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Most people don't get 75 years to sew their oats
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Blood Relatives

Most people don't get75 years to sew their oats

Most people don't get
75 years to sew their oats

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Most people don't get 75 years to sew their oats.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:45
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Paper Street Pictures,Nocturnal Kid

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Movie Summary

A vampire's loner lifestyle is thrown into disarray when a teenager shows up claiming to be his daughter, and she's got the fangs to prove it. On a road trip across America's blacktops, they decide how to sink their teeth into fam...
You're just gonna reach into a pocket, - Blood Relatives 00:05
You're just gonna reach into a pocket,
When we met, - Blood Relatives 00:10
When we met,
And you know I think it's a miracle, - Blood Relatives 00:05
And you know I think it's a miracle,
That's a debate we've had ever since - Blood Relatives 00:07
That's a debate we've had ever since
Thank goodness we had something in common, - Blood Relatives 00:10
Thank goodness we had something in common,
It belongs to both of you, and that's family. - Blood Relatives 00:05
It belongs to both of you, and that's family.
I'm not mad, I'm, - Blood Relatives 00:06
I'm not mad, I'm,
You're absolutely sure you're never coming back here. - Blood Relatives 00:04
You're absolutely sure you're never coming back he...
Fuck no, - Blood Relatives 00:05
Fuck no,
May the corpses we burn lead the way. - Blood Relatives 00:04
May the corpses we burn lead the way.
I guess, have you ever tried to avoid people for meals? - Blood Relatives 00:06
I guess, have you ever tried to avoid people for meals?
Yeah, it's doable, but it doesn't feel good. - Blood Relatives 00:05
Yeah, it's doable, but it doesn't feel good.
Affects my metabolism, I get paunchy, - Blood Relatives 00:05
Affects my metabolism, I get paunchy,
Yeah, - Blood Relatives 00:04
Yeah,
And why the fuck would you bother schlipping- - Blood Relatives 00:04
And why the fuck would you bother schlipping-
Clearly, you didn't think this through, - Blood Relatives 00:06
Clearly, you didn't think this through,
You can imagine how I feel as a vampire, - Blood Relatives 00:06
You can imagine how I feel as a vampire,
Plus, it might be good to be with somebody - Blood Relatives 00:05
Plus, it might be good to be with somebody
This feels like a hard sell, or blackmail. - Blood Relatives 00:04
This feels like a hard sell, or blackmail.
Or maybe just facing some semblance of responsibility - Blood Relatives 00:07
Or maybe just facing some semblance of responsibility