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Blood Relatives

You need a birth certificate,so you can get a license, or a social securitycard or...

You need a birth certificate,
so you can get a license, or a social security
card or whatever

Full Transcript

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You need a birth certificate, so you can get a license,
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or a social security card or whatever.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:59
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Paper Street Pictures,Nocturnal Kid

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Movie Summary

A vampire's loner lifestyle is thrown into disarray when a teenager shows up claiming to be his daughter, and she's got the fangs to prove it. On a road trip across America's blacktops, they decide how to sink their teeth into fam...
You'd have to get that from an actual person, - Blood Relatives 00:07
You'd have to get that from an actual person,
That thing tell you how far we are from Sunbeam, Colorado? - Blood Relatives 00:05
That thing tell you how far we are from Sunbeam, Colorado?
I think I know someone - Blood Relatives 00:04
I think I know someone
I was driving through the Rockies, - Blood Relatives 00:06
I was driving through the Rockies,
She's on the run from some scumbag, - Blood Relatives 00:09
She's on the run from some scumbag,
First person that I see, I go for. - Blood Relatives 00:05
First person that I see, I go for.
I barely bit him before I saw his lanyard, camp counselor. - Blood Relatives 00:06
I barely bit him before I saw his lanyard, camp counselor.
Yeah, you're his niece, - Blood Relatives 00:10
Yeah, you're his niece,
See if you can find out where they keep the records, - Blood Relatives 00:04
See if you can find out where they keep the records,
A little while later, - Blood Relatives 00:08
A little while later,
Well, there's this thing I can do. - Blood Relatives 00:05
Well, there's this thing I can do.
He thinks he's a, - Blood Relatives 00:06
He thinks he's a,
Anyway, they send him to an institution, for life. - Blood Relatives 00:05
Anyway, they send him to an institution, for life.
Well, I'm a looking for a Roger Fieldner. - Blood Relatives 00:06
Well, I'm a looking for a Roger Fieldner.
I was in the area visiting a friend and my mom said, - Blood Relatives 00:09
I was in the area visiting a friend and my mom said,
Of course he hasn't had much to say - Blood Relatives 00:04
Of course he hasn't had much to say
Yeah. Good, good old Uncle- - Blood Relatives 00:06
Yeah. Good, good old Uncle-
You know, I, - Blood Relatives 00:04
You know, I,
Seeing a family member can be very therapeutic. - Blood Relatives 00:04
Seeing a family member can be very therapeutic.
He comes out to watch Judge Judy and Judge Joe Brown, - Blood Relatives 00:06
He comes out to watch Judge Judy and Judge Joe Brown,