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Bless the Harts

A group of Southerners strive to live the American dream.

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Okay, y'all, we got
a fried flounder - Bless the Harts

Okay, y'all, we got a fried flounder

Oh, hey,
I hate to be a bother, - Bless the Harts

Oh, hey, I hate to be a bother,

I do apologize for that
on behalf of Jenny. - Bless the Harts

I do apologize for that on behalf of Jenny.

I'm sure whatever weird bangle - Bless the Harts

I'm sure whatever weird bangle

(scratching) - Bless the Harts

You know...
* Ay-ay-ay. * - Bless the Harts

You know... * Ay-ay-ay. *

Well, sure, in estrus,
but that still doesn't explain - Bless the Harts

Well, sure, in estrus, but that still doesn't explain

(gasping) - Bless the Harts

Whoo-hoo!
That was a stunt, babies. - Bless the Harts

Whoo-hoo! That was a stunt, babies.

I've been living
in your ceiling for 30 days, - Bless the Harts

I've been living in your ceiling for 30 days,

Behold, Greenpoint's local
Mind Freak. - Bless the Harts

Behold, Greenpoint's local Mind Freak.

(laughs) - Bless the Harts

We just have some silly, - Bless the Harts

We just have some silly,

Well, no. Just some little ole
issues from the '70s - Bless the Harts

Well, no. Just some little ole issues from the '70s

Anyhoo, it looks like you two
got surprise days off. - Bless the Harts

Anyhoo, it looks like you two got surprise days off.

The second he moved up there,
I thought, - Bless the Harts

The second he moved up there, I thought,

-Wait, didn't you live twice?
-Jenny, don't overthink it. - Bless the Harts

-Wait, didn't you live twice? -Jenny, don't overth...

-Guess not.
-(audience exclaims) - Bless the Harts

-Guess not. -(audience exclaims)

There he goes.
(laughing) - Bless the Harts

There he goes. (laughing)

-Sell our hair?
-Oh, Leonard was telling me - Bless the Harts

-Sell our hair? -Oh, Leonard was telling me

Find those memories
through all that darkness - Bless the Harts

Find those memories through all that darkness

-*
-(cheering) - Bless the Harts

God sure as hell blessed me
with the ability - Bless the Harts

God sure as hell blessed me with the ability

I'll go in there and listen - Bless the Harts

I'll go in there and listen

Let me tell you something: - Bless the Harts

Let me tell you something:

And if you think
you can just dance in there - Bless the Harts

And if you think you can just dance in there

Yes, if you play it just right,
you're in tall cotton, - Bless the Harts

Yes, if you play it just right, you're in tall cotton,

I normally work alone, but I
might could take on a student. - Bless the Harts

I normally work alone, but I might could take on a student.

Pass on my secrets
so you can provide my daughter - Bless the Harts

Pass on my secrets so you can provide my daughter

* A three-hour presentation * - Bless the Harts

* A three-hour presentation *

(laughs) - Bless the Harts

"PuttThroat Island"?
"South Putt-Cific." - Bless the Harts

"PuttThroat Island"? "South Putt-Cific."

Oh, my Lord,
a mini-golf tournament? - Bless the Harts

Oh, my Lord, a mini-golf tournament?

(whooping) - Bless the Harts

They get you hyped up,
and before you know it, - Bless the Harts

They get you hyped up, and before you know it,

Now just train your eyes
on that beautiful view - Bless the Harts

Now just train your eyes on that beautiful view

Focus on the view, - Bless the Harts

Focus on the view,

-Yeah.
-(Wayne gulps) - Bless the Harts

-Yeah. -(Wayne gulps)

-Isn't this place magic?
-* Y'all ready for this? * - Bless the Harts

-Isn't this place magic? -* Y'all ready for this? ...

Just remember,
the real magic trick - Bless the Harts

Just remember, the real magic trick

I... Oh, my God!
Is he swallowing that balloon? - Bless the Harts

I... Oh, my God! Is he swallowing that balloon?

I'm not even remotely curious - Bless the Harts

I'm not even remotely curious

The giants of this sport
are all here - Bless the Harts

The giants of this sport are all here

Will this be the year
an unknown upends the sport? - Bless the Harts

Will this be the year an unknown upends the sport?

Well, well, well,
this little lady must be lost. - Bless the Harts

Well, well, well, this little lady must be lost.

This is a golf tournament, - Bless the Harts

This is a golf tournament,

Oh, my God. There's seriously
sexism in a sport - Bless the Harts

Oh, my God. There's seriously sexism in a sport

No offense, but when females
play mini golf, they lose focus. - Bless the Harts

No offense, but when females play mini golf, they lose focus...

You know,
they get all up in their heads - Bless the Harts

You know, they get all up in their heads

Just put me down
for a hole in one - Bless the Harts

Just put me down for a hole in one

Now the time has come
to talk about something serious. - Bless the Harts

Now the time has come to talk about something serious.

He's gonna yank so hard
at your heartstrings, - Bless the Harts

He's gonna yank so hard at your heartstrings,

Family. Heart. Emotion. - Bless the Harts

Family. Heart. Emotion.

But what do you think you spend
on coffee every week? - Bless the Harts

But what do you think you spend on coffee every week?

-$500, $600?
-ALL: Uh-huh. - Bless the Harts

-$500, $600? -ALL: Uh-huh.

Now, what if you could take
that coffee money - Bless the Harts

Now, what if you could take that coffee money

Because for the price
of just 21 coffees a day, - Bless the Harts

Because for the price of just 21 coffees a day,

("Werewolves of London"
by Warren Zevon playing) - Bless the Harts

("Werewolves of London" by Warren Zevon playing)

(crowd gasps) - Bless the Harts

-You're gonna win that $800.
-Violet, remember these? - Bless the Harts

-You're gonna win that $800. -Violet, remember these?

Please let me get us
matching necklaces - Bless the Harts

Please let me get us matching necklaces

"You're one in a million." - Bless the Harts

"You're one in a million."

Little lady's trying on jewelry, - Bless the Harts

Little lady's trying on jewelry,

I don't want all the female
stomping and crying - Bless the Harts

I don't want all the female stomping and crying

Just gonna finish buying
our jewelry - Bless the Harts

Just gonna finish buying our jewelry

Oh, they're three dollars each - Bless the Harts

Oh, they're three dollars each

Gentlemen, - Bless the Harts

"The Invinci B-hole." - Bless the Harts

"The Invinci B-hole."

-CROWD: Huh?
-MAN: A straight line? - Bless the Harts

-CROWD: Huh? -MAN: A straight line?

On this hole, you must face - Bless the Harts

On this hole, you must face

-* $800 *
-* I'm gonna do a kick
in the air * - Bless the Harts

-* $800 * -* I'm gonna do a kick in the air *

Betty, we've been in here
for so long, - Bless the Harts

Betty, we've been in here for so long,

We've only got ten more minutes,
and we have beaten this guy. - Bless the Harts

We've only got ten more minutes, and we have beaten thi...

Hey, tell you what.
I'm not supposed to do this, - Bless the Harts

Hey, tell you what. I'm not supposed to do this,

I can handle
a little victory wine. - Bless the Harts

I can handle a little victory wine.

(slurping) - Bless the Harts

Boy, there is so much pressure
on this b'hole. - Bless the Harts

Boy, there is so much pressure on this b'hole.

(crowd murmurs, cheering) - Bless the Harts

(crowd murmurs, cheering)

Next up, Jenny Hart. - Bless the Harts

Next up, Jenny Hart.

(crowd murmurs, groans) - Bless the Harts

(crowd murmurs, groans)

(exhales)
Okay, just shake it out, Jenny. - Bless the Harts

(exhales) Okay, just shake it out, Jenny.

-(crowd groans)
-(gasps) - Bless the Harts

-(crowd groans) -(gasps)

Okay. I'm just gonna
ease up to it. - Bless the Harts

Okay. I'm just gonna ease up to it.

(crowd repeatedly groaning) - Bless the Harts

(crowd repeatedly groaning)

Where would you rather read,
here in a pool cabana, - Bless the Harts

Where would you rather read, here in a pool cabana,

(sighs)
Okay, well, listen, - Bless the Harts

(sighs) Okay, well, listen,

Yeah. You know what, I think
I will take a victory pee. - Bless the Harts

Yeah. You know what, I think I will take a victory pee.

That bastard! He wasn't trying
to get me buzzed-- - Bless the Harts

That bastard! He wasn't trying to get me buzzed--

Did you also know
that I'm a veteran? - Bless the Harts

Did you also know that I'm a veteran?

* 'Cause I'm proud to be
an American * - Bless the Harts

* 'Cause I'm proud to be an American *

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A group of Southerners strive to live the American dream.

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Director: N/A

Writer: Emily Spivey, Christy Stratton

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Genre: animation, comedy

Year: 2019

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ImdbRating: 5.9

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Released: 29 Sep 2019

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