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Bloods

When tough-acting loner Maleek (Kayo) is paired with over-friendly divorcee Wendy, their partnership looks dead on arrival. But pretty soon they're giving each other life support.

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Nominated for 3 BAFTA 1 win & 6 nominations total

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(Loz chuckles) - Bloods

- And slowly he moves in, - Bloods

- And slowly he moves in,

Ooh glasses, wheelie, but yeah good, - Bloods

Ooh glasses, wheelie, but yeah good,

And without even looking, it's
never been attempted before, - Bloods

And without even looking, it's never been attempted bef...

(laughing) - Bloods

- Wendy, now.
- Bye, Maleek. - Bloods

- Wendy, now. - Bye, Maleek.

- Bye.
- We've got to tell him. - Bloods

- Bye. - We've got to tell him.

I lost Karen in her 20s, - Bloods

I lost Karen in her 20s,

- Probably, no, course she would. - Bloods

- Probably, no, course she would.

- All except one, who
seems to be in shock. - Bloods

- All except one, who seems to be in shock.

(Jo thudding)
(Jo crying) - Bloods

(Jo thudding) (Jo crying)

- That is shit, Loz, that is shit. - Bloods

- That is shit, Loz, that is shit.

Just, Jesus, ruin everything we have. - Bloods

Just, Jesus, ruin everything we have.

- Just to play devil's avocado, - Bloods

- Just to play devil's avocado,

- I'm sorry, but you've pushed me to this. - Bloods

- I'm sorry, but you've pushed me to this.

(radio chattering) - Bloods

(radio chattering)

- I don't think so Loz,
there's a sign there - Bloods

- I don't think so Loz, there's a sign there

And quite frankly, well, part of me - Bloods

And quite frankly, well, part of me

- Just to play devil's avocado
one last time, is there? - Bloods

- Just to play devil's avocado one last time, is there?

- That's old blood - Bloods

- That's old blood

(Loz chuckles) - Bloods

(Lawrence sobbing) - Bloods

(Lawrence sobbing)

- Yeah but, you fell
really hard, you sure? - Bloods

- Yeah but, you fell really hard, you sure?

- This is your fault.
- I told you - Bloods

- This is your fault. - I told you

(coroner coughs) - Bloods

(coroner coughs)

There was a girl there
with glandular fever. - Bloods

There was a girl there with glandular fever.

(mellow upbeat music)
(siren wailing) - Bloods

(mellow upbeat music) (siren wailing)

So I took a swab from her
because I will not be bullied. - Bloods

So I took a swab from her because I will not be bullied.

(Jenga tower falls on table) - Bloods

(Jenga tower falls on table)

- Rah, there is one name, - Bloods

- Rah, there is one name,

(motorcycle revving) - Bloods

(motorcycle revving)

And if you won't listen to reason, - Bloods

And if you won't listen to reason,

Look, this is the last
thing I want to do, but - Bloods

Look, this is the last thing I want to do, but

(man gasping) - Bloods

Okay, blunt trauma to
the back of the skull. - Bloods

Okay, blunt trauma to the back of the skull.

- I tried being nice, Kareshma, - Bloods

- I tried being nice, Kareshma,

(tyres screech)
(groaning) - Bloods

(tyres screech) (groaning)

Obi, it means knife or soup. - Bloods

Obi, it means knife or soup.

And if you come for my family, - Bloods

And if you come for my family,

(groaning)
- Two deliveries in one day? - Bloods

(groaning) - Two deliveries in one day?

- Well, you were on the Victoria line, - Bloods

- Well, you were on the Victoria line,

(boisterous music) - Bloods

(boisterous music)

Why didn't you holler at me, bruv, - Bloods

Why didn't you holler at me, bruv,

Do I get a stamp, is my tenth one free? - Bloods

Do I get a stamp, is my tenth one free?

But, I mean, you two are inspirational. - Bloods

But, I mean, you two are inspirational.

- Another time, big man, - Bloods

- Another time, big man,

(upbeat music) - Bloods

- Oh no, don't. I feel awful about this. - Bloods

- Oh no, don't. I feel awful about this.

The way you work together, - Bloods

The way you work together,

They've had me with some mad
woman from Northwich, bruv. - Bloods

They've had me with some mad woman from Northwich, bruv...

- Well, you know what you need to do then. - Bloods

- Well, you know what you need to do then.

(siren wailing)
(upbeat music) - Bloods

(siren wailing) (upbeat music)

- And machines break, so- - Bloods

- And machines break, so-

It needs to be an official
Apple charger though - Bloods

It needs to be an official Apple charger though

I mean you two, you have something that - Bloods

I mean you two, you have something that

We're not doctors.
- No, we're not - Bloods

We're not doctors. - No, we're not

- It's a good job you're so humble - Bloods

- It's a good job you're so humble

- Let's not put a
plaster over some serious - Bloods

- Let's not put a plaster over some serious

I just needed to get away from this, - Bloods

I just needed to get away from this,

At worst a sore ankle.
- Is he going to be all right? - Bloods

At worst a sore ankle. - Is he going to be all right?

That's like the sky without
everything in the sky. - Bloods

That's like the sky without everything in the sky.

I feel awful.
- You better be Wendy - Bloods

I feel awful. - You better be Wendy

All the sky stuff gone,
the birds and the cloud. - Bloods

All the sky stuff gone, the birds and the cloud.

I need to start living,
give love a chance. - Bloods

I need to start living, give love a chance.

- Bro calm down, yeah?
- I'll be calm - Bloods

- Bro calm down, yeah? - I'll be calm

Even just some shit dates, - Bloods

Even just some shit dates,

There are people out there, - Bloods

There are people out there,

(loud bang on locker) - Bloods

(loud bang on locker)

And every second we spend
on a time-waster like you - Bloods

And every second we spend on a time-waster like you

- Sorry, I better just go.
- Maleek's just - Bloods

- Sorry, I better just go. - Maleek's just

- Yeah, go get your bag,
dickhead with your shit trousers. - Bloods

- Yeah, go get your bag, dickhead with your shit trousers.

- Mate!
- Oh yeah, - Bloods

- Mate! - Oh yeah,

He's brave, he's sweet - Bloods

He's brave, he's sweet

- Move, man! What are you
talking about, I'm not crying. - Bloods

- Move, man! What are you talking about, I'm not crying...

Okay, what is it that made the air? - Bloods

Okay, what is it that made the air?

- Me, no, I can make this all go away. - Bloods

- Me, no, I can make this all go away.

Not some pointy-shoed bully
who treats him like shit. - Bloods

Not some pointy-shoed bully who treats him like shit.

Play the blame game write a clean report, - Bloods

Play the blame game write a clean report,

Okay, no, because I suppose if. (Breathing heavy) - Bloods

Okay, no, because I suppose if. (Breathing heavy)

(large gate rattling to a close) - Bloods

(large gate rattling to a close)

- But why would you do that?
- Because Wendy, - Bloods

- But why would you do that? - Because Wendy,

It's just a con, look,
it's one, it's a condition, - Bloods

It's just a con, look, it's one, it's a condi...

Got nothing to say for yourself now, - Bloods

Got nothing to say for yourself now,

If you flew the propeller,
you'd have a theme song? - Bloods

If you flew the propeller, you'd have a theme song?

- No, where's Wendy? I
told you to look after her. - Bloods

- No, where's Wendy? I told you to look after her.

(siren wailing) - Bloods

(siren wailing)

(Maleek knocks on door) - Bloods

(Maleek knocks on door)

(upbeat music) - Bloods

- I can't tonight though - Bloods

- I can't tonight though

- Well, the thing is, the
gear, the gear was in, - Bloods

- Well, the thing is, the gear, the gear was in,

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When tough-acting loner Maleek (Kayo) is paired with over-friendly divorcee Wendy, their partnership looks dead on arrival. But pretty soon they're giving each other life support.

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Director: N/A

Writer: Nathan Bryon, Samson Kayo

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Genre: comedy

Year: 2021

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.8

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Released: 09 Dec 2022

Awards: Nominated for 3 BAFTA 1 win & 6 nominations total

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