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Bloody Oranges

A deeply-in-debt retired couple tries to win a rock dance competition. A minister is suspected of tax fraud. A teenager makes the acquaintance of a pervert.

Director

Jean-Christophe Meurisse

Year

Genre

comedy, crime, drama

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N/A

Awards

2 wins & 2 nominations

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She has extraordinary support
from her partner. - Bloody Oranges

She has extraordinary support from her partner.

What courage! What courage - Bloody Oranges

What courage! What courage

That's magical! We love seeing that! - Bloody Oranges

That's magical! We love seeing that!

But in life, we're always hindered
by people like you! - Bloody Oranges

But in life, we're always hindered by people like you!

Why do we always have to fight
people who prevent us from living? - Bloody Oranges

Why do we always have to fight people who prevent us from li...

BLOODY ORANGES - Bloody Oranges

Make diverse choices.
That's important for the sponsor. - Bloody Oranges

Make diverse choices. That's important for the sponsor.

A couple of seniors are in the running.
Choose them, if possible. - Bloody Oranges

A couple of seniors are in the running. Choose them, if poss...

They're doing a dance contest
in the sticks. - Bloody Oranges

They're doing a dance contest in the sticks.

- A dance contest?
- Yes, it's a thing for seniors. - Bloody Oranges

- A dance contest? - Yes, it's a thing for seniors.

It's pathetic. Old folks dancing...
Worse than your mom stripping! - Bloody Oranges

It's pathetic. Old folks dancing... Worse than your mom...

Dancing, doing contests,
giving it your all is great. - Bloody Oranges

Dancing, doing contests, giving it your all is great.

They did fuck-all in the 70s
other than all-day orgies. - Bloody Oranges

They did fuck-all in the 70s other than all-day orgies.

Now we have to pay for their pensions,
and they don't care about us. - Bloody Oranges

Now we have to pay for their pensions, and they don't c...

We were made to play a reed-pipe,
wear bell-bottoms, and shag sheep! - Bloody Oranges

We were made to play a reed-pipe, wear bell-bottoms, and sha...

We put up with such shitty singers.
It hardened us. - Bloody Oranges

We put up with such shitty singers. It hardened us.

- I think differently.
- Well, biologically, - Bloody Oranges

- I think differently. - Well, biologically,

We're more outward-looking.
I mean, - Bloody Oranges

We're more outward-looking. I mean,

So, we're rooted in reality,
we know the dangers. - Bloody Oranges

So, we're rooted in reality, we know the dangers.

That's why we have
a good sense of direction. - Bloody Oranges

That's why we have a good sense of direction.

You didn't go hunting,
you stayed in the cave. - Bloody Oranges

You didn't go hunting, you stayed in the cave.

That's still in your genes.
So, you get lost when you drive. - Bloody Oranges

That's still in your genes. So, you get lost when you d...

There's very little difference
between prehistoric man and modern man. - Bloody Oranges

There's very little difference between prehistoric man ...

Normally...
Well, not that I have rampant sex, - Bloody Oranges

Normally... Well, not that I have rampant sex,

...you're not a child,
but you're feminine - Bloody Oranges

...you're not a child, but you're feminine

You're malleable. I feel like I could... - Bloody Oranges

You're malleable. I feel like I could...

- It looks like a...
- Be careful. - Bloody Oranges

- It looks like a... - Be careful.

- Does it suit me?
- Please put it back, you'll damage it. - Bloody Oranges

- Does it suit me? - Please put it back, you'll damage ...

No, don't mess around.
If I'm in court and... - Bloody Oranges

No, don't mess around. If I'm in court and...

The 3 qualifiers for the final are... - Bloody Oranges

The 3 qualifiers for the final are...

Marion and Léo, No. 14. - Bloody Oranges

Marion and Léo, No. 14.

And some may be
somewhat surprised by this... - Bloody Oranges

And some may be somewhat surprised by this...

It won't necessarily be an easy meeting - Bloody Oranges

It won't necessarily be an easy meeting

We have to find solutions
during this interview. - Bloody Oranges

We have to find solutions during this interview.

I'll go over it briefly, but I think... - Bloody Oranges

I'll go over it briefly, but I think...

Your account is overdrawn - Bloody Oranges

Your account is overdrawn

In a few days' time,
the monthly payments of your 3 loans. - Bloody Oranges

In a few days' time, the monthly payments of your 3 loa...

You have 78,000 euros of loans.
1,800 euros come out every month. - Bloody Oranges

You have 78,000 euros of loans. 1,800 euros come out every m...

We need to take very precise stock - Bloody Oranges

We need to take very precise stock

- We won't trouble them with that.
- They have their own problems. - Bloody Oranges

- We won't trouble them with that. - They have their ow...

What do you have
in the way of assets? - Bloody Oranges

What do you have in the way of assets?

- I told you.
- Our house, the car... - Bloody Oranges

- I told you. - Our house, the car...

We've always lived there.
We're not moving. - Bloody Oranges

We've always lived there. We're not moving.

Maybe you could sell it
or rent it out? - Bloody Oranges

Maybe you could sell it or rent it out?

- No way.
- We want to leave it to our kids. - Bloody Oranges

- No way. - We want to leave it to our kids.

You're leaving them debts, not a house. - Bloody Oranges

You're leaving them debts, not a house.

Listen, we talked it over.
We might have a solution. - Bloody Oranges

Listen, we talked it over. We might have a solution.

And if we come first in the final, - Bloody Oranges

And if we come first in the final,

I'd say it's worth
25 to 30,000 euros, maybe more. - Bloody Oranges

I'd say it's worth 25 to 30,000 euros, maybe more.

- That's not bad.
- Let me make sure I understand. - Bloody Oranges

- That's not bad. - Let me make sure I understand.

The solution you're suggesting - Bloody Oranges

The solution you're suggesting

No, we stand
a good chance of winning. - Bloody Oranges

No, we stand a good chance of winning.

As for selling the house, - Bloody Oranges

As for selling the house,

Either you put it up for sale
and it sells for a normal price - Bloody Oranges

Either you put it up for sale and it sells for a normal pric...

In that case,
it will sell for a lot less. - Bloody Oranges

In that case, it will sell for a lot less.

And we'll have the solution.
Or part of the solution. - Bloody Oranges

And we'll have the solution. Or part of the solution.

You have to avoid the situation
spiraling out of control. - Bloody Oranges

You have to avoid the situation spiraling out of control.

The critical choices must be made now. - Bloody Oranges

The critical choices must be made now.

And Saturday is the longest we can wait. - Bloody Oranges

And Saturday is the longest we can wait.

I call for the responsibility
of a universal France - Bloody Oranges

I call for the responsibility of a universal France

- Very classy.
- Hey, you've bulked up! - Bloody Oranges

- Very classy. - Hey, you've bulked up!

So, I received a letter - Bloody Oranges

So, I received a letter

This little bitch - Bloody Oranges

This little bitch

- He can't hear me. How much?
- I heard you. About 100,000 euros. - Bloody Oranges

- He can't hear me. How much? - I heard you. About 100,...

I forget. It's about 300.
Let's say 300. - Bloody Oranges

I forget. It's about 300. Let's say 300.

- A Secretary can't fall for this.
- You're Finance Secretary. - Bloody Oranges

- A Secretary can't fall for this. - You're Financ...

Yes, that's the irony of fate.
But enough is enough. - Bloody Oranges

Yes, that's the irony of fate. But enough is enough.

If I heard
you'd beaten up Mathilde, say, - Bloody Oranges

If I heard you'd beaten up Mathilde, say,

The connection is that everything
which can harm you interests us. - Bloody Oranges

The connection is that everything which can harm you interes...

Anything in any field...
That's how it works now. - Bloody Oranges

Anything in any field... That's how it works now.

I invested the money a long time ago.
I didn't steal it off anyone. - Bloody Oranges

I invested the money a long time ago. I didn't steal it...

I've served France for 25 years.
25 years! - Bloody Oranges

I've served France for 25 years. 25 years!

I can't be blamed
for having 100 grand or so... - Bloody Oranges

I can't be blamed for having 100 grand or so...

You explode.
So, first of all, we must... - Bloody Oranges

You explode. So, first of all, we must...

- What?
- Be very calm. Don't move money around. - Bloody Oranges

- What? - Be very calm. Don't move money around.

Just be cool.
Go out for a nice meal. - Bloody Oranges

Just be cool. Go out for a nice meal.

Do nothing. Just chill.
Even as Secretary. - Bloody Oranges

Do nothing. Just chill. Even as Secretary.

If you appear in the media,
looking that stressed, - Bloody Oranges

If you appear in the media, looking that stressed,

Well, that's fine, then.
Thierry, look me in the eye. - Bloody Oranges

Well, that's fine, then. Thierry, look me in the eye.

It won't hurt - Bloody Oranges

16... It's still very pretty at 16.
It's nice n' pink. - Bloody Oranges

16... It's still very pretty at 16. It's nice n�...

- Yes.
- Sticky little clumps? It's nothing. - Bloody Oranges

- Yes. - Sticky little clumps? It's nothing.

You're familiar with the organs?
Have you taken a look? - Bloody Oranges

You're familiar with the organs? Have you taken a look?

It is pretty.
It doesn't stay like that for long. - Bloody Oranges

It is pretty. It doesn't stay like that for long.

They're perfectly proportioned
as you're young. - Bloody Oranges

They're perfectly proportioned as you're young.

Later on, one of them always turns
into a piece of old steak - Bloody Oranges

Later on, one of them always turns into a piece of old steak

This part, the clitoris,
this little triangle - Bloody Oranges

This part, the clitoris, this little triangle

I always tell girls to go snail hunting
before cooking the sausage. - Bloody Oranges

I always tell girls to go snail hunting before cooking the s...

And don't cut the parsley
till the snails have drooled. - Bloody Oranges

And don't cut the parsley till the snails have drooled.

Are you worried - Bloody Oranges

Are you worried

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A deeply-in-debt retired couple tries to win a rock dance competition. A minister is suspected of tax fraud. A teenager makes the acquaintance of a pervert.

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Director: Jean-Christophe Meurisse

Writer: Yohann Gloaguen, Jean-Christophe Meurisse, Amélie Philippe

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy, crime, drama

Year: 2021

MetaScore: 69/100

ImdbRating: 6.4

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 19 Apr 2022

Awards: 2 wins & 2 nominations

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