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Bless the Harts

A group of Southerners strive to live the American dream.

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Mm, mm, mm.
Look at those two, y'all. - Bless the Harts

Mm, mm, mm. Look at those two, y'all.

-JENNY: Ew.
-WAYNE: Yeah. Ew. - Bless the Harts

-JENNY: Ew. -WAYNE: Yeah. Ew.

Ugh. Look at his girlfriend,
Miss Tube-Top Tube-Bottom. - Bless the Harts

Ugh. Look at his girlfriend, Miss Tube-Top Tube-Bottom.

Excuse me, Judge Judy
and Judge Joe Brown, - Bless the Harts

Excuse me, Judge Judy and Judge Joe Brown,

-Our shoes are right here.
-We just came from Fancy Nails, - Bless the Harts

-Our shoes are right here. -We just came from Fancy Nails,

JENNY:
Although, Mother, - Bless the Harts

JENNY: Although, Mother,

You're saying that
while you're elbow deep - Bless the Harts

You're saying that while you're elbow deep

When something is complimentary,
it is actually tacky - Bless the Harts

When something is complimentary, it is actually tacky

Oh, damn. Here comes
that righteous little witch, - Bless the Harts

Oh, damn. Here comes that righteous little witch,

Oh! Hi, Crystalynn. - Bless the Harts

Oh! Hi, Crystalynn.

Betty. Oh, my word,
it is so good to see you. - Bless the Harts

Betty. Oh, my word, it is so good to see you.

Just looking younger and younger
with each passing day. - Bless the Harts

Just looking younger and younger with each passing day.

Thank you.
Isn't it so wonderful - Bless the Harts

Thank you. Isn't it so wonderful

Well, I got to go get my
baby boy-themed party supplies - Bless the Harts

Well, I got to go get my baby boy-themed party supplies

(doors chime) - Bless the Harts

It's a party where phony-butt
hoity-toities stand around - Bless the Harts

It's a party where phony-butt hoity-toities stand aroun...

Oh, Mother.
My favorite thing about you - Bless the Harts

Oh, Mother. My favorite thing about you

(singsongy):
In somebody's blood! - Bless the Harts

(singsongy): In somebody's blood!

-(tires screeching)
-My friggin' pedicure's got
a Gatorade lid stuck to it! - Bless the Harts

-(tires screeching) -My friggin' pedicure's got a ...

She thinks she's playing
the long game, - Bless the Harts

She thinks she's playing the long game,

-Whoo! I'm just gonna
crack a window.
-(evil laughing) - Bless the Harts

-Whoo! I'm just gonna crack a window. -(evil laughing)

(laughing) - Bless the Harts

(laughing) - Bless the Harts

Meemaw was getting busy deep
into her 40s, - Bless the Harts

Meemaw was getting busy deep into her 40s,

-(diners yelling)
-(Tommy laughing) - Bless the Harts

-(diners yelling) -(Tommy laughing)

Nephew Wayne!
(evil laughing) - Bless the Harts

Nephew Wayne! (evil laughing)

-Jenny, throw me that tarp.
-(evil laughing) - Bless the Harts

-Jenny, throw me that tarp. -(evil laughing)

-(grunts)
-(grunts) - Bless the Harts

-(grunts) -(grunts)

He needs to go to church.
And not just any church. - Bless the Harts

He needs to go to church. And not just any church.

And this place really turned me
around-- Stop squirming! - Bless the Harts

And this place really turned me around-- Stop squirming!

(cackling) - Bless the Harts

(dog whimpers) - Bless the Harts

And I don't know why anyone
would call y'all trash twins. - Bless the Harts

And I don't know why anyone would call y'all trash...

When I got you both over here
slathering up - Bless the Harts

When I got you both over here slathering up

Or digging out a panty bite
and then touching - Bless the Harts

Or digging out a panty bite and then touching

They called you what?
(grunts) - Bless the Harts

They called you what? (grunts)

Well, when you're finished
with your little dumpster chat, - Bless the Harts

Well, when you're finished with your little dumpster ch...

He likes me to order - Bless the Harts

He likes me to order

Two! She said two.
How many are twins? Two. - Bless the Harts

Two! She said two. How many are twins? Two.

-It's Louise!
-Oh, cool your jets.
It wasn't Louise. - Bless the Harts

-It's Louise! -Oh, cool your jets. It wasn't Louis...

(heavenly music plays) - Bless the Harts

(heavenly music plays)

Someone drove by me and Mother
in the Mega Lo Mart parking lot - Bless the Harts

Someone drove by me and Mother in the Mega Lo Mart parking l...

-What?! That's ridiculous.
-Right? - Bless the Harts

-What?! That's ridiculous. -Right?

But you had just come
from Fancy Nails, - Bless the Harts

But you had just come from Fancy Nails,

So you were barefoot.
In a Mega Lo Mart. - Bless the Harts

So you were barefoot. In a Mega Lo Mart.

Well, if Betty
wants to retaliate, - Bless the Harts

Well, if Betty wants to retaliate,

You didn't, like,
go into the bathroom - Bless the Harts

You didn't, like, go into the bathroom

-Sorry, what?
-Oh, nothing. (chuckles)
Never mind. - Bless the Harts

-Sorry, what? -Oh, nothing. (chuckles) Never mind.

(quietly): Good gravy,
the floor in there. - Bless the Harts

(quietly): Good gravy, the floor in there.

Maybe I have gotten
a little too casual. - Bless the Harts

Maybe I have gotten a little too casual.

I'm gonna wear more skirt suits
and, and read more - Bless the Harts

I'm gonna wear more skirt suits and, and read more

I'm not trash.
And Mother is not doing - Bless the Harts

I'm not trash. And Mother is not doing

(jazz music playing) - Bless the Harts

(jazz music playing)

Oh, I'm just watching
a documentary about jazz, - Bless the Harts

Oh, I'm just watching a documentary about jazz,

Yes. It's... wonderful.
It's hot, unsweetened tea. - Bless the Harts

Yes. It's... wonderful. It's hot, unsweetened tea.

British insanity. - Bless the Harts

British insanity.

What rhymes with "insanity"? - Bless the Harts

What rhymes with "insanity"?

In-fam-ility.
You know what? (chuckles) - Bless the Harts

In-fam-ility. You know what? (chuckles)

Oh, goody, it has 36 more parts. - Bless the Harts

Oh, goody, it has 36 more parts.

It's a little unsettling,
but at least you're not yelling - Bless the Harts

It's a little unsettling, but at least you're not ...

Told. You. Y'all. - Bless the Harts

Told. You. Y'all.

The mouth that yelled
"trash twins." - Bless the Harts

The mouth that yelled "trash twins."

Whilst... (sighs) whilst... - Bless the Harts

Whilst... (sighs) whilst...

(singsongy): whilst I tear
that holy-rolling frizz noggin - Bless the Harts

(singsongy): whilst I tear that holy-rolling frizz noggin

Crystalynn, you two-faced Judas.
Oh, that just burns me up. - Bless the Harts

Crystalynn, you two-faced Judas. Oh, that just burns me up.

-(gasps) She thinks she is
so much better than us.
-(phone vibrating) - Bless the Harts

-(gasps) She thinks she is so much better than us. -(phone v...

You better hit that baked potato
bar hard and fast, Crystalynn, - Bless the Harts

You better hit that baked potato bar hard and fast, Crystaly...

If we're gonna do this,
I think we should do it classy. - Bless the Harts

If we're gonna do this, I think we should do it classy.

-Garbage water!
-I don't know why in the hell
people drink unsweetened tea. - Bless the Harts

-Garbage water! -I don't know why in the hell people dr...

Reverend Ace,
I want to thank you - Bless the Harts

Reverend Ace, I want to thank you

-(grunts)
-I think he needs guidance,
you know, - Bless the Harts

-(grunts) -I think he needs guidance, you know,

You wouldn't believe it
to look at 'em now, - Bless the Harts

You wouldn't believe it to look at 'em now,

I'll have your Uncle Tommy
spiritually ripped in no time. - Bless the Harts

I'll have your Uncle Tommy spiritually ripped in no tim...

ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen, - Bless the Harts

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,

-*
-(cheering and applause) - Bless the Harts

-* -(cheering and applause)

Even got arrested for putting
a cop in a headlock. - Bless the Harts

Even got arrested for putting a cop in a headlock.

Lucky for me, there was one dude
I couldn't put in a headlock, - Bless the Harts

Lucky for me, there was one dude I couldn't put in a he...

Now, instead of bending the law, - Bless the Harts

Now, instead of bending the law,

(audience gasps) - Bless the Harts

(audience gasps)

-(grunts)
-(gasps) - Bless the Harts

-(grunts) -(gasps)

* Crazy on you * - Bless the Harts

* Crazy on you *

Ugh, your face looks like
lipstick on an old man fist. - Bless the Harts

Ugh, your face looks like lipstick on an old man fist.

Oh, my word,
you look so cute as always. - Bless the Harts

Oh, my word, you look so cute as always.

And also a mirror, corn teeth. - Bless the Harts

And also a mirror, corn teeth.

Do you wear
that Lucifer dog collar - Bless the Harts

Do you wear that Lucifer dog collar

Don't you just love
this Golden Trough buffet? - Bless the Harts

Don't you just love this Golden Trough buffet?

The weirdest thing happened
after we saw you - Bless the Harts

The weirdest thing happened after we saw you

When we exited, some so-and-so
drove by and catcalled us. - Bless the Harts

When we exited, some so-and-so drove by and catcalled us.

That's right, I'm in this, too, - Bless the Harts

That's right, I'm in this, too,

Well, I got to get back
to doing the Lord's work. - Bless the Harts

Well, I got to get back to doing the Lord's work.

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A group of Southerners strive to live the American dream.

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Director: N/A

Writer: Emily Spivey, Christy Stratton

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Genre: animation, comedy

Year: 2019

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ImdbRating: 5.9

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Released: 29 Sep 2019

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