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Bless the Harts

A group of Southerners strive to live the American dream.

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That's right, MayKay,
there might be - Bless the Harts

That's right, MayKay, there might be

With the chance of that being - Bless the Harts

With the chance of that being

Keep us posted, Big,
because as you know, - Bless the Harts

Keep us posted, Big, because as you know,

So get to the grocery store
immediately - Bless the Harts

So get to the grocery store immediately

Otherwise you'll freeze
to death and starve, Big. - Bless the Harts

Otherwise you'll freeze to death and starve, Big.

Next, be on the lookout
for signs of frostbite... - Bless the Harts

Next, be on the lookout for signs of frostbite...

-[MayKay continues moaning]-...whiteouts, and when driving, - Bless the Harts

-[MayKay continues moaning]-...whiteouts, and when driving,

I don't want you
making Violet feel bad - Bless the Harts

I don't want you making Violet feel bad

Well, you can try
and wrap your hugs - Bless the Harts

Well, you can try and wrap your hugs

Well, Louise has been hinting - Bless the Harts

Well, Louise has been hinting

Brookstone's, Belk's, - Bless the Harts

Brookstone's, Belk's,

Just like when my mesh broke, - Bless the Harts

Just like when my mesh broke,

"You are cordially invited to
Daniel and Louise Culp's - Bless the Harts

"You are cordially invited to Daniel and Louise Culp�...

Santa's Coming Party,
exclamation point"? - Bless the Harts

Santa's Coming Party, exclamation point"?

Oh, Daniel couldn't make
the photo shoot because he had - Bless the Harts

Oh, Daniel couldn't make the photo shoot because he had

Well, Louise, the Hart Family
has a pretty big blowout - Bless the Harts

Well, Louise, the Hart Family has a pretty big blowout

♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.♪ - Bless the Harts

♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.♪

Little hack for that--
just think what year it is, - Bless the Harts

Little hack for that-- just think what year it is,

Well, I was hoping to just do,
you know, a simple Christmas - Bless the Harts

Well, I was hoping to just do, you know, a simple Christmas

Sounds like you've already
got something in your - Bless the Harts

Sounds like you've already got something in your

It's just that Louise's
Christmas is gonna be - Bless the Harts

It's just that Louise's Christmas is gonna be

Swooping in on my birthday, - Bless the Harts

Swooping in on my birthday,

Biology-- selling blood,
stealing kidneys? - Bless the Harts

Biology-- selling blood, stealing kidneys?

-Gram? Gram!
-[screams] - Bless the Harts

-Gram? Gram! -[screams]

No, I am not okay!
I can't do another - Bless the Harts

No, I am not okay! I can't do another

Our Christmas
is gonna be great as soon - Bless the Harts

Our Christmas is gonna be great as soon

[groans]Is this gonna be a Sunday School - Bless the Harts

[groans]Is this gonna be a Sunday School

Big, shelves have been
picked bare, - Bless the Harts

Big, shelves have been picked bare,

The milk is completely gone, - Bless the Harts

The milk is completely gone,

My doctor's been telling me
to eat that for years, - Bless the Harts

My doctor's been telling me to eat that for years,

JENNY [sighs]:
Thanks again for coming - Bless the Harts

JENNY [sighs]: Thanks again for coming

WAYNE:
What?! I bet you can - Bless the Harts

WAYNE: What?! I bet you can

I mean, I guess it's cute - Bless the Harts

I mean, I guess it's cute

Doo, doo-doo-doo.Welcome to the East Pole, y'all, - Bless the Harts

Doo, doo-doo-doo.Welcome to the East Pole, y'all,

Daniel, y'all,
where is your elf hat? - Bless the Harts

Daniel, y'all, where is your elf hat?

He has this elf hat I bought himthat he just loves. - Bless the Harts

He has this elf hat I bought himthat he just loves.

We have a very special celebrityguest coming tonight. - Bless the Harts

We have a very special celebrityguest coming tonight.

Greenpoint Community Theater's
own Ian David Cole? - Bless the Harts

Greenpoint Community Theater's own Ian David Cole?

After he does
his annual recitation - Bless the Harts

After he does his annual recitation

No. That delicious cheeseball - Bless the Harts

No. That delicious cheeseball

-Now let's go.
-[all groaning] - Bless the Harts

-Now let's go. -[all groaning]

[tires screeching] - Bless the Harts

[tires screeching]

[all screaming] - Bless the Harts

[all screaming]

[train whistle toots] - Bless the Harts

[train whistle toots]

Well, it looks like
the dream of a white Christmas - Bless the Harts

Well, it looks like the dream of a white Christmas

This is the scene right now
on Elmwood Avenue. MayKay? - Bless the Harts

This is the scene right now on Elmwood Avenue. MayKay?

Thanks, Big.
Well, we are standing here - Bless the Harts

Thanks, Big. Well, we are standing here

Now, Mayor, I'm told
there is a salt truck - Bless the Harts

Now, Mayor, I'm told there is a salt truck

There was just a Hispanic
outgoing message, - Bless the Harts

There was just a Hispanic outgoing message,

No, MayKay, I don't know
other salt truck companies. - Bless the Harts

No, MayKay, I don't know other salt truck companies.

You think when you become mayor,they just give you - Bless the Harts

You think when you become mayor,they just give you

It's so perfect.
We're snowed in. - Bless the Harts

It's so perfect. We're snowed in.

Now, before you panic,we do have both bread and milk. - Bless the Harts

Now, before you panic,we do have both bread and milk.

Everyone, just grab your partnerand get Christmas cozy. - Bless the Harts

Everyone, just grab your partnerand get Christmas cozy.

Part of me feels sorry for her, - Bless the Harts

Part of me feels sorry for her,

Good thing the human body's got
two livers, - Bless the Harts

Good thing the human body's got two livers,

Hold on, do you have
a loose meatball - Bless the Harts

Hold on, do you have a loose meatball

Oh, I got a baker's dozen loosemeatballs in my pocketbook. - Bless the Harts

Oh, I got a baker's dozen loosemeatballs in my...

You got your meats,
then you got your crudités, - Bless the Harts

You got your meats, then you got your crudités,

Well, look, if we're gonna be
stuck at this party, - Bless the Harts

Well, look, if we're gonna be stuck at this party,

[chuckles]
If we find some Louise dirt, - Bless the Harts

[chuckles] If we find some Louise dirt,

There's a doody in your dryer." - Bless the Harts

There's a doody in your dryer."

[scoffs] I know. I was just
kidding about anger-pooping. - Bless the Harts

[scoffs] I know. I was just kidding about anger-pooping.

"Oh, no. Aliens." - Bless the Harts

"Oh, no. Aliens."

I love my limbs. Not my limbs." - Bless the Harts

I love my limbs. Not my limbs."

I'm afraid Ian David Cole
was not able to make it - Bless the Harts

I'm afraid Ian David Cole was not able to make it

-Or was I?
-[guests gasping] - Bless the Harts

-Or was I? -[guests gasping]

Life is a stage,
and the stage is my life. - Bless the Harts

Life is a stage, and the stage is my life.

Friggin' theater's
Ian David Cole. - Bless the Harts

Friggin' theater's Ian David Cole.

Vase, crystal, - Bless the Harts

[sniffing] - Bless the Harts

[indistinct chatter] - Bless the Harts

[indistinct chatter]

[laughter] - Bless the Harts

Okay, now what's the difference - Bless the Harts

Okay, now what's the difference

[laughter] - Bless the Harts

-This bitch.
-A mahogany box - Bless the Harts

-This bitch. -A mahogany box

I loved your musical version - Bless the Harts

I loved your musical version

Oh, yeah, it's Wayne,
with an "N." [chuckles] - Bless the Harts

Oh, yeah, it's Wayne, with an "N." [chuckles]

That will be your stage name
when you join me onstage. - Bless the Harts

That will be your stage name when you join me onstage.

You have a real presence.
I can feel it. - Bless the Harts

You have a real presence. I can feel it.

Oh, no. I-I love watching
theater, but I can't do it. - Bless the Harts

Oh, no. I-I love watching theater, but I can't do it.

I'm sure you were wonderful. - Bless the Harts

I'm sure you were wonderful.

No. I mean
I really dookied the bed. - Bless the Harts

No. I mean I really dookied the bed.

Oh, Smee,
what a rogue and peasant... - Bless the Harts

Oh, Smee, what a rogue and peasant...

I got so nervous trying
to remember all those lines. - Bless the Harts

I got so nervous trying to remember all those lines.

You remember the lyrics toyour favorite songs, don't you? - Bless the Harts

You remember the lyrics toyour favorite songs, don't...

♪ Love in an elevator.♪ - Bless the Harts

♪ Love in an elevator.♪

I have no idea
how I'm winning all these-- - Bless the Harts

I have no idea how I'm winning all these--

Ooh, I can't wait to see
how many trillions of dollars - Bless the Harts

Ooh, I can't wait to see how many trillions of dollars

[sobbing, sniffling] - Bless the Harts

[sobbing, sniffling]

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A group of Southerners strive to live the American dream.

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Director: N/A

Writer: Emily Spivey, Christy Stratton

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Genre: animation, comedy

Year: 2019

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ImdbRating: 5.9

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Released: 29 Sep 2019

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