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You a fuckin' marriage counselor

You a fuckin' marriage counselor? What are you smilin' at? I'm funny? Right? I'm an...

Blood Simple • 1984

Marty:
[to Ray, out in back of the bar]
You a fuckin' marriage counselor? What are you smilin' at? I'm funny? Right? I'm an asshole? No, no, no, no, no, no. That's not what's funny. What's funny is *her*. What's funny is, that I had you two followed, because if it's not you she's sleeping with, it's someone else. And what's really gonna be funny, is when she gives you that innocent look and says, "I don't know what you're talkin' about, Ray, I ain't done anything funny" But the funniest thing to *me*, right now, is that you think that she came back here for *you*. That's what's fuckin' funny!

Full Transcript

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What are you a fucking marriage counselor

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What are you smiling at

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I'm funny right I'm an asshole

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No no no no no no no no

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That's not what's funny

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What's funny is her

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What's funny is that I had you two followed

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because if it's not you she's sleeping with it's someone else

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And what's really gonna be funny

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is when she gives you that innocent look and says

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I don't know what you're talking about Ray

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I ain't done anything funny

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But the funniest thing to me right now

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is that you think that she came back here for you

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That's what's fuckin' funny

Duration

45 seconds

Views

4,117

Timestamp in Movie

00:16:07

Uploaded

Dec 02, 2022

Genres

crime, drama, thriller

Production

River Road Productions,Foxton Entertainment

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Movie Summary

The owner of a seedy small-town Texas bar discovers that one of his employees is having an affair with his wife. A chaotic chain of misunderstandings, lies and mischief ensues after he devises a plot to have them murdered.