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"Bloodsucking Bastards" quotes

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An action-packed horror comedy, BLOODSUCKING BASTARDS stars Fran Kranz as Evan, a dutiful and overworked employee stuck at a soul-killing corporation with his beautiful co-worker and girlfriend Amanda (Emma Fitzpatrick) and his slacker best friend Tim (Joey Kern). Evans world begins to crumble when Amanda dumps him and his boss Ted (Joel Murray) hands his coveted promotion to his nemesis Max (Pedro Pascal). When his office mates start going through disturbing changes, Evan must find a way to stop the evil brewing admist the cubicles, and rescue his workplace pals before his life and career go from dead-end... to just dead.

Director: Brian James O'Connell
Writer: Sean Cowhig, Neil Garguilo, Ryan Mitts
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, horror
Year: 2015
MetaScore: 50/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 23 Jan 2015
Awards: 9 nominations

24 Clips

Honestly I bet dating her is like dating a guy - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:32 Honestly I bet dating her is like dating a guy Much obliged sir Now go in there and kill our boss - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:10 Much obliged sir Now go in there and kill our boss Well this is pretty much the grossest thing I've ever seen - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:24 Well this is pretty much the grossest thing I've ever seen You fucker - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:07 You fucker Tick tock motherfucker - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:06 Tick tock motherfucker God damn it I know they're vampires - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:16 God damn it I know they're vampires Sir I swear to God - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:12 Sir I swear to God Should we be intervening here I mean we are losing a lot of employees - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:07 Should we be intervening here I mean we are losing a lot of... I'm I'm a virgin - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:08 I'm I'm a virgin We need to arm ourselves We need weapons and shit - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:06 We need to arm ourselves We need weapons and shit Do you remember what I said we sell here - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:11 Do you remember what I said we sell here God this fucking company sucks - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:10 God this fucking company sucks Meeting's canceled - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:04 Meeting's canceled Today we become men - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:09 Today we become men No No You gotta be fucking kidding me This is my desk now - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:13 No No You gotta be fucking kidding me This is my desk now God damn it Amanda I finally started boning her - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:07 God damn it Amanda I finally started boning her I knew that you were selfish and immature Evan - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:15 I knew that you were selfish and immature Evan Do you even know my name - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:08 Do you even know my name Jeez anyone that probably takes a bite out of you is going to be up for a week - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:13 Jeez anyone that probably takes a bite out of you is going... Bam snap - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:10 Bam snap Oh let's just get this over with - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:12 Oh let's just get this over with You don't get this patch without dusting a few puncture monkeys - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:06 You don't get this patch without dusting a few puncture... Wikipedia did not mention that - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:05 Wikipedia did not mention that Meeting's canceled - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:23 Meeting's canceled

Cast

Evan - Fran Kranz
Max - Pedro Pascal
Tim - Joey Kern
Ted - Joel Murray
Amanda - Emma Fitzpatrick
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