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Bless the Harts

A group of Southerners strive to live the American dream.

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She's got some crazy idea - Bless the Harts

She's got some crazy idea

Oh, Violet and her beautiful,
wild imagination. - Bless the Harts

Oh, Violet and her beautiful, wild imagination.

She thinks we should
just sit around - Bless the Harts

She thinks we should just sit around

I know, right?
Violet doesn't get - Bless the Harts

I know, right? Violet doesn't get

No one thinks about their graceuntil the last minute, - Bless the Harts

No one thinks about their graceuntil the last minute,

It's like spiritual tax day,
and I'm the only accountant. - Bless the Harts

It's like spiritual tax day, and I'm the only acco...

Not to mention the fact
that everyone starts with, - Bless the Harts

Not to mention the fact that everyone starts with,

[sniffs] - Bless the Harts

[Wayne clears throat] - Bless the Harts

[Wayne clears throat]

Oh, Lord,
just let me have a taste - Bless the Harts

Oh, Lord, just let me have a taste

See you never, Jean Naté
After-Bath Splash - Bless the Harts

See you never, Jean Naté After-Bath Splash

Dear Heavenly Father...
[inhales] - Bless the Harts

Dear Heavenly Father... [inhales]

And, Lord, please bless our
loved ones who have passed on. - Bless the Harts

And, Lord, please bless our loved ones who have passed on.

George Michaels,
Jim Varney, aka "Hey, Vern." - Bless the Harts

George Michaels, Jim Varney, aka "Hey, Vern."

Oh, Mork from Ork. Sears, - Bless the Harts

Oh, Mork from Ork. Sears,

-Amen. Say amen.
-Plus, bless our troops. - Bless the Harts

-Amen. Say amen. -Plus, bless our troops.

And please, please, - Bless the Harts

And please, please,

[zapping] - Bless the Harts

That microwave
is gonna turn us all - Bless the Harts

That microwave is gonna turn us all

[sighs]
Remember the Thanksgiving - Bless the Harts

[sighs] Remember the Thanksgiving

-Black Friday, ten years ago.
-Yeah. - Bless the Harts

-Black Friday, ten years ago. -Yeah.

Unbelievable. This family
has worshipped Black Friday - Bless the Harts

Unbelievable. This family has worshipped Black Friday

Oh, hush. It's actually
a really beautiful story. - Bless the Harts

Oh, hush. It's actually a really beautiful story.

[inhales deeply] Violet,
you were just a toddler... - Bless the Harts

[inhales deeply] Violet, you were just a toddler...

-BETTY: Bless Britney
and Kevin Fenderleen,
-Mm. Mm. - Bless the Harts

-BETTY: Bless Britney and Kevin Fenderleen, -Mm. Mm.

Bless the troops, - Bless the Harts

Bless the troops,

Thank you, Lord,
for Randy Quaid's - Bless the Harts

Thank you, Lord, for Randy Quaid's

Boy, is he on a hot streak
that just will not end. - Bless the Harts

Boy, is he on a hot streak that just will not end.

Haven't gotten there yet.
I'm still tunneling through - Bless the Harts

Haven't gotten there yet. I'm still tunneling thro...

Gonna have to suck it out
like an astronaut. [slurping] - Bless the Harts

Gonna have to suck it out like an astronaut. [slurping]

-BETTY: Ooh.
-JENNY: It's even got
a carousel. - Bless the Harts

-BETTY: Ooh. -JENNY: It's even got a carousel.

Jenny! What item are you ready
to die for tonight? - Bless the Harts

Jenny! What item are you ready to die for tonight?

I cannot wait to knock
some noggins together. - Bless the Harts

I cannot wait to knock some noggins together.

My dream is that it gets
so crazy in there - Bless the Harts

My dream is that it gets so crazy in there

-He's about to cut.
-Mona? Mona? - Bless the Harts

-He's about to cut. -Mona? Mona?

-No cutting. [grunts]
-Mona? [grunts] - Bless the Harts

-No cutting. [grunts] -Mona? [grunts]

JENNY:
We're gonna bypass electronics - Bless the Harts

JENNY: We're gonna bypass electronics

So, we're gonna take
the northern route - Bless the Harts

So, we're gonna take the northern route

-I taught you well.
-And then it's just - Bless the Harts

-I taught you well. -And then it's just

-Up high, Violet.
-[snoring] - Bless the Harts

-Up high, Violet. -[snoring]

[beeping] - Bless the Harts

[shouting continues] - Bless the Harts

[shouting continues]

Oh, corporate butts.
[grunts] - Bless the Harts

Oh, corporate butts. [grunts]

Or is it capitalism
at its best? - Bless the Harts

Or is it capitalism at its best?

-[yelling]
-[crazed laughing] - Bless the Harts

-[yelling] -[crazed laughing]

But it looks like you're
mistakenly clutching something - Bless the Harts

But it looks like you're mistakenly clutching something

Betty, our Lord and Savior
really did bless you - Bless the Harts

Betty, our Lord and Savior really did bless you

And I don't have time
not to be with my UGG-ugs. - Bless the Harts

And I don't have time not to be with my UGG-ugs.

Now please get your dirty,
sooty racoon paws - Bless the Harts

Now please get your dirty, sooty racoon paws

-They're my UGG-ugs, you ho-bag!-So tacky. Stop pulling - Bless the Harts

-They're my UGG-ugs, you ho-bag!-So tacky. Stop pulling

Oh, Hades, no. - Bless the Harts

[screaming in distance] - Bless the Harts

[screaming in distance]

Oh, yeah.
Mother bought her CRX - Bless the Harts

Oh, yeah. Mother bought her CRX

Daniel wants me to buy
some intimates - Bless the Harts

Daniel wants me to buy some intimates

[moaning] - Bless the Harts

'Cause I'm gonna find you, - Bless the Harts

'Cause I'm gonna find you,

Help! I'm pinned - Bless the Harts

Help! I'm pinned

So you lost me
in a Super Mega-Lo-Mart - Bless the Harts

So you lost me in a Super Mega-Lo-Mart

I was beside myself, - Bless the Harts

I was beside myself,

Help me. That woman's hoarding
all the UGG-ugs! - Bless the Harts

Help me. That woman's hoarding all the UGG-ugs!

Get away, you animals.
I'm on break! - Bless the Harts

Get away, you animals. I'm on break!

Crystalynn, I don't
care for you at all. - Bless the Harts

Crystalynn, I don't care for you at all.

Extreme situations
call for extreme measures. - Bless the Harts

Extreme situations call for extreme measures.

-[yelling]
-[crazed laughing] - Bless the Harts

-[yelling] -[crazed laughing]

This is Mega-Lo-Mart.
The whole store isthe back. - Bless the Harts

This is Mega-Lo-Mart. The whole store isthe back.

I think there's a floor model
on the border - Bless the Harts

I think there's a floor model on the border

It's the clearance section.
It's basically lawless. - Bless the Harts

It's the clearance section. It's basically lawless...

Some real good guys,
they didn't make it out. - Bless the Harts

Some real good guys, they didn't make it out.

-Cause a distraction.
-Cause a distraction. Yes. - Bless the Harts

-Cause a distraction. -Cause a distraction. Yes.

Wow. Thank you.
What's your name? - Bless the Harts

Wow. Thank you. What's your name?

-[yelling]
-[glass breaking] - Bless the Harts

-[yelling] -[glass breaking]

On it, doggone it.
But I do think - Bless the Harts

On it, doggone it. But I do think

It's either gonna be a forensiccrime scene cleanup business - Bless the Harts

It's either gonna be a forensiccrime scene cleanup...

[thuds] - Bless the Harts

-And you are...
-[blows raspberry] - Bless the Harts

-And you are... -[blows raspberry]

The formula specifically calls
for three men and a baby. - Bless the Harts

The formula specifically calls for three men and a baby.

BETTY:Oh, of course she's heading overto the soft pretzels. - Bless the Harts

BETTY:Oh, of course she's heading overto the soft...

This is not very
Christian of me, - Bless the Harts

This is not very Christian of me,

Come watch my cart while
I get some jalapeño dip - Bless the Harts

Come watch my cart while I get some jalapeño dip

Lord, forgive me, but you know
everyone's thinking it. - Bless the Harts

Lord, forgive me, but you know everyone's thinking it.

[crazed laughing] - Bless the Harts

[crazed laughing]

Aah! Oh, Jenny, it's just
a Halloween decoration. - Bless the Harts

Aah! Oh, Jenny, it's just a Halloween decoration.

[hissing] - Bless the Harts

[all clamoring] - Bless the Harts

[all clamoring]

Eat fire cart, you animals! - Bless the Harts

Eat fire cart, you animals!

Oh, my Lord.
Brenda, I almost got my... - Bless the Harts

Oh, my Lord. Brenda, I almost got my...

Oh, don't be worried for me;
be scared for them. - Bless the Harts

Oh, don't be worried for me; be scared for them.

Brenda attack!Who's ready for more, turkeys?! - Bless the Harts

Brenda attack!Who's ready for more, turkeys?!

[Brenda shouting] - Bless the Harts

[Brenda shouting]

Another stray kid?
Put her in the pen. - Bless the Harts

Another stray kid? Put her in the pen.

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A group of Southerners strive to live the American dream.

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Director: N/A

Writer: Emily Spivey, Christy Stratton

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Genre: animation, comedy

Year: 2019

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ImdbRating: 5.9

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Released: 29 Sep 2019

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