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Bless the Harts

A group of Southerners strive to live the American dream.

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-(thunder crashes)
-(bird screeches) - Bless the Harts

-(thunder crashes) -(bird screeches)

She walks along the road,
hoping to hitch a ride - Bless the Harts

She walks along the road, hoping to hitch a ride

(driver screams) - Bless the Harts

(driver screams)

I'm scared of ghosts.
I hate ghosts. (shudders) - Bless the Harts

I'm scared of ghosts. I hate ghosts. (shudders)

I went to bed, and it was parted
squarely down the middle. - Bless the Harts

I went to bed, and it was parted squarely down the middle.

But when I awoke,
it was an aggressive side part. - Bless the Harts

But when I awoke, it was an aggressive side part.

-(growls): Except for Lydia.
-Aw, come on, guys. - Bless the Harts

-(growls): Except for Lydia. -Aw, come on, guys.

VIOLET:
She walks ethereally - Bless the Harts

VIOLET: She walks ethereally

She's bathed in an eerie glow
that illuminates - Bless the Harts

She's bathed in an eerie glow that illuminates

Some claim to have heard
her murmur - Bless the Harts

Some claim to have heard her murmur

Get out of this world. Let go!" - Bless the Harts

Get out of this world. Let go!"

And there is only one way
to conquer a fear: - Bless the Harts

And there is only one way to conquer a fear:

We are gonna embark
on a little ghost hunt. - Bless the Harts

We are gonna embark on a little ghost hunt.

Nope, Leonard. No way. No way. - Bless the Harts

Nope, Leonard. No way. No way.

-(intercom crackles)
-(screams) - Bless the Harts

-(intercom crackles) -(screams)

Cousin Brenda, Aunt Brenda,
Grammy Brenda, Meemaw Brenda, - Bless the Harts

Cousin Brenda, Aunt Brenda, Grammy Brenda, Meemaw Brenda,

The whole mess of them.
And remember: - Bless the Harts

The whole mess of them. And remember:

If you don't,
you will be the only one, - Bless the Harts

If you don't, you will be the only one,

Well, I've got my costume
picked out, - Bless the Harts

Well, I've got my costume picked out,

That if I entered
a costume contest, - Bless the Harts

That if I entered a costume contest,

Costume's a lot of layers
and scarves, - Bless the Harts

Costume's a lot of layers and scarves,

(heavenly music plays) - Bless the Harts

(heavenly music plays)

I love Halloween, too.
In fact, tonight, I'm not Jesus. - Bless the Harts

I love Halloween, too. In fact, tonight, I'm not Jesus.

-Just top to bottom uncanny.
-Oh, gosh, I'm so sorry. - Bless the Harts

-Just top to bottom uncanny. -Oh, gosh, I'm so sorry.

Because Harry Potter's dad died
when he was young, - Bless the Harts

Because Harry Potter's dad died when he was young,

It's my mother.
She can't even mention his name - Bless the Harts

It's my mother. She can't even mention his name

Shoot. Nope.
(groans) - Bless the Harts

Shoot. Nope. (groans)

BETTY:
Violet, your granddad
loved Halloween. - Bless the Harts

BETTY: Violet, your granddad loved Halloween.

Me and Ed's couples costumes
blew everybody's socks off. - Bless the Harts

Me and Ed's couples costumes blew everybody's sock...

Oh, Violet,
get me that photo album, honey. - Bless the Harts

Oh, Violet, get me that photo album, honey.

Well, it was the '80s,
and '80s stuff was all the rage. - Bless the Harts

Well, it was the '80s, and '80s stuff was all the ...

One year,
I was a Robert Palmer girl - Bless the Harts

One year, I was a Robert Palmer girl

Ah, and then this was the year - Bless the Harts

Ah, and then this was the year

I did front walkovers on the
hood of his car all night long. - Bless the Harts

I did front walkovers on the hood of his car all night long.

Look at that hair. I can't! - Bless the Harts

Look at that hair. I can't!

Oh, and here's Ed doing
the Halloween moto-jump - Bless the Harts

Oh, and here's Ed doing the Halloween moto-jump

Back in the day
at the Halloween Bridge Party, - Bless the Harts

Back in the day at the Halloween Bridge Party,

And let me tell you something: - Bless the Harts

And let me tell you something:

(crying):
I miss him so much. - Bless the Harts

(crying): I miss him so much.

Oh, we could build such great
memories like I did with Daddy. - Bless the Harts

Oh, we could build such great memories like I did with Daddy...

One, two... (shouts) - Bless the Harts

One, two... (shouts)

MAYKAY (over TV):
So you better get yourself down - Bless the Harts

MAYKAY (over TV): So you better get yourself down

And look who we have
to talk all about it: - Bless the Harts

And look who we have to talk all about it:

Yeah, tonight's the big party - Bless the Harts

Yeah, tonight's the big party

Now, is it true that this is - Bless the Harts

Now, is it true that this is

Unfortunately, the bridge
is smack-dab in the middle - Bless the Harts

Unfortunately, the bridge is smack-dab in the middle

Demolition begins early
next week, so don't miss it. - Bless the Harts

Demolition begins early next week, so don't miss it.

To have his cremains spread
at that Bridge Party. - Bless the Harts

To have his cremains spread at that Bridge Party.

-It's been on my to-do list.
-For 13 years?! - Bless the Harts

-It's been on my to-do list. -For 13 years?!

Tonight, I'm gonna do something - Bless the Harts

Tonight, I'm gonna do something

Oh, Mother, please tell me - Bless the Harts

Oh, Mother, please tell me

Well, no offense, Jenny,
but I'm not stepping foot - Bless the Harts

Well, no offense, Jenny, but I'm not stepping foot

This mess is hard.
Stop being such a fraidy-cat. - Bless the Harts

This mess is hard. Stop being such a fraidy-cat.

-(bird screeches)
-(screams) Oh, my God. - Bless the Harts

-(bird screeches) -(screams) Oh, my God.

No. I am Darryl Hall,
and Ed's cremains - Bless the Harts

No. I am Darryl Hall, and Ed's cremains

(kids laughing) - Bless the Harts

(kids laughing)

This is some next-level
boring-ass - Bless the Harts

This is some next-level boring-ass

Okay. Let's have a big hand
for The Giggle Pants Three! - Bless the Harts

Okay. Let's have a big hand for The Giggle Pants Three!

Hello, everyone,
and happy Halloween. - Bless the Harts

Hello, everyone, and happy Halloween.

-Yes, my babies!
-(feedback squeals) - Bless the Harts

-Yes, my babies! -(feedback squeals)

Or should I say,
Satan's Birthday? - Bless the Harts

Or should I say, Satan's Birthday?

-Boo! It's not Satan's birthday!
-Shut up, Randy! - Bless the Harts

-Boo! It's not Satan's birthday! -Shut up, Randy!

-Randy, please.
-(crowd shouting) - Bless the Harts

-Randy, please. -(crowd shouting)

-(feedback hums)
-(scattered applause)
-(cough) - Bless the Harts

-(feedback hums) -(scattered applause) -(cough)

There's a phantom photo booth,
ghastly games, - Bless the Harts

There's a phantom photo booth, ghastly games,

Ugh, is there
anything lamer than - Bless the Harts

Ugh, is there anything lamer than

So, happy Halloween,
and let's party! - Bless the Harts

So, happy Halloween, and let's party!

But not too loud. We are by the
senior center and sound carries. - Bless the Harts

But not too loud. We are by the senior center and sound carr...

-(echoes): Carries, carries.
-WAYNE: This is a nightmare. - Bless the Harts

-(echoes): Carries, carries. -WAYNE: This is a nightmare.

Okay. We are currently
at the point of no return. - Bless the Harts

Okay. We are currently at the point of no return.

Beyond this border lies a world
of specters, banshees, wraiths. - Bless the Harts

Beyond this border lies a world of specters, banshees, wrait...

Disgruntled apparitions, grouchy
unicorns with Dracula teeth. - Bless the Harts

Disgruntled apparitions, grouchy unicorns with Dracula teeth...

-Shadow walkers.
-Middle-aged men - Bless the Harts

-Shadow walkers. -Middle-aged men

No ghost is gonna brush
this hair tonight. - Bless the Harts

No ghost is gonna brush this hair tonight.

Happy Halloween, - Bless the Harts

Happy Halloween,

Go ahead, Daniel,
tell them what you are. - Bless the Harts

Go ahead, Daniel, tell them what you are.

You know, I didn't
used to like this party, - Bless the Harts

You know, I didn't used to like this party,

-Did she just say "dry"?
-(groans) - Bless the Harts

-Did she just say "dry"? -(groans)

Now, let's get down to business - Bless the Harts

Now, let's get down to business

We can't spread Daddy's ashes
on this solid gold dud-fest. - Bless the Harts

We can't spread Daddy's ashes on this solid gold d...

All eternity on a mantel
is more fun than this party. - Bless the Harts

All eternity on a mantel is more fun than this party.

-Come on, let's get out of here.
-Hang on. I think I know - Bless the Harts

-Come on, let's get out of here. -Hang on. I think I kn...

Copy that...! - Bless the Harts

(yells) - Bless the Harts

(yells) - Bless the Harts

In the snake. You can drink
from the head or the butt. - Bless the Harts

In the snake. You can drink from the head or the butt.

Daddy would have loved me
drinking Fireball - Bless the Harts

Daddy would have loved me drinking Fireball

(whoops) - Bless the Harts

-MAN: Yeah!
-(whooping, excited shouting) - Bless the Harts

-MAN: Yeah! -(whooping, excited shouting)

(grunts, laughs) - Bless the Harts

(grunts, laughs)

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A group of Southerners strive to live the American dream.

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Director: N/A

Writer: Emily Spivey, Christy Stratton

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Genre: animation, comedy

Year: 2019

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ImdbRating: 5.9

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Released: 29 Sep 2019

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