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Bless the Harts

A group of Southerners strive to live the American dream.

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Can't ever remember
how many clicks - Bless the Harts

Can't ever remember how many clicks

Mother, if you're gonna keep
sitting out there, - Bless the Harts

Mother, if you're gonna keep sitting out there,

You do not work for her.
Mother, if you want some wine, - Bless the Harts

You do not work for her. Mother, if you want some wine,

Just gonna set it here like a,
like a pie cooling. - Bless the Harts

Just gonna set it here like a, like a pie cooling.

I am supposed to be
on vocal rest, - Bless the Harts

I am supposed to be on vocal rest,

There is some
brewing controversy - Bless the Harts

There is some brewing controversy

Some people are asking,
"Does it glorify tobacco, - Bless the Harts

Some people are asking, "Does it glorify tobacco,

They think
it's part of our history, - Bless the Harts

They think it's part of our history,

Maybe so,
but smoking is not something - Bless the Harts

Maybe so, but smoking is not something

I'm just saying,
people get awfully riled up - Bless the Harts

I'm just saying, people get awfully riled up

[grunting] - Bless the Harts

VIOLET: You guys, I've been reading up on Morris Culpepper. - Bless the Harts

VIOLET: You guys, I've been reading up on Morris...

-DAVID: Stop.-VIOLET: He founded a sperm bank - Bless the Harts

-DAVID: Stop.-VIOLET: He founded a sperm bank

VIOLET:
He had his hip replaced - Bless the Harts

VIOLET: He had his hip replaced

VIOLET:
And the footnote says - Bless the Harts

VIOLET: And the footnote says

It says here Morris Culpepper
dated Miss Teen Tobacco Leaf, - Bless the Harts

It says here Morris Culpepper dated Miss Teen Tobacco Leaf,

The year was 1983, - Bless the Harts

The year was 1983,

Hello. [coughs] - Bless the Harts

Hello. [coughs]

[loud coughing] - Bless the Harts

[loud coughing]

-[engine revving]
-Fast cars, - Bless the Harts

-[engine revving] -Fast cars,

He even took me
on a factory tour. - Bless the Harts

He even took me on a factory tour.

I was gonna
Anna-Nicole-Smith him - Bless the Harts

I was gonna Anna-Nicole-Smith him

No, the tragedy was when
I realized I was gonna have - Bless the Harts

No, the tragedy was when I realized I was gonna have

-[whirring]
-[yelps] - Bless the Harts

-[whirring] -[yelps]

[sobbing] - Bless the Harts

And when Morris finally died - Bless the Harts

And when Morris finally died

[grunts] - Bless the Harts

It's a documentary
about a crazy old lady - Bless the Harts

It's a documentary about a crazy old lady

[overlapping chanting] - Bless the Harts

[overlapping chanting]

[chuckles]I haven't seen this much hubbub - Bless the Harts

[chuckles]I haven't seen this much hubbub

As far as I'm concerned,
they can melt that statue down - Bless the Harts

As far as I'm concerned, they can melt that statue down

...is... what I heard - Bless the Harts

...is... what I heard

I lied to a customer
and said I was pro-statue - Bless the Harts

I lied to a customer and said I was pro-statue

I mean, look,
I hate that statue - Bless the Harts

I mean, look, I hate that statue

But I learned a long time ago, - Bless the Harts

But I learned a long time ago,

But... take a look
at what happens - Bless the Harts

But... take a look at what happens

Paid ambassador. [laughs] - Bless the Harts

Paid ambassador. [laughs]

If we were to give that money
to charity, - Bless the Harts

If we were to give that money to charity,

That's true. We would just be
eliminating the middleman. - Bless the Harts

That's true. We would just be eliminating the middleman...

And we could really
fix things up around here. - Bless the Harts

And we could really fix things up around here.

Andall this cashola
sure would look good - Bless the Harts

Andall this cashola sure would look good

If taking a side pays this well, - Bless the Harts

If taking a side pays this well,

Would you like to sit
in the pro-statue - Bless the Harts

Would you like to sit in the pro-statue

History? That statue wasn't
put up till 2002! - Bless the Harts

History? That statue wasn't put up till 2002!

[cash registering
beeping, whirring] - Bless the Harts

[cash registering beeping, whirring]

Just how
you're totally compromising - Bless the Harts

Just how you're totally compromising

And the answer is, "Ooh, boy."
Not that. - Bless the Harts

And the answer is, "Ooh, boy." Not that.

Taking the easy way out isn't
always the best thing to do. - Bless the Harts

Taking the easy way out isn't always the best thing to ...

But it is a little weird - Bless the Harts

But it is a little weird

[gasps]
Tell me, y'all, - Bless the Harts

[gasps] Tell me, y'all,

-Gram?
-[yells] - Bless the Harts

-Gram? -[yells]

Well, we were hoping for a lessemotionally-charged moment - Bless the Harts

Well, we were hoping for a lessemotionally-charged moment

Hell, no. Why would I want
to go and meet the woman - Bless the Harts

Hell, no. Why would I want to go and meet the woman

I prepared a presentation
of the spinster-esque horrors - Bless the Harts

I prepared a presentation of the spinster-esque horrors

Like... a single,
unworn baby shoe - Bless the Harts

Like... a single, unworn baby shoe

DAVID:
Marjune serving high tea - Bless the Harts

DAVID: Marjune serving high tea

VIOLET:
Followed by a mid-afternoon - Bless the Harts

VIOLET: Followed by a mid-afternoon

Maybe it would be kind of nice
to see the lonely hole - Bless the Harts

Maybe it would be kind of nice to see the lonely hole

But hand to God, - Bless the Harts

But hand to God,

I called this emergency meeting - Bless the Harts

I called this emergency meeting

-No, please. Not tonight.
-[crowd shouting] - Bless the Harts

-No, please. Not tonight. -[crowd shouting]

Now, I feel confident
that we are gonna be able - Bless the Harts

Now, I feel confident that we are gonna be able

If it were up to me, I'd put
more cigarettes on that thing. - Bless the Harts

If it were up to me, I'd put more cigarettes on that th...

-[cheering]
-As an exotic dancer, - Bless the Harts

-[cheering] -As an exotic dancer,

I think the statue
should stay up. - Bless the Harts

I think the statue should stay up.

-Thank you.
-[crowd cheering] - Bless the Harts

-Thank you. -[crowd cheering]

Our waitress at The Last Supper - Bless the Harts

Our waitress at The Last Supper

She has a real solid
moral stance on that statue. - Bless the Harts

She has a real solid moral stance on that statue.

-So refreshing.
-[crowd cheering] - Bless the Harts

-So refreshing. -[crowd cheering]

DAWN:
Yeah, Jenny would never
let sleeping dogs lie. - Bless the Harts

DAWN: Yeah, Jenny would never let sleeping dogs lie.

Okay. [exhales] - Bless the Harts

Okay. [exhales]

I mean, it's, it's so, - Bless the Harts

I mean, it's, it's so,

You know what I mean.
Whenever you're in town - Bless the Harts

You know what I mean. Whenever you're in town

That statue is the whole reasonI'm here, - Bless the Harts

That statue is the whole reasonI'm here,

Well, we've all heard
a lot of, uh, - Bless the Harts

Well, we've all heard a lot of, uh,

People, it is time
for action question mark? - Bless the Harts

People, it is time for action question mark?

They wanna destroy something
important to us, - Bless the Harts

They wanna destroy something important to us,

-JENNY: What?
-[cheering] - Bless the Harts

-JENNY: What? -[cheering]

[indistinct shouting] - Bless the Harts

[indistinct shouting]

[shouting, glass breaking] - Bless the Harts

[shouting, glass breaking]

[fire crackling] - Bless the Harts

[fire crackling]

What a silly old mess.
Doo-do-do-doo. - Bless the Harts

What a silly old mess. Doo-do-do-doo.

Finish the job,
burn the place down, - Bless the Harts

Finish the job, burn the place down,

[heavenly music plays] - Bless the Harts

[heavenly music plays]

But if you're feeling guilty,
that's your own conscience. - Bless the Harts

But if you're feeling guilty, that's your own cons...

You don't think that maybe,
you kind of maybe - Bless the Harts

You don't think that maybe, you kind of maybe

Those toilets
are gonna be clean, - Bless the Harts

Those toilets are gonna be clean,

[groans loudly] - Bless the Harts

[groans loudly]

I'm starting to get angry, - Bless the Harts

I'm starting to get angry,

I-I promise you, - Bless the Harts

I-I promise you,

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A group of Southerners strive to live the American dream.

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Director: N/A

Writer: Emily Spivey, Christy Stratton

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Genre: animation, comedy

Year: 2019

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ImdbRating: 5.9

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Released: 29 Sep 2019

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