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Blood Relatives

You're absolutely sure you'renever coming back here

You're absolutely sure you're
never coming back here

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You're absolutely sure you're never coming back here.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:12
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Paper Street Pictures,Nocturnal Kid

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Movie Summary

A vampire's loner lifestyle is thrown into disarray when a teenager shows up claiming to be his daughter, and she's got the fangs to prove it. On a road trip across America's blacktops, they decide how to sink their teeth into fam...
Fuck no, - Blood Relatives 00:05
Fuck no,
May the corpses we burn lead the way. - Blood Relatives 00:04
May the corpses we burn lead the way.
I guess, have you ever tried to avoid people for meals? - Blood Relatives 00:06
I guess, have you ever tried to avoid people for meals?
Yeah, it's doable, but it doesn't feel good. - Blood Relatives 00:05
Yeah, it's doable, but it doesn't feel good.
Affects my metabolism, I get paunchy, - Blood Relatives 00:05
Affects my metabolism, I get paunchy,
Yeah, - Blood Relatives 00:04
Yeah,
And why the fuck would you bother schlipping- - Blood Relatives 00:04
And why the fuck would you bother schlipping-
Clearly, you didn't think this through, - Blood Relatives 00:06
Clearly, you didn't think this through,
You can imagine how I feel as a vampire, - Blood Relatives 00:06
You can imagine how I feel as a vampire,
Plus, it might be good to be with somebody - Blood Relatives 00:05
Plus, it might be good to be with somebody
This feels like a hard sell, or blackmail. - Blood Relatives 00:04
This feels like a hard sell, or blackmail.
Or maybe just facing some semblance of responsibility - Blood Relatives 00:07
Or maybe just facing some semblance of responsibility
What do you suggest that I- - Blood Relatives 00:04
What do you suggest that I-
Well, we need to live somewhere, - Blood Relatives 00:08
Well, we need to live somewhere,
You need a birth certificate, so you can get a license, - Blood Relatives 00:06
You need a birth certificate, so you can get a license,
You'd have to get that from an actual person, - Blood Relatives 00:07
You'd have to get that from an actual person,
That thing tell you how far we are from Sunbeam, Colorado? - Blood Relatives 00:05
That thing tell you how far we are from Sunbeam, Colorado?
I think I know someone - Blood Relatives 00:04
I think I know someone
I was driving through the Rockies, - Blood Relatives 00:06
I was driving through the Rockies,
She's on the run from some scumbag, - Blood Relatives 00:09
She's on the run from some scumbag,