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Bloody Axe Wound

Valedictorian? Morelike Vale-no-morian

Valedictorian? More
like Vale-no-morian

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Valedictorian? More like Vale-no-morian.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:51
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
RLJE Films,Off Label HV

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Movie Summary

Abbie Bladecut's family business, a video store, has thrived by disposing of teenagers to mimic horror movies. As the first female slasher, she battles gender bias while realizing the harsh realities behind the mass murders.
And I can't even begin to describe the horrors - Bloody Axe Wound 00:05
And I can't even begin to describe the horrors
Largest mass disemboweling on record. - Bloody Axe Wound 00:05
Largest mass disemboweling on record.
What are you doing? You shouldn't be up. - Bloody Axe Wound 00:05
What are you doing? You shouldn't be up.
Look, time flies, huh? - Bloody Axe Wound 00:06
Look, time flies, huh?
Oh, I, uh, found your first knife, too. - Bloody Axe Wound 00:06
Oh, I, uh, found your first knife, too.
Um, you need... you need a lift or... - Bloody Axe Wound 00:06
Um, you need... you need a lift or...
♪ They said I got the best of 'em ♪ - Bloody Axe Wound 00:29
♪ They said I got the best of 'em ♪
A woodwind requires maximum lung capacity, - Bloody Axe Wound 00:08
A woodwind requires maximum lung capacity,
Not to mention, the chemicals found in tobacco products - Bloody Axe Wound 00:16
Not to mention, the chemicals found in tobacco products
Uh, I, um... - Bloody Axe Wound 00:06
Uh, I, um...
Yo, check it out. - Bloody Axe Wound 00:05
Yo, check it out.
Hot off the stolen presses. - Bloody Axe Wound 00:07
Hot off the stolen presses.
-Oh, hell yes. - Bloody Axe Wound 00:05
-Oh, hell yes.
[ Pom Pom Squad's "Shame Reactions" plays ] - Bloody Axe Wound 00:07
[ Pom Pom Squad's "Shame Reactions" plays ]
♪ Oh, no - Bloody Axe Wound 00:08
♪ Oh, no
♪ Is there a way for me to kill the girl I wish I were? ♪ - Bloody Axe Wound 00:21
♪ Is there a way for me to kill the girl I wish I were? ♪...
I just wanted to apologize. - Bloody Axe Wound 00:05
I just wanted to apologize.
I usually practice under the bleachers - Bloody Axe Wound 00:07
I usually practice under the bleachers
[ Laughs ] - Bloody Axe Wound 00:12
[ Laughs ]
Not that I get out much, but -- - Bloody Axe Wound 00:12
Not that I get out much, but --