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"Blockers" quotes

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Three parents try to stop their daughters from losing their virginity on prom night.

Director: Kay Cannon
Writer: Brian Kehoe, Jim Kehoe
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2018
MetaScore: 69/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: $60,311,495
Released: 06 Apr 2018
Awards: 1 win & 6 nominations
I'm tripping so hard - Blockers 00:24 I'm tripping so hard Penises are not for looking at - Blockers 00:05 Penises are not for looking at And I know what it's like to be ostracized by society - Blockers 00:12 And I know what it's like to be ostracized by society Let's cock block those motherfuckers - Blockers 00:04 Let's cock block those motherfuckers Ooh ooh I love puzzles Just saw Inferno - Blockers 00:04 Ooh ooh I love puzzles Just saw Inferno Those are your daughter's - Blockers 00:03 Those are your daughter's I just want to let you know - Blockers 00:28 I just want to let you know 'Cause this is not a big deal - Blockers 00:09 'Cause this is not a big deal What would Vin Diesel do - Blockers 00:09 What would Vin Diesel do That's not great - Blockers 00:17 That's not great I'm having soup - Blockers 00:08 I'm having soup Who have shamed my daughter into losing her virginity to the wrong sex - Blockers 00:07 Who have shamed my daughter into losing her virginity to the... In times of crisis - Blockers 00:08 In times of crisis But absolutely perfect - Blockers 00:09 But absolutely perfect You guys so much went down tonight - Blockers 00:14 You guys so much went down tonight You sure you wanna do this - Blockers 00:09 You sure you wanna do this 20 , 30 grand. In small bills, cash. - Blockers 20 , 30 grand. In small bills, cash. A little worried
about this Sollozzo fellow. - Blockers A little worried about this Sollozzo fellow. (ALL SINGING) - Blockers (ALL SINGING) (BELL RINGING) - Blockers (BELL RINGING) (BELL TOLLING) - Blockers (BELL TOLLING) (CAR DOOR OPENING) - Blockers (CAR DOOR OPENING) (CHOKING) - Blockers (CHOKING) CLEMENZA: Hey, Mike! Hey, Mikey! - Blockers CLEMENZA: Hey, Mike! Hey, Mikey! Did he tell you to drop the gun
right away? - Blockers Did he tell you to drop the gun right away? Don Corleone,  honored and
grateful that you have invited me. - Blockers Don Corleone, honored and grateful that you have invited me... -Fredo,  going to buy some fruit.
-Okay, Pop. - Blockers -Fredo, going to buy some fruit. -Okay, Pop. Get rid of these. Come here. - Blockers Get rid of these. Come here. Give this to Clemenza. - Blockers Give this to Clemenza. Go back to New Hampshire,
and I'll call you at your parents' house. - Blockers Go back to New Hampshire, and I'll call you at your par... Go on, Carlo, you too. - Blockers Go on, Carlo, you too. Going to have a couple of our people
come over to the house. - Blockers Going to have a couple of our people come over to the house. Going to Jersey? - Blockers Going to Jersey? - going to speak Italian to Mikey.
-Go ahead. - Blockers - going to speak Italian to Mikey. -Go ahead. -Have to go back to work.
-Tom. - Blockers -Have to go back to work. -Tom. He came all the way from California.
I told you he'd come! - Blockers He came all the way from California. I told you he'd co... He's clean. - Blockers He's clean. He's still alive. - Blockers He's still alive. Hey, hey, take me to the America, G. I. ! - Blockers Hey, hey, take me to the America, G. I. ! Hey, Michael! - Blockers Hey, Michael! Hey, Paulie! Let me have some wine. - Blockers Hey, Paulie! Let me have some wine. How long do you think it will be
before I can come back? - Blockers How long do you think it will be before I can come back? -How's the food in this restaurant?
-Try the veal. It's the best in the city. - Blockers -How's the food in this restaurant? -Try the veal. It&#... I don't like violence, Tom.
a businessman. - Blockers I don't like violence, Tom. a businessman. I got something for your mother
and for Sonny - Blockers I got something for your mother and for Sonny I guess  getting too old for my job.
Too grouchy. - Blockers I guess getting too old for my job. Too grouchy. I have a sentimental weakness
for my children, and I spoil them. - Blockers I have a sentimental weakness for my children, and I spoil t... -I have to go.
-Can I go with you? - Blockers -I have to go. -Can I go with you? I have to go to the bathroom.
Is it all right? - Blockers I have to go to the bathroom. Is it all right? I love you, Grandpa. - Blockers I love you, Grandpa. -Sonny, it's Michael.
-Where have you been? - Blockers -Sonny, it's Michael. -Where have you been? (SPEAKING ITALIAN) - Blockers (SPEAKING ITALIAN) I think you got hit
by the thunderbolt. - Blockers I think you got hit by the thunderbolt. I'll take care of it. - Blockers I'll take care of it. (IN ITALIAN) In Sicily women are more
dangerous than shotguns. - Blockers (IN ITALIAN) In Sicily women are more dangerous than shotgun... (IN ITALIAN) Mamma mia what a beauty. - Blockers (IN ITALIAN) Mamma mia what a beauty. (IN ITALIAN)
Where have all the men gone? - Blockers (IN ITALIAN) Where have all the men gone? It was Michael who killed Sollozzo. - Blockers It was Michael who killed Sollozzo. Johnny! Johnny! - Blockers Johnny! Johnny! Just lie here, Pop.
I'll take care of you now. - Blockers Just lie here, Pop. I'll take care of you now. -Luca!  Bruno Tattaglia.
-I know. - Blockers -Luca! Bruno Tattaglia. -I know. MAMA CORLEONE: Beautiful! - Blockers MAMA CORLEONE: Beautiful! (MUSIC STOPS) - Blockers (MUSIC STOPS) Okay, you take over. - Blockers Okay, you take over. SANDRA: Oh, my God. - Blockers SANDRA: Oh, my God. (SHOUTING) - Blockers (SHOUTING) Signora Corleone! - Blockers Signora Corleone! SONNY: Goddamn FBI
don't respect nothing! - Blockers SONNY: Goddamn FBI don't respect nothing! (SPEAKING ITALIAN) - Blockers (SPEAKING ITALIAN) Take care. - Blockers Take care. That's a true story. - Blockers That's a true story. That's my family, Kay. It's not me. - Blockers That's my family, Kay. It's not me. The Corleones' attorney. These men
are hired to protect Vito Corleone. - Blockers The Corleones' attorney. These men are hired to protect... (THUNDER RUMBLING) - Blockers (THUNDER RUMBLING) TOM : He's not on the list,
but Luca Brasi wants to see you. - Blockers TOM : He's not on the list, but Luca Brasi wants to see... Tom! Tom Hagen. Merry Christmas. - Blockers Tom! Tom Hagen. Merry Christmas. VITO: Andiamo, Fredo. - Blockers VITO: Andiamo, Fredo. VITO: Don Barzini. - Blockers VITO: Don Barzini. VITO: Why did you go to the police?
Why didn't you come to me first? - Blockers VITO: Why did you go to the police? Why didn't you come... We can't wait. We can't wait. - Blockers We can't wait. We can't wait. What I want... - Blockers What I want... -What's the matter with you, Carlo?
-Shut up and set the table. - Blockers -What's the matter with you, Carlo? -Shut up and set th... -What's this?
-TESSIO: A Sicilian message. - Blockers -What's this? -TESSIO: A Sicilian message. -What's with all the new faces?
-We'll need them now. - Blockers -What's with all the new faces? -We'll need them n... -Where's Michael?
-Don't worry, he'll be here. - Blockers -Where's Michael? -Don't worry, he'll be here... -Who are you?
-I am Enzo, the baker. - Blockers -Who are you? -I am Enzo, the baker. -Who should I give this job to?
-Not to our paisan. - Blockers -Who should I give this job to? -Not to our paisan. You just talk to Sonny. - Blockers You just talk to Sonny. You look terrible. I want you to eat. - Blockers You look terrible. I want you to eat.

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