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Oh, I forgot about the flame. It is still burning. That fire catches some of that alcohol
and ignites. And now that flame's rolling,
rolling, rolling and... They are ablaze. Whoosh! Inferno, motherfucker! Portlandia's on the ground,
going up in flames. And my ass is just standing there.
I'm just like, "Shit. Look out." It's like Michael B. Jordan on fire
and Chris Evans on fire. And you'd think the fight would be over,
but, nah, this dude has lost it. His fucking friend is like Michael Flatley
in the Lord of the Dance all over this motherfucker's face
while he cooks. And he's like,
"Welcome to Oakland, bitch." He's bleeding, he's cooking,
these dudes is pounding on him. Peoples is screaming
and ignites. And now that flame's rolling,
rolling, rolling and... They are ablaze. Whoosh! Inferno, motherfucker! Portlandia's on the ground,
going up in flames. And my ass is just standing there.
I'm just like, "Shit. Look out." It's like Michael B. Jordan on fire
and Chris Evans on fire. And you'd think the fight would be over,
but, nah, this dude has lost it. His fucking friend is like Michael Flatley
in the Lord of the Dance all over this motherfucker's face
while he cooks. And he's like,
"Welcome to Oakland, bitch." He's bleeding, he's cooking,
these dudes is pounding on him. Peoples is screaming
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Oh, I forgot about the flame.
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It is still burning.
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That fire catches some of that alcohol
and ignites.
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And now that flame's rolling,
rolling, rolling and...
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They are ablaze. Whoosh!
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Inferno, motherfucker!
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Portlandia's on the ground,
going up in flames.
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And my ass is just standing there.
I'm just like, "Shit. Look out."
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It's like Michael B. Jordan on fire
and Chris Evans on fire.
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And you'd think the fight would be over,
but, nah, this dude has lost it.
00:00:37.998 --> 00:00:40.012
His fucking friend is like Michael Flatley
in the Lord of the Dance
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all over this motherfucker's face
while he cooks.
00:00:43.999 --> 00:00:45.691
And he's like,
"Welcome to Oakland, bitch."
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He's bleeding, he's cooking,
these dudes is pounding on him.
00:00:49.048 --> 00:00:51.999
Peoples is screaming.
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Movie Summary
While on probation, a man begins to re-evaluate his relationship with his volatile best friend.