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Bless the Harts

A group of Southerners strive to live the American dream.

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You know, the one food
on this table - Bless the Harts

You know, the one food on this table

Not a phase. Unless caring
about murder is a phase. - Bless the Harts

Not a phase. Unless caring about murder is a phase.

Violet, honey, I watched you
dip a corn dog - Bless the Harts

Violet, honey, I watched you dip a corn dog

-Get out of here, bird!
-[warbling] - Bless the Harts

-Get out of here, bird! -[warbling]

We all know Wayne's
never gonna make dime one - Bless the Harts

We all know Wayne's never gonna make dime one

If Wayne wants to be
an entre-pray-newer-- - Bless the Harts

If Wayne wants to be an entre-pray-newer--

Mmm. Mmm! Y'all,
this barbecue is just, - Bless the Harts

Mmm. Mmm! Y'all, this barbecue is just,

[sighs heavily] - Bless the Harts

[sighs heavily]

"Go ahead and eat me, - Bless the Harts

"Go ahead and eat me,

Wait.
Rick Ocean and the Sandbars? - Bless the Harts

Wait. Rick Ocean and the Sandbars?

Oh, Vi.
Do you know the song - Bless the Harts

Oh, Vi. Do you know the song

Rick Ocean and the Sandbars
are the international kings - Bless the Harts

Rick Ocean and the Sandbars are the international kings

With all their hit songs: - Bless the Harts

With all their hit songs:

I was in a hole so deep,
I thought I'd never get out. - Bless the Harts

I was in a hole so deep, I thought I'd never get out.

For over a decade,
we've been like two ships - Bless the Harts

For over a decade, we've been like two ships

TV ANNOUNCER:
Okay, barbecue fans, - Bless the Harts

TV ANNOUNCER: Okay, barbecue fans,

With the am-bro-ssador
of bro-b-cue, - Bless the Harts

With the am-bro-ssador of bro-b-cue,

[air horn blowing] - Bless the Harts

[air horn blowing]

-...is boss!
-[guitar riff playing] - Bless the Harts

-...is boss! -[guitar riff playing]

Wayne, no offense to Chip,but he just comments on flavors. - Bless the Harts

Wayne, no offense to Chip,but he just comments on flavors.

And-and look what it says
right here: - Bless the Harts

And-and look what it says right here:

You know, my barbecue takes
a lot of preparation, - Bless the Harts

You know, my barbecue takes a lot of preparation,

I saw this documentary
about a guy - Bless the Harts

I saw this documentary about a guy

But, Jenny, if I do enter,
you're gonna have two deaths - Bless the Harts

But, Jenny, if I do enter, you're gonna have two deaths

[sighs] - Bless the Harts

How could you be so sad - Bless the Harts

How could you be so sad

Jenny, do you know the parable
of the footprints in the sand? - Bless the Harts

Jenny, do you know the parable of the footprints in the sand...

Oh, yeah. That Dateline
about that newlywed couple - Bless the Harts

Oh, yeah. That Dateline about that newlywed couple

No, the footprints story
I'm talking about-- - Bless the Harts

No, the footprints story I'm talking about--

Anyway, the one
I'm talking about is the one - Bless the Harts

Anyway, the one I'm talking about is the one

Oh, I get it.
You're saying - Bless the Harts

Oh, I get it. You're saying

No. The story's not - Bless the Harts

No. The story's not

-yeah...
-No... - Bless the Harts

-yeah... -No...

WEBB:
Welcome to the 23rd annual - Bless the Harts

WEBB: Welcome to the 23rd annual

Baby, you got
to lure a man with his senses. - Bless the Harts

Baby, you got to lure a man with his senses.

And Rick Ocean's senses have - Bless the Harts

And Rick Ocean's senses have

Now, why is it that you'rewearing a full leather jumpsuit - Bless the Harts

Now, why is it that you'rewearing a full leather...

It goes effortlessly
from day to night. - Bless the Harts

It goes effortlessly from day to night.

This getup was scientifically
formulated, y'all, - Bless the Harts

This getup was scientifically formulated, y'all,

Wait.
The band is named after him, - Bless the Harts

Wait. The band is named after him,

And his thumb is so calloused, - Bless the Harts

And his thumb is so calloused,

[gasps] - Bless the Harts

Ooh. I haven't eaten in 36 hours - Bless the Harts

Ooh. I haven't eaten in 36 hours

Come on, Wayne.
We got all your supplies. - Bless the Harts

Come on, Wayne. We got all your supplies.

I'm a grown-ass man,
and I don't have to be here. - Bless the Harts

I'm a grown-ass man, and I don't have to be here.

Well, you know, since
we're already signed up, uh, - Bless the Harts

Well, you know, since we're already signed up, uh,

That's probably too much.
Well, that's okay. - Bless the Harts

That's probably too much. Well, that's okay.

And I'll just cut it into cubes,and boil it gray. - Bless the Harts

And I'll just cut it into cubes,and boil it gray.

Jenny, I know that's
reverse psychology, - Bless the Harts

Jenny, I know that's reverse psychology,

I'll take a white zin
on the rocks, - Bless the Harts

I'll take a white zin on the rocks,

Even though I was standing
next to a Porta Potti - Bless the Harts

Even though I was standing next to a Porta Potti

Come on. Let's go back
to my dressing "caban-ya." - Bless the Harts

Come on. Let's go back to my dressing "caban-ya.&q...

-Already?-Petty retaliation is in my DNA. - Bless the Harts

-Already?-Petty retaliation is in my DNA.

Now, stop panicking
'cause Auntie Brenda's - Bless the Harts

Now, stop panicking 'cause Auntie Brenda's

Tart, hot, sour, sweet,
and a million unknowables. - Bless the Harts

Tart, hot, sour, sweet, and a million unknowables.

♪ It's so fun
to carry my boyfriend.♪ - Bless the Harts

♪ It's so fun to carry my boyfriend.♪

[air horn blowing] - Bless the Harts

[air horn blowing]

-[air horn blowing]
-[cheering] - Bless the Harts

-[air horn blowing] -[cheering]

-Ugh, where is he getting
those sound effects?
-[gunfire sound effect plays] - Bless the Harts

-Ugh, where is he getting those sound effects? -[gunfire sou...

♪ I love the beach♪ - Bless the Harts

♪ I love the beach♪

This area is for top-level VIP
entourage only. - Bless the Harts

This area is for top-level VIP entourage only.

I'm with the lead singer, - Bless the Harts

I'm with the lead singer,

Mm, right. I forgot about him - Bless the Harts

Mm, right. I forgot about him

Oh, he just lucked out - Bless the Harts

Oh, he just lucked out

[both whooping] - Bless the Harts

[both whooping]

Good thing I always
come prepared. - Bless the Harts

Good thing I always come prepared.

There's someone special
here tonight, - Bless the Harts

There's someone special here tonight,

[cheering and applause] - Bless the Harts

[cheering and applause]

Now, don't you think
this pretty lady - Bless the Harts

Now, don't you think this pretty lady

What do you say? - Bless the Harts

What do you say?

CRYSTALYNN:
Can you hand that
to Tim Stinson? - Bless the Harts

CRYSTALYNN: Can you hand that to Tim Stinson?

This feels so good.
Toppling the meatriarchy. - Bless the Harts

This feels so good. Toppling the meatriarchy.

Come on, boys,
winner, winner, Brenda dinner. - Bless the Harts

Come on, boys, winner, winner, Brenda dinner.

We got a streak going, babies. - Bless the Harts

We got a streak going, babies.

It's a sweet ride, honey.There's a cooler in the console, - Bless the Harts

It's a sweet ride, honey.There's a cooler in the...

Mm, I do love an ice cold
Tylenol PM. - Bless the Harts

Mm, I do love an ice cold Tylenol PM.

[seabirds screeching] - Bless the Harts

[seabirds screeching]

You worried I can't take care
of you? [chuckles] - Bless the Harts

You worried I can't take care of you? [chuckles]

I have to think about it.
Give me the night. - Bless the Harts

I have to think about it. Give me the night.

-[air horn blowing]
-[cheering] - Bless the Harts

-[air horn blowing] -[cheering]

Nope, still not right. I got tocut the heat that I added - Bless the Harts

Nope, still not right. I got tocut the heat that I added

Wow, that is fun hair. [laughs] - Bless the Harts

Wow, that is fun hair. [laughs]

"Easys" are for Sunday mornings, - Bless the Harts

"Easys" are for Sunday mornings,

[sniffs] Now let's see how itdonkey-kicks my taste-budoodles. - Bless the Harts

[sniffs] Now let's see how itdonkey-kicks my...

[retches] - Bless the Harts

-Why did you make me do this?
-Oh, Wayne, I'm so sorry. - Bless the Harts

-Why did you make me do this? -Oh, Wayne, I'm so sorry.

So, uh, your whole
"footprints in the sand" thing - Bless the Harts

So, uh, your whole "footprints in the sand" thing

So just keep on
walking down that beach. - Bless the Harts

So just keep on walking down that beach.

Yeah, we called it
a "Jericho Sleigh Ride." - Bless the Harts

Yeah, we called it a "Jericho Sleigh Ride."

I wasn't carrying him,
I was pushing him. - Bless the Harts

I wasn't carrying him, I was pushing him.

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A group of Southerners strive to live the American dream.

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Director: N/A

Writer: Emily Spivey, Christy Stratton

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Genre: animation, comedy

Year: 2019

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ImdbRating: 5.9

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Released: 29 Sep 2019

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