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Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

It's Christmas and Gemma has hired a cottage in a quaint village,Meanwhile Terry spots that the village has a Santa competition, but things take a dark turn when competitors start being killed.

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Ed Bye

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comedy, mystery

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♪ Just hear those sleigh bells jingling ♪ - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

♪ Just hear those sleigh bells jingling ♪

♪ lovely weather for a sleigh
ride together with you. ♪ - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

♪ lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you. ♪

This is it, Joe. This is it. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

This is it, Joe. This is it.

This is gonna be the perfect Christmas,
just you and me. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

This is gonna be the perfect Christmas, just you and me.

Nobody else to smile at,
like they did last year, not naming names. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Nobody else to smile at, like they did last year, not naming...

Don't you mean traditional, oldie, - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Don't you mean traditional, oldie,

♪ Ding dong, merrily on high! ♪ - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

♪ Ding dong, merrily on high! ♪

It's more like Christmas village of
the damned, something's going on here. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

It's more like Christmas village of the damned, somethi...

Nothing's going on,
they're just ordinary, everyday folk. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Nothing's going on, they're just ordinary, everyda...

Silently staring at us with cold contempt. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Silently staring at us with cold contempt.

Hello there, sorry about the others,
we just don't get many visitors around here. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Hello there, sorry about the others, we just don't get ...

Gavin, that's enough. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Gavin, that's enough.

Don't mind them, these people just
need a little lesson in manners. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Don't mind them, these people just need a little lesson...

Come on, let's get you
inserted into the premises. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Come on, let's get you inserted into the premises.

Bye for now. That was a good start. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Bye for now. That was a good start.

I feel we can only grow to
love each other from here on in. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

I feel we can only grow to love each other from here on in.

And off we go. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

And this is the kitchen. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

And this is the kitchen.

Yes, I can create in here. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Yes, I can create in here.

I've got backup bits and
a whole spare set of bobs. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

I've got backup bits and a whole spare set of bobs.

Gemma, back in our house,
Christmas Day was all about the dinner. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Gemma, back in our house, Christmas Day was all about the di...

And when we do the turkey,
Auntie Siobhan would do the gravy. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

And when we do the turkey, Auntie Siobhan would do the gravy...

No, I wanted to do it properly for once. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

No, I wanted to do it properly for once.

My mom somehow did the
driest turkey in existence. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

My mom somehow did the driest turkey in existence.

After dinner, we'd all have to
rehydrate like marathon runners. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

After dinner, we'd all have to rehydrate like marathon ...

Well, not here, here.
I've got a little granny flat out the back. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Well, not here, here. I've got a little granny flat out...

But there's no room for a kitchen,
sadly, so I'll be popping in and out. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

But there's no room for a kitchen, sadly, so I'll ...

It's just that the advert did state
that we would be the sole occupants. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

It's just that the advert did state that we would be th...

And you are, you are the only family
I'm allowing to stay. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

And you are, you are the only family I'm allowing to st...

If there was anyone else here,
it would be weird, wouldn't it? - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

If there was anyone else here, it would be weird, wouldn...

Anyway, I'll let you settle in,
then I'll pop back and plump up - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Anyway, I'll let you settle in, then I'll pop back...

He's just invited himself
to Christmas dinner. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

He's just invited himself to Christmas dinner.

I mean, he's the only friendly
person we've met so far, - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

I mean, he's the only friendly person we've met so...

So, where did you put the turkey? - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

So, where did you put the turkey?

I asked you to pack the turkey, remember? - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

I asked you to pack the turkey, remember?

Ooh, sugar. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

I took the turkey out of the fridge, and
then I saw a chocolate mousse in the fridge. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

I took the turkey out of the fridge, and then I saw a chocol...

I'm so sorry. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

So you didn't pack it? - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

So you didn't pack it?

We don't have a turkey for Christmas. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

We don't have a turkey for Christmas.

We've got nothing... nothing. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

We've got nothing... nothing.

We are gonna be celebrating, nothing mousse. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

We are gonna be celebrating, nothing mousse.

Or maybe there's a shop in the village.
- "Or maybe there's a shop in the village". - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Or maybe there's a shop in the village. - "Or mayb...

Well, I hope so,
because tomorrow is nothing Miss Eve's Eve. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Well, I hope so, because tomorrow is nothing Miss Eve's...

That's gonna be a pretty tense time
round here, until Auntie Boxing Day. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

That's gonna be a pretty tense time round here, until A...

What is it with you and mousse? - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

What is it with you and mousse?

Yes, you beauty. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Yes, you beauty.

Hello.
It's you. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Hello. It's you.

Hiya, can I buy you a turkey please? - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Hiya, can I buy you a turkey please?

They're reserved for people
who are part of the community. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

They're reserved for people who are part of the communi...

You wouldn't condemn us
to Christmas without a turkey. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

You wouldn't condemn us to Christmas without a turkey.

Our turkeys are for members
of this community only. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Our turkeys are for members of this community only.

Now, if you don't mind,
we're closing early today. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Now, if you don't mind, we're closing early today.

So if I enter,
I'll be a member of the community, won't I? - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

So if I enter, I'll be a member of the community, won&#...

I suppose, but you'd have to
win the contest to be accepted. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

I suppose, but you'd have to win the contest to be acce...

Then you can sell me a turkey. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Then you can sell me a turkey.

And as you can see,
we've already done the structural work. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

And as you can see, we've already done the structural w...

Was that a joke?
- It was. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Was that a joke? - It was.

All right, come on then, tell us everything
that's involved with this Santa thing. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

All right, come on then, tell us everything that's invo...

I know it was about a rush job,
but I reckon it did all right. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

I know it was about a rush job, but I reckon it did all righ...

You would tell me if I looked
stupid, wouldn't you? - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

You would tell me if I looked stupid, wouldn't you?

I think given the time frame, you look as
un-stupid as could be reasonably expected. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

I think given the time frame, you look as un-stupid as could...

You know, after I lost my wife,
I wondered why I kept her clothes. But... - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

You know, after I lost my wife, I wondered why I kept her cl...

Now I see them all cut up and
fashioned into a Father Christmas outfit. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Now I see them all cut up and fashioned into a Father Christ...

Then it all becomes clear. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Then it all becomes clear.

I'm sure she's looking now and enjoying me,
wearing the cut-up remnants of her life. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

I'm sure she's looking now and enjoying me, wearin...

I remember the Santa
contest when I was a younger man. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

I remember the Santa contest when I was a younger man.

It's so silly how seriously they all take it. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

It's so silly how seriously they all take it.

Just wait till you get your nose into it. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Just wait till you get your nose into it.

Are we comfortable with that? - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Are we comfortable with that?

I look stupid,
don't I? I knew it. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

I look stupid, don't I? I knew it.

- Well, I didn't want to say anything.
- It's because you haven't got a beard. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

- Well, I didn't want to say anything. - It's beca...

Aye, maybe I can force a beard out. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Aye, maybe I can force a beard out.

No need? - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

I got a sexy elf outfit to
surprise you with on Christmas morning. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

I got a sexy elf outfit to surprise you with on Christmas mo...

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ...

I've been told given the timeline that
there's a very festive unstupidity about me. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

I've been told given the timeline that there's a v...

I've got seven runners-up
rosettes that tell you I have, - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

I've got seven runners-up rosettes that tell you I have...

Robert, there's a reason
we all call you bridesmaid. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Robert, there's a reason we all call you bridesmaid.

Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

Well, actually, joke's on you, because
I know what you call me behind my back. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Well, actually, joke's on you, because I know what you ...

But I choose not to get riled
up, making me the victor. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

But I choose not to get riled up, making me the victor.

He might not know about it. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

He might not know about it.

It's only my fear of being left
alone that kept me from speaking up. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

It's only my fear of being left alone that kept me from...

So once again, you're making
yourself look pretty foolish, buddy. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

So once again, you're making yourself look pretty fooli...

And the joke's on Sandra as well,
because while you were having sex with her, - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

And the joke's on Sandra as well, because while you wer...

- The naughty or the nice list?
- Shut up, Jim. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

- The naughty or the nice list? - Shut up, Jim.

But as your local policeman,
I think it's only fair to remind - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

But as your local policeman, I think it's only fair to ...

Maybe I might win this year just once. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Maybe I might win this year just once.

Surely not on this,
the celebration of winter solstice. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Surely not on this, the celebration of winter solstice.

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It's Christmas and Gemma has hired a cottage in a quaint village,Meanwhile Terry spots that the village has a Santa competition, but things take a dark turn when competitors start being killed.

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Director: Ed Bye

Writer: Jason Cook

Production:

Genre: comedy, mystery

Year: 2023

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.0

BoxOffice:

Released: 16 Dec 2023

Awards: N/A

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