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This is exactly why mom left you, you're such a bum
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Blood Relatives

This is exactly why momleft you, you're such a bum

This is exactly why mom
left you, you're such a bum

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This is exactly why mom left you, you're such a bum.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
01:05:00
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Paper Street Pictures,Nocturnal Kid

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Movie Summary

A vampire's loner lifestyle is thrown into disarray when a teenager shows up claiming to be his daughter, and she's got the fangs to prove it. On a road trip across America's blacktops, they decide how to sink their teeth into fam...
Uh, - Blood Relatives 00:06
Uh,
I'm not gonna like get on the ground or anything, - Blood Relatives 00:05
I'm not gonna like get on the ground or anything,
Hey, - Blood Relatives 00:08
Hey,
You know she just wouldn't like get in line - Blood Relatives 00:06
You know she just wouldn't like get in line
You know, now I hear she's screwing- - Blood Relatives 00:10
You know, now I hear she's screwing-
Yeah and, - Blood Relatives 00:05
Yeah and,
And there you, alright. - Blood Relatives 00:04
And there you, alright.
They just want an army - Blood Relatives 00:05
They just want an army
If you can get it all done, I don't care when you work. - Blood Relatives 00:04
If you can get it all done, I don't care when you work.
You look like your dressed as the Fonz for Halloween, - Blood Relatives 00:06
You look like your dressed as the Fonz for Halloween,
I can't tell if I'm schvitzing - Blood Relatives 00:06
I can't tell if I'm schvitzing
Well, since you were homeschooled, - Blood Relatives 00:07
Well, since you were homeschooled,
And, uh, we also have some programs that may interest you, - Blood Relatives 00:11
And, uh, we also have some programs that may interest you,
Told you that's what happens when I eat dead stock. - Blood Relatives 00:05
Told you that's what happens when I eat dead stock.
Wanna catch an early movie tonight? - Blood Relatives 00:04
Wanna catch an early movie tonight?
It isn't what I want from you, it's what we have to do. - Blood Relatives 00:04
It isn't what I want from you, it's what we have t...
We have something to hide, - Blood Relatives 00:06
We have something to hide,
Your dream of finally going from boring dad to fun brother. - Blood Relatives 00:05
Your dream of finally going from boring dad to fun brother.
Just think, you'll eventually be my son, - Blood Relatives 00:06
Just think, you'll eventually be my son,
Look around, look at my fucking gut, - Blood Relatives 00:09
Look around, look at my fucking gut,