"Blood Simple" quotes

Blood Simple poster
The owner of a seedy small-town Texas bar discovers that one of his employees is having an affair with his wife. A chaotic chain of misunderstandings, lies and mischief ensues after he devis... Read all

Director: Joel Coen, Ethan Coen
Writer: Joel Coen, Ethan Coen
Production: N/A
Year: 1984
MetaScore: 83/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $3,851,855
Released: 18 Jan 1985
Awards: 6 wins & 8 nominations

63 Clips

Listen l - Blood Simple 00:22
Listen l
Let's do it outside in nature hmm - Blood Simple 00:06
Let's do it outside in nature hmm
Fact is - Blood Simple 00:30
Fact is
These fucking things are nothing but coffin nails - Blood Simple 00:06
These fucking things are nothing but coffin nails
Who was it What - Blood Simple 00:26
Who was it What
Lover boy oughta lock the door - Blood Simple 00:33
Lover boy oughta lock the door
Marty thought you were dead You goin' home - Blood Simple 00:36
Marty thought you were dead You goin' home
Abby I meant it - Blood Simple 00:15
Abby I meant it
I'll give you 10 000 - Blood Simple 00:35
I'll give you 10 000
Boy Hey mister how'd you break your pussy finger - Blood Simple 00:05
Boy Hey mister how'd you break your pussy finger
Stick your finger up the wrong person's ass - Blood Simple 00:06
Stick your finger up the wrong person's ass
I'd like to have seen his face when he found the dead end - Blood Simple 00:07
I'd like to have seen his face when he found the dead end
Lover boy oughta lock his door - Blood Simple 00:09
Lover boy oughta lock his door
He gave me a little pearl handled 38 for our first anniversary - Blood Simple 00:24
He gave me a little pearl handled 38 for our first...
Who looks stupid now - Blood Simple 00:05
Who looks stupid now
I said Marty - Blood Simple 00:24
I said Marty
I don't know what you're talkin' about Ray - Blood Simple 00:08
I don't know what you're talkin' about Ray
Hmm You know in Greece - Blood Simple 00:34
Hmm You know in Greece
He was alive when I buried him - Blood Simple 00:05
He was alive when I buried him
Give me a call whenever you wanna cut off my head - Blood Simple 00:13
Give me a call whenever you wanna cut off my head
I'm not afraid of you Marty - Blood Simple 00:31
I'm not afraid of you Marty
Ray Never point a gun at anyone unless you mean to shoot him - Blood Simple 00:15
Ray Never point a gun at anyone unless you mean to shoot him
I got a job for you Laughing - Blood Simple 00:23
I got a job for you Laughing
It's been taken care of - Blood Simple 00:26
It's been taken care of
I'm not afraid o' you - Blood Simple 00:20
I'm not afraid o' you
I'll take care of the money - Blood Simple 00:37
I'll take care of the money
I'll give you 10 - Blood Simple 00:51
I'll give you 10
I'll be damned - Blood Simple 00:16
I'll be damned
I'd liked to have seen his face when he found the dead end - Blood Simple 00:19
I'd liked to have seen his face when he found the dead end
Thought you were dead - Blood Simple 00:48
Thought you were dead
I love you too - Blood Simple 00:18
I love you too
I love you to - Blood Simple 01:02
I love you to
I don't know - Blood Simple 00:39
I don't know
I I ain't a marriage counselor - Blood Simple 00:29
I I ain't a marriage counselor
I got a job for you - Blood Simple 00:31
I got a job for you
I don't know what you're talkin' about - Blood Simple 00:26
I don't know what you're talkin' about
How'd you break your pussy finger - Blood Simple 00:16
How'd you break your pussy finger
How come you're anal - Blood Simple 00:47
How come you're anal
How come you offered to drive me in this mess - Blood Simple 00:26
How come you offered to drive me in this mess
He gave me a little pearl handled - Blood Simple 00:45
He gave me a little pearl handled
He was alive when I buried him - Blood Simple 00:13
He was alive when I buried him
Gimme a call whenever you wanna cut off my head - Blood Simple 00:24
Gimme a call whenever you wanna cut off my head
You a fuckin' marriage counselor - Blood Simple 01:44
You a fuckin' marriage counselor
I trust you - Blood Simple 00:09
I trust you
Who looks stupid now - Blood Simple 00:11
Who looks stupid now
What'd you do with the bodies - Blood Simple 00:24
What'd you do with the bodies
What do  you  want to do - Blood Simple 00:17
What do you want to do
What do you mean - Blood Simple 01:12
What do you mean
Wasn't too busy - Blood Simple 01:05
Wasn't too busy
Very next day - Blood Simple 01:17
Very next day
They would cut off the head of the messenger that brought the bad news - Blood Simple 01:33
They would cut off the head of the messenger that brought...
These fuckin' things are nothin' but coffin nails - Blood Simple 00:17
These fuckin' things are nothin' but coffin nails
The world is full o' complainers - Blood Simple 01:33
The world is full o' complainers
The psychiatrist said I was the healthiest person he'd ever talked to - Blood Simple 00:53
The psychiatrist said I was the healthiest person he'd ever...
That ain't important - Blood Simple 00:17
That ain't important
Stick your finger up the wrong person's ass - Blood Simple 00:16
Stick your finger up the wrong person's ass
So it would seem - Blood Simple 00:10
So it would seem
She saw me rollin' a cigarette and thought it was marijuana - Blood Simple 00:24
She saw me rollin' a cigarette and thought it was marijuana
Say you're sorry - Blood Simple 00:59
Say you're sorry
Never point a gun at anyone - Blood Simple 00:57
Never point a gun at anyone
Lover boy really oughta lock his door - Blood Simple 00:19
Lover boy really oughta lock his door
Lover boy oughta lock his door - Blood Simple 00:43
Lover boy oughta lock his door
Let's do it outside - Blood Simple 00:11
Let's do it outside

Cast

Ray - John Getz
Julian Marty - Dan Hedaya
Private Detective Loren Visser - M. Emmet Walsh
Landlady - Raquel Gavia
Man from Lubbock - Van Brooks
Mr. Garcia - Señor Marco
Old Cracker - William Creamer
Strip Bar Exhorter - Loren Bivens
Strip Bar Senator - Bob McAdams
Stripper - Shannon Sedwick
Girl on Overlook - Nancy Finger
Radio Evangelist (voice) (as Rev. William Preston Robertson) - William Preston Robertson
Helene Trend - Holly Hunter
Marty's Vomiting (voice) - Barry Sonnenfeld