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Bloody Axe Wound

I will also have you know thatyour dearest and only child has upheld her oath to...

I will also have you know that
your dearest and only child has upheld her oath to have
absolutely no fun this weekend

Full Transcript

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I will also have you know that your dearest and only child
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has upheld her oath to have absolutely no fun this weekend.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:48
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
RLJE Films,Off Label HV

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Movie Summary

Abbie Bladecut's family business, a video store, has thrived by disposing of teenagers to mimic horror movies. As the first female slasher, she battles gender bias while realizing the harsh realities behind the mass murders.
There's a documentary about rock tumbling that's about to start. - Bloody Axe Wound 00:05
There's a documentary about rock tumbling that's a...
[ Laughs ] - Bloody Axe Wound 00:11
[ Laughs ]
[ Rock music playing] - Bloody Axe Wound 00:17
[ Rock music playing]
Where's the dude? - Bloody Axe Wound 00:05
Where's the dude?
Well, there you go. - Bloody Axe Wound 00:11
Well, there you go.
-Eww. No, I don't want to see some guy's gross dick. - Bloody Axe Wound 00:07
-Eww. No, I don't want to see some guy's gross dic...
[ Groans ] - Bloody Axe Wound 00:08
[ Groans ]
♪ I got a sneaking suspicion it might be something in you ♪ - Bloody Axe Wound 00:08
♪ I got a sneaking suspicion it might be something in you ♪...
-[ Grunts ] - Bloody Axe Wound 00:06
-[ Grunts ]
-[ Screaming ] - Bloody Axe Wound 00:08
-[ Screaming ]
-[ Gasps ] - Bloody Axe Wound 00:13
-[ Gasps ]
-[ Breathing heavily ] - Bloody Axe Wound 00:06
-[ Breathing heavily ]
Hello? Please help. I'm at 75 Cardinal Drive. - Bloody Axe Wound 00:06
Hello? Please help. I'm at 75 Cardinal Drive.
"May your slashes be swift and sure. - Bloody Axe Wound 00:10
"May your slashes be swift and sure.
May your success know no bounds. Dad. - Bloody Axe Wound 00:05
May your success know no bounds. Dad.
P.S., follow the rules." - Bloody Axe Wound 00:38
P.S., follow the rules."
Before one slices their way to stardom, - Bloody Axe Wound 00:08
Before one slices their way to stardom,
I've heard high school is a target-rich environment. - Bloody Axe Wound 00:05
I've heard high school is a target-rich environment.
And though the hallowed halls of Clover High are alien to me, - Bloody Axe Wound 00:08
And though the hallowed halls of Clover High are alien to me...
Oh, screw that. I am the part. - Bloody Axe Wound 00:06
Oh, screw that. I am the part.