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Bless the Harts

If I can't get them to lay eggs,I'm gonna break them, so I can ride themand train them to...

If I can't get them to lay eggs,
I'm gonna break them, so I can ride them
and train them to do tricks

Full Transcript

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If I can't get them to lay eggs, I'm gonna break them,
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so I can ride them and train them to do tricks.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:37
Uploaded
Jun 15, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
animation, comedy

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Movie Summary

A group of Southerners strive to live the American dream.
S01 • E08 -Cause a distraction. -Cause a distraction. Yes. - Bless the Harts 00:04
-Cause a distraction. -Cause a distraction. Yes.
S01 • E05 Now, instead of bending the law, - Bless the Harts 00:06
Now, instead of bending the law,
S01 • E09 Good thing the human body's got two livers, - Bless the Harts 00:05
Good thing the human body's got two livers,
S01 • E08 Wow. Thank you. What's your name? - Bless the Harts 00:04
Wow. Thank you. What's your name?
S01 • E02 Did you know there's a guy in Myrtle Beach - Bless the Harts 00:05
Did you know there's a guy in Myrtle Beach
S01 • E04 Now, let's get down to business - Bless the Harts 00:06
Now, let's get down to business
S01 • E07 ("Werewolves of London" by Warren Zevon playing) - Bless the Harts 00:11
("Werewolves of London" by Warren Zevon playing)
S01 • E03 -No, please. Not tonight. -[crowd shouting] - Bless the Harts 00:06
-No, please. Not tonight. -[crowd shouting]
S01 • E10 In your interview, your eyebrow was flopping around - Bless the Harts 00:05
In your interview, your eyebrow was flopping around
S01 • E05 (audience gasps) - Bless the Harts 00:16
(audience gasps)
S01 • E01 * Got to get my hands, I got to get my hands * - Bless the Harts 00:30
* Got to get my hands, I got to get my hands *
S01 • E04 We can't spread Daddy's ashes on this solid gold dud-fest. - Bless the Harts 00:04
We can't spread Daddy's ashes on this solid gold d...
S01 • E09 Hold on, do you have a loose meatball - Bless the Harts 00:04
Hold on, do you have a loose meatball
S01 • E04 All eternity on a mantel is more fun than this party. - Bless the Harts 00:04
All eternity on a mantel is more fun than this party.
S01 • E09 Oh, I got a baker's dozen loosemeatballs in my pocketbook. - Bless the Harts 00:06
Oh, I got a baker's dozen loosemeatballs in my...
S01 • E08 -[yelling] -[glass breaking] - Bless the Harts 00:05
-[yelling] -[glass breaking]
S01 • E10 -(shouts) -You got it - Bless the Harts 00:04
-(shouts) -You got it
S01 • E06 This area is for top-level VIP entourage only. - Bless the Harts 00:05
This area is for top-level VIP entourage only.
S01 • E04 -Come on, let's get out of here. -Hang on. I think I know - Bless the Harts 00:09
-Come on, let's get out of here. -Hang on. I think I kn...
S01 • E09 You got your meats, then you got your crudités, - Bless the Harts 00:07
You got your meats, then you got your crudités,