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The irony is, after they turned me
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Blood Relatives

The irony is, afterthey turned me, they kept trying to kill me

The irony is, after
they turned me, they kept trying to kill me

Full Transcript

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The irony is, after they turned me,
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they kept trying to kill me.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:25
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Paper Street Pictures,Nocturnal Kid

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Movie Summary

A vampire's loner lifestyle is thrown into disarray when a teenager shows up claiming to be his daughter, and she's got the fangs to prove it. On a road trip across America's blacktops, they decide how to sink their teeth into fam...
I was so scared when they came to save us. - Blood Relatives 00:04
I was so scared when they came to save us.
Back then you looked like you'd been through some shit, - Blood Relatives 00:08
Back then you looked like you'd been through some shit,
So when the last shipment of coffins destined for the States - Blood Relatives 00:08
So when the last shipment of coffins destined for the States
A couple nice folks took me in early on, - Blood Relatives 00:07
A couple nice folks took me in early on,
That's why you're going to Nebraska, - Blood Relatives 00:07
That's why you're going to Nebraska,
Yeah, I looked up the town in the Nebraska guidebook, - Blood Relatives 00:05
Yeah, I looked up the town in the Nebraska guidebook,
You know, you could express - Blood Relatives 00:05
You know, you could express
Not like I asked for one, - Blood Relatives 00:06
Not like I asked for one,
Well I'm older, and even I don't know what I want. - Blood Relatives 00:04
Well I'm older, and even I don't know what I want.
But I do need something at least, you know, safety, a home. - Blood Relatives 00:06
But I do need something at least, you know, safety, a home.
I wasn't ignoring them, the letters - Blood Relatives 00:05
I wasn't ignoring them, the letters
I just hadn't seen your mother in 25 years. - Blood Relatives 00:04
I just hadn't seen your mother in 25 years.
I don't know her, and I'm here on a fixed income. - Blood Relatives 00:05
I don't know her, and I'm here on a fixed income.
So I figured it was just best if I left well enough alone. - Blood Relatives 00:05
So I figured it was just best if I left well enough alone.
60 years I've known you, - Blood Relatives 00:05
60 years I've known you,
She shows up, uninvited, uninvited. - Blood Relatives 00:04
She shows up, uninvited, uninvited.
She grows old, and she goes outside during the day. - Blood Relatives 00:05
She grows old, and she goes outside during the day.
Do you think she's safe out there? - Blood Relatives 00:05
Do you think she's safe out there?
Probably not since the last time you came by uninvited. - Blood Relatives 00:04
Probably not since the last time you came by uninvited.
I'm sorry I haven't gotten the hang of the whole phone. - Blood Relatives 00:05
I'm sorry I haven't gotten the hang of the whole p...