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Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

It's Christmas and Gemma has hired a cottage in a quaint village,Meanwhile Terry spots that the village has a Santa competition, but things take a dark turn when competitors start being killed.

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Ed Bye

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comedy, mystery

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This year,
I am Centaur Clausenhof, - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

This year, I am Centaur Clausenhof,

Of what you may know as...
Santa Claus. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Of what you may know as... Santa Claus.

Centaun Clausenhof is often
accompanied by Nekt Ruprecht, - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Centaun Clausenhof is often accompanied by Nekt Ruprecht,

A festive fool for us all to enjoy. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

A festive fool for us all to enjoy.

Let us begin with the first challenge. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Let us begin with the first challenge.

And a special thank you to Bella and Duncan
for making the pub look so lovely this year. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

And a special thank you to Bella and Duncan for making the p...

Duncan, Duncan decorated. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Duncan, Duncan decorated.

And now, for the gift giving. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

And now, for the gift giving.

You will all be judged by your
kindness when giving your gift to... - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

You will all be judged by your kindness when giving your gif...

And your ho, ho, ho,
which we expect to be fully-chested... - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

And your ho, ho, ho, which we expect to be fully-chested...

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

Excuse me, wouldn't it be a bit more
Christmassy if we used an actual child? - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Excuse me, wouldn't it be a bit more Christmassy if we ...

There are no children in the village,
so this is how we do it. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

There are no children in the village, so this is how we do i...

Set the bar for the other Santa's. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Set the bar for the other Santa's.

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

Right, I'm deducting another point
for arguing with the competition official. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Right, I'm deducting another point for arguing with the...

Outsider, outsider, outsider,
outsider, outsider, outsider. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Outsider, outsider, outsider, outsider, outsider, outsider.

I'm only here to persuade
her to sell me a turkey. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

I'm only here to persuade her to sell me a turkey.

I wonder what could be in this
box, fiberglass boy. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

I wonder what could be in this box, fiberglass boy.

Hang on, something's leaking from here. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Hang on, something's leaking from here.

It's going to be that kind of
Christmas, isn't it? - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

It's going to be that kind of Christmas, isn't it?

They might want to go over you,
see if you've got any of Gavin's head on you. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

They might want to go over you, see if you've got any o...

Martin Buford,
I'm the law around these parts. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Martin Buford, I'm the law around these parts.

You don't seem bothered about
a decapitated head in the village. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

You don't seem bothered about a decapitated head in the...

It's just difficult to imagine a hay
bale of cutting off a man's head, - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

It's just difficult to imagine a hay bale of cutting of...

You never know, you know, advances in
modern technology, AI and all that. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

You never know, you know, advances in modern technology, AI ...

Yes, you've met my Annette then. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Yes, you've met my Annette then.

Just leave me alone, Jim, for God's sake. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Just leave me alone, Jim, for God's sake.

Apparently better in the bedroom than me,
but not as emotionally malleable. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Apparently better in the bedroom than me, but not as emotion...

We've got lunches to serve tomorrow,
and I can't be slipping on blood - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

We've got lunches to serve tomorrow, and I can't b...

Yeah, Bella, I'm guessing the forensics guys
might not be keen on you hoovering up the... - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Yeah, Bella, I'm guessing the forensics guys might not ...

I want to say evidence,
but... Yeah. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

I want to say evidence, but... Yeah.

Destroying evidence, - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Destroying evidence,

Speaking as an experienced
officer of the law, - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Speaking as an experienced officer of the law,

What's that beard made out of? - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

What's that beard made out of?

You're an outsider, and isn't it
interesting that before you arrived, - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

You're an outsider, and isn't it interesting that ...

It was you who tried to give
Gavin's head to the fiberglass child. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

It was you who tried to give Gavin's head to the fiberg...

You should be dusting the wrapping paper
to see who else's fingerprints are on there. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

You should be dusting the wrapping paper to see who else...

If there's even one more murder,
well, I'll be best pleased. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

If there's even one more murder, well, I'll be bes...

It's just that my Duncan
locks up the pub on his own. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

It's just that my Duncan locks up the pub on his own.

He's got bad eyesight and sausage fingers. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

He's got bad eyesight and sausage fingers.

It's a terrible combination
for piddly padlocks. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

It's a terrible combination for piddly padlocks.

I used to enjoy sausage
fingers when we were courting. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

I used to enjoy sausage fingers when we were courting.

Now that I've given Terry a good warning,
I'm sure there won't be any more killing. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Now that I've given Terry a good warning, I'm sure...

After all, one murder is
unlucky, two that's unheard of. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

After all, one murder is unlucky, two that's unheard of...

Right, I'll leave you
lot to your piddly bits. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Right, I'll leave you lot to your piddly bits.

I'm still at the pre-designed sleigh. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

I'm still at the pre-designed sleigh.

There's been
a murder? Yes. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

There's been a murder? Yes.

Because the only thing that can
erase the image of that severed-blooded - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Because the only thing that can erase the image of that seve...

I just happen to be passing
very, very slowly. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

I just happen to be passing very, very slowly.

The thing is, Gemma, we don't. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

The thing is, Gemma, we don't.

Let's solve a murder before the
very saint drowning all of us on board. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Let's solve a murder before the very saint drowning all...

I'm just going to be here making this dinner
and then we are going to eat this dinner. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

I'm just going to be here making this dinner and then w...

Yeah, you're right. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Yeah, you're right.

We're not getting involved. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

We're not getting involved.

Then you can get your turkey
and you can solve a little mood. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Then you can get your turkey and you can solve a little mood...

Because we've got about eight hours to
build a convincing sleigh for the parade. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Because we've got about eight hours to build a convinci...

I've cleaned the rat traps and
scraped all the grease out of the fryer. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

I've cleaned the rat traps and scraped all the grease o...

Done the VAT, redesigned the
menus and done a full stock take. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Done the VAT, redesigned the menus and done a full stock tak...

So you just have to focus
on this parade, babes. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

So you just have to focus on this parade, babes.

Susan, no giving out sweets,
drinks or bribes of any kind. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Susan, no giving out sweets, drinks or bribes of any kind.

Gemma, can we avoid the bumps, please? - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Gemma, can we avoid the bumps, please?

Who says we can't have a
little tipple at Christmas? - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Who says we can't have a little tipple at Christmas?

You okay? - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Have a bit more wine. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Have a bit more wine.

...when he's trying to eat a mini
sausage roll without chewing. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

...when he's trying to eat a mini sausage roll without ...

The last time, Gemma,
they're not a chew compulsory treat. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

The last time, Gemma, they're not a chew compulsory tre...

Bloody hell. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

That's got to be a point deduction. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

That's got to be a point deduction.

You can't argue with the logic. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

You can't argue with the logic.

I'm grieving for a very dear, close friend. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

I'm grieving for a very dear, close friend.

I prefer to enjoy a cold
stillness when I grieve. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

I prefer to enjoy a cold stillness when I grieve.

Yeah, there's a terrifying frostiness. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Yeah, there's a terrifying frostiness.

You have a terrifying frostiness. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

You have a terrifying frostiness.

I might go and do some police-y stuff. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

I might go and do some police-y stuff.

Not because I've made
Annette angry, - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Not because I've made Annette angry,

Hat still counts. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Hat still counts.

So, looks like John might have
been poisoned by his own mulled wine. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

So, looks like John might have been poisoned by his own mull...

Forever on about his
bloody mulled wine. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Forever on about his bloody mulled wine.

Speaking of B.O.,
where's your sweaty husband? - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Speaking of B.O., where's your sweaty husband?

Tell you what,
I'll run one under the tap, if you like. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Tell you what, I'll run one under the tap, if you like.

After John died,
you left the scene pretty sharpish. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

After John died, you left the scene pretty sharpish.

Well, to tell you the truth,
I don't like the sight of dead Santas. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Well, to tell you the truth, I don't like the sight of ...

...in the world of the
self-par-boiling vegetable. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

...in the world of the self-par-boiling vegetable.

As far as I'm concerned,
you are the number one suspect in this case. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

As far as I'm concerned, you are the number one suspect...

Maybe badly enough to start
killing off the other competitors. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Maybe badly enough to start killing off the other competitor...

No, what I want, Martin, is a turkey. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

No, what I want, Martin, is a turkey.

Now, believe it or not, the possibility
of celebrating a Christmas without one... - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Now, believe it or not, the possibility of celebrating a Chr...

Can you confirm where you were
at the time of John's death? - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Can you confirm where you were at the time of John's de...

Yes. I was in a shopping
trolley right next to you. - Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Yes. I was in a shopping trolley right next to you.

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It's Christmas and Gemma has hired a cottage in a quaint village,Meanwhile Terry spots that the village has a Santa competition, but things take a dark turn when competitors start being killed.

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Director: Ed Bye

Writer: Jason Cook

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Genre: comedy, mystery

Year: 2023

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.0

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Released: 16 Dec 2023

Awards: N/A

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