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Blood Relatives

They just want an army of soy boy vegan zombies

They just want an army of soy boy vegan zombies

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They just want an army
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of soy boy vegan zombies.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
01:07:13
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Paper Street Pictures,Nocturnal Kid

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Movie Summary

A vampire's loner lifestyle is thrown into disarray when a teenager shows up claiming to be his daughter, and she's got the fangs to prove it. On a road trip across America's blacktops, they decide how to sink their teeth into fam...
If you can get it all done, I don't care when you work. - Blood Relatives 00:04
If you can get it all done, I don't care when you work.
You look like your dressed as the Fonz for Halloween, - Blood Relatives 00:06
You look like your dressed as the Fonz for Halloween,
I can't tell if I'm schvitzing - Blood Relatives 00:06
I can't tell if I'm schvitzing
Well, since you were homeschooled, - Blood Relatives 00:07
Well, since you were homeschooled,
And, uh, we also have some programs that may interest you, - Blood Relatives 00:11
And, uh, we also have some programs that may interest you,
Told you that's what happens when I eat dead stock. - Blood Relatives 00:05
Told you that's what happens when I eat dead stock.
Wanna catch an early movie tonight? - Blood Relatives 00:04
Wanna catch an early movie tonight?
It isn't what I want from you, it's what we have to do. - Blood Relatives 00:04
It isn't what I want from you, it's what we have t...
We have something to hide, - Blood Relatives 00:06
We have something to hide,
Your dream of finally going from boring dad to fun brother. - Blood Relatives 00:05
Your dream of finally going from boring dad to fun brother.
Just think, you'll eventually be my son, - Blood Relatives 00:06
Just think, you'll eventually be my son,
Look around, look at my fucking gut, - Blood Relatives 00:09
Look around, look at my fucking gut,
Hi, my name is Roger, - Blood Relatives 00:09
Hi, my name is Roger,
Her mother raised her, raised her well, - Blood Relatives 00:14
Her mother raised her, raised her well,
So building that, - Blood Relatives 00:05
So building that,
It's hard to know if the decisions that I'm making - Blood Relatives 00:09
It's hard to know if the decisions that I'm making
Could you elaborate on that, Roger? - Blood Relatives 00:06
Could you elaborate on that, Roger?
I guess I mean, - Blood Relatives 00:12
I guess I mean,
But it doesn't change the urge to- - Blood Relatives 00:05
But it doesn't change the urge to-
Or at least remember who you were, - Blood Relatives 00:12
Or at least remember who you were,