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Bloods

When tough-acting loner Maleek (Kayo) is paired with over-friendly divorcee Wendy, their partnership looks dead on arrival. But pretty soon they're giving each other life support.

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Nominated for 3 BAFTA 1 win & 6 nominations total

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(upbeat music)
(siren wailing) - Bloods

(upbeat music) (siren wailing)

Oh, it's hot in that car,
in that, in a de car crash, - Bloods

Oh, it's hot in that car, in that, in a de car crash,

I was gonna bin it and then, well I didn't - Bloods

I was gonna bin it and then, well I didn't

You seem different.
- Yeah, I'm drunk on the job. - Bloods

You seem different. - Yeah, I'm drunk on the job.

- You have a dream, you're
here now, you can do this. - Bloods

- You have a dream, you're here now, you can do this.

Always liked "Family Guy." - Bloods

Always liked "Family Guy."

- The, the gear is-
- Right here, boss. - Bloods

- The, the gear is- - Right here, boss.

You should report me,
stick a sexual assault - Bloods

You should report me, stick a sexual assault

Oh, sorry to keep you waiting, Maleek, - Bloods

Oh, sorry to keep you waiting, Maleek,

You know when you feel
like you might throw up. - Bloods

You know when you feel like you might throw up.

Can we, can we, there's a whole emergency, - Bloods

Can we, can we, there's a whole emergency,

Probably do the same to you at home, - Bloods

Probably do the same to you at home,

(mellow melodic music) - Bloods

(mellow melodic music)

- I can do it, I can do it, I can do it! - Bloods

- I can do it, I can do it, I can do it!

If it would help, we could, you know? - Bloods

If it would help, we could, you know?

♪ Bring it, say it ♪ - Bloods

♪ Bring it, say it ♪

- That man was, - Bloods

- That man was,

(upbeat music) - Bloods

I'm gonna go for it, okay,
how do I look? (laughs) - Bloods

I'm gonna go for it, okay, how do I look? (laughs)

(Maleek laughs) - Bloods

(Maleek laughs)

(siren wailing) - Bloods

(siren wailing)

Go around to your side man,
opening up a man's door - Bloods

Go around to your side man, opening up a man's door

Thank you god for, for
keeping me on the ground. - Bloods

Thank you god for, for keeping me on the ground.

(Kevin tutting) - Bloods

(Kevin tutting)

(car doors slams) - Bloods

(car doors slams)

- Nah you know but real
talk, Jo was proper, - Bloods

- Nah you know but real talk, Jo was proper,

(siren wailing) - Bloods

(siren wailing)

Seriously, there was a
moment back there before - Bloods

Seriously, there was a moment back there before

♪ Try a little tenderness, yeah, yeah ♪ - Bloods

♪ Try a little tenderness, yeah, yeah ♪

Yo, that mentioned getting a statue of me - Bloods

Yo, that mentioned getting a statue of me

- I'm not looking for my next husband, - Bloods

- I'm not looking for my next husband,

- Also, thank you for what
you said about me to my dad. - Bloods

- Also, thank you for what you said about me to my dad.

- Oh yeah that might help with the vertigo. (Laughs) - Bloods

- Oh yeah that might help with the vertigo. (Laughs)

♪ You know she's waiting ♪ - Bloods

♪ You know she's waiting ♪

- Shut the gate, shut the blood clot gate. - Bloods

- Shut the gate, shut the blood clot gate.

Meant a lot, for a minute, then
he died, but thanks anyway. - Bloods

Meant a lot, for a minute, then he died, but thanks anyway.

Chest pains, male, sixties, oh! - Bloods

Chest pains, male, sixties, oh!

- I'm telling you, man,
I'm trying to dance - Bloods

- I'm telling you, man, I'm trying to dance

- If it makes you feel any better, - Bloods

- If it makes you feel any better,

Oh, I don't know what you're doing, - Bloods

Oh, I don't know what you're doing,

That's your dad's address.
(siren blaring) - Bloods

That's your dad's address. (siren blaring)

Are you even from "Emmerdale?" - Bloods

Are you even from "Emmerdale?"

Well my mum's house, she
kind of wants to see you, - Bloods

Well my mum's house, she kind of wants to see you,

(melodic upbeat music) - Bloods

(melodic upbeat music)

♪ That saved a wretch like me ♪ - Bloods

♪ That saved a wretch like me ♪

- I live here now, it's complicated. - Bloods

- I live here now, it's complicated.

- No, catfished him once and for all. - Bloods

- No, catfished him once and for all.

(upbeat music) - Bloods

She doesn't mind being called Hels though, - Bloods

She doesn't mind being called Hels though,

(axe thudding) - Bloods

- All right Spencer, I
can explain everything, - Bloods

- All right Spencer, I can explain everything,

(light melodic music) - Bloods

(light melodic music)

Who is this grown man child? - Bloods

Who is this grown man child?

(man screaming) - Bloods

(man screaming)

(upbeat music) - Bloods

(upbeat music) - Bloods

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When tough-acting loner Maleek (Kayo) is paired with over-friendly divorcee Wendy, their partnership looks dead on arrival. But pretty soon they're giving each other life support.

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Director: N/A

Writer: Nathan Bryon, Samson Kayo

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Genre: comedy

Year: 2021

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.8

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Released: 09 Dec 2022

Awards: Nominated for 3 BAFTA 1 win & 6 nominations total

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