Bloodsucking Bastards quotes

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A down on his luck cubicle worker and his slacker best friend discover their new boss is a vampire who is turning their coworkers into the un-dead.

Director: Brian James O'Connell
Writer: Sean Cowhig, Neil Garguilo, Ryan Mitts
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy, horror
Year: 2015
MetaScore: 50/100
ImdbRating: 5.8
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 23 Jan 2015
Awards: 9 nominations

24 Clips & Quotes

Honestly I bet dating her is like dating a guy - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:31
Honestly I bet dating her is like dating a guy
No No You gotta be fucking kidding me This is my desk now - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:15
No No You gotta be fucking kidding me This is my desk now
Much obliged sir Now go in there and kill our boss - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:06
Much obliged sir Now go in there and kill our boss
Well this is pretty much the grossest thing I've ever seen - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:15
Well this is pretty much the grossest thing I've ever seen
God damn it Amanda I finally started boning her - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:06
God damn it Amanda I finally started boning her
You fucker - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:09
You fucker
I knew that you were selfish and immature Evan - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:15
I knew that you were selfish and immature Evan
Tick tock motherfucker - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:04
Tick tock motherfucker
God damn it I know they're vampires - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:14
God damn it I know they're vampires
Sir I swear to God - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:36
Sir I swear to God
Do you even know my name - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:07
Do you even know my name
Meeting's canceled - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:23
Meeting's canceled
Jeez anyone that probably takes a bite out of you is going to be up for a week - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:07
Jeez anyone that probably takes a bite out of you is going...
Should we be intervening here I mean we are losing a lot of employees - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:06
Should we be intervening here I mean we are losing a lot of...
I'm I'm a virgin - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:08
I'm I'm a virgin
We need to arm ourselves We need weapons and shit - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:07
We need to arm ourselves We need weapons and shit
Do you remember what I said we sell here - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:09
Do you remember what I said we sell here
God this fucking company sucks - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:05
God this fucking company sucks
Meeting's canceled - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:04
Meeting's canceled
Bam snap - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:04
Bam snap
Today we become men - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:09
Today we become men
Oh let's just get this over with - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:12
Oh let's just get this over with
You don't get this patch without dusting a few puncture monkeys - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:06
You don't get this patch without dusting a few puncture...
Wikipedia did not mention that - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:04
Wikipedia did not mention that

Cast

Evan - Fran Kranz
Max - Pedro Pascal
Tim - Joey Kern
Ted - Joel Murray
Amanda - Emma Fitzpatrick
Zabeth - Yvette Yates Redick
Andrew - Justin Ware
Frank - Marshall Givens
Dave - David F. Park
Mike - Neil Garguilo
Jack the Intern - Parvesh Cheena
Elaine - Zabeth Russell
Janitor - Sean Cowhig
Sofia - Patricia Rae
Mail Room Boy - Brian James O'Connell
Phallicyte Executive - Lauren Miller
Phallicyte Executive - Tommy Bechtold
Vampire Drone - Brian Konowal
Vampire Drone - Jacquelyn Palmquist
Vampire Drone - Jessica Rothert
Vampire Drone - Michael Hughes
Vampire Drone - Peter Hard
Vampire Drone - Heather Miller
Vampire Drone - Bethany Hilliard
Vampire Lawyers - William Treadwell
Lawyer - Kyran Danaher
Vampire Lawyers - Adam Slemon
James - James Warfield
Phallicyte Executive - Matthew Lillard