

They lay ten of these a month, that's $400 a month.

$400 times 11-- 'cause I'm gonna
give 'em December off, - Bless the Harts

$400 times 11-- 'cause I'm gonna give 'em Dec...

So all they have to do is get to
ostriching and beak-smooching, - Bless the Harts

So all they have to do is get to ostriching and beak-smoochi...

Oh. Well, this is gonna work,
#sarcasm. - Bless the Harts

Oh. Well, this is gonna work, #sarcasm.

But we'll be in the money
so fast, - Bless the Harts

But we'll be in the money so fast,

Or I just do triple
the month after that, - Bless the Harts

Or I just do triple the month after that,

-Hi, Jenny.
-God dang it, Jenny, - Bless the Harts

-Hi, Jenny. -God dang it, Jenny,

And you got those "looking good
in your jeans" genes, too. - Bless the Harts

And you got those "looking good in your jeans" gen...

* Doo, doo, doo, doo. * - Bless the Harts

* Doo, doo, doo, doo. *

Jenny, can you pour
some more sweet tea - Bless the Harts

Jenny, can you pour some more sweet tea

Isn't Jenny such
a wonderful fun employee? - Bless the Harts

Isn't Jenny such a wonderful fun employee?

Okay. Well, y'all
keep on enjoying. - Bless the Harts

Okay. Well, y'all keep on enjoying.

* Doo, doo, doo, doo. * - Bless the Harts

* Doo, doo, doo, doo. *

Y'all do me a favor
and throw on this pocket tee. - Bless the Harts

Y'all do me a favor and throw on this pocket tee.

-(shouts)
-We're not doing that.
You will not cover - Bless the Harts

-(shouts) -We're not doing that. You will not cover

Jenny, you know I come
from a long line of Brendas. - Bless the Harts

Jenny, you know I come from a long line of Brendas.

My mom was a Brenda,
my grandma was a Brenda, - Bless the Harts

My mom was a Brenda, my grandma was a Brenda,

All of us. But we are good
people, and everybody loves us. - Bless the Harts

All of us. But we are good people, and everybody loves us.

No offense to you
and the Brendas, - Bless the Harts

No offense to you and the Brendas,

Not only do I need this job, - Bless the Harts

Not only do I need this job,

I just found out
how much art school costs, - Bless the Harts

I just found out how much art school costs,

All I'm saying is
Jesus-Barbie needs to chill. - Bless the Harts

All I'm saying is Jesus-Barbie needs to chill.

See you in hell, Louise,
'cause I quit. - Bless the Harts

See you in hell, Louise, 'cause I quit.

-Did Louise hear me quit?
-No. You-- She's too far away. - Bless the Harts

-Did Louise hear me quit? -No. You-- She's too far away...

Jenny, sounds like you need
to come work for me. - Bless the Harts

Jenny, sounds like you need to come work for me.

Well, why don't you at least
come on down and man the buffet, - Bless the Harts

Well, why don't you at least come on down and man the b...

(laughs) You don't even
have to take anything off. - Bless the Harts

(laughs) You don't even have to take anything off.

All you have to do
is throw on a bikini top, - Bless the Harts

All you have to do is throw on a bikini top,

Making zero dollars U.S. and
hiding your light in a bushel. - Bless the Harts

Making zero dollars U.S. and hiding your light in a bushel.

Okay. Five, ten... Ugh. - Bless the Harts

Okay. Five, ten... Ugh.

(heavenly music plays) - Bless the Harts

(heavenly music plays)

-Do people ever pray for money?
-Yeah. Oh, they do. - Bless the Harts

-Do people ever pray for money? -Yeah. Oh, they do.

-Do you want me to keep
updating you or... Six. Nine.
-Oh, no, no, no. No. It's okay. - Bless the Harts

-Do you want me to keep updating you or... Six. Nine. -Oh, n...

'Cause, see,
my family's always broke, - Bless the Harts

'Cause, see, my family's always broke,

Well, if I snap my fingers
and made everything okay, - Bless the Harts

Well, if I snap my fingers and made everything okay,

Wayne's trying his best, - Bless the Harts

Wayne's trying his best,

He's been trying like heck
to get them to mate, - Bless the Harts

He's been trying like heck to get them to mate,

You know, 70% of ostriches - Bless the Harts

You know, 70% of ostriches

Only if "becoming attracted"
means biting his ween and butt. - Bless the Harts

Only if "becoming attracted" means biting his ween...

(bottle squirts loudly) - Bless the Harts

(bottle squirts loudly)

Jenny, I know your life
is difficult, - Bless the Harts

Jenny, I know your life is difficult,

God knows I don't want you
to suffer, - Bless the Harts

God knows I don't want you to suffer,

But can't you just give me
a little something - Bless the Harts

But can't you just give me a little something

-Also, uh, Wayne's ostriches...
-Oh, Lord, what? - Bless the Harts

-Also, uh, Wayne's ostriches... -Oh, Lord, what?

To put it another way: you got
two hot dogs, but no buns. - Bless the Harts

To put it another way: you got two hot dogs, but no buns.

Or another fun way to say it is:
you got two beers, but no coozy. - Bless the Harts

Or another fun way to say it is: you got two beers, but no c...

(sighs) You know, I don't
want you to worry so much - Bless the Harts

(sighs) You know, I don't want you to worry so much

Bud? You mean Bud's of Bud's
Babydoll's gentlemen's club - Bless the Harts

Bud? You mean Bud's of Bud's Babydoll's gentl...

If I can't get them to lay eggs,
I'm gonna break them, - Bless the Harts

If I can't get them to lay eggs, I'm gonna break t...

Did you know there's a guy
in Myrtle Beach - Bless the Harts

Did you know there's a guy in Myrtle Beach

-WAYNE: Oh!
-(ostriches chittering) - Bless the Harts

-WAYNE: Oh! -(ostriches chittering)

You know I love Wayne to death, - Bless the Harts

You know I love Wayne to death,

Oh, he's the one
that's married to "Betronce." - Bless the Harts

Oh, he's the one that's married to "Betronce....

Violet's biological diddy
was not the greatest, yes... - Bless the Harts

Violet's biological diddy was not the greatest, yes...

And he used to tell me
I was done eating - Bless the Harts

And he used to tell me I was done eating

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A group of Southerners strive to live the American dream.

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Director: N/A

Writer: Emily Spivey, Christy Stratton

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Genre: animation, comedy

Year: 2019

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ImdbRating: 5.9

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Released: 29 Sep 2019

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