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Bloody Oranges

A deeply-in-debt retired couple tries to win a rock dance competition. A minister is suspected of tax fraud. A teenager makes the acquaintance of a pervert.

Director

Jean-Christophe Meurisse

Year

Genre

comedy, crime, drama

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Production

N/A

Awards

2 wins & 2 nominations

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Yes, I'm a bit scared and... - Bloody Oranges

Yes, I'm a bit scared and...

I don't know how it'll go.
Will it hurt? - Bloody Oranges

I don't know how it'll go. Will it hurt?

Yes, the first time,
it's always painful, - Bloody Oranges

Yes, the first time, it's always painful,

What about foreplay? I mean... - Bloody Oranges

What about foreplay? I mean...

There aren't 50 ways - Bloody Oranges

There aren't 50 ways

Pretty naturally,
you will grip it in your fingers. - Bloody Oranges

Pretty naturally, you will grip it in your fingers.

And you'll see
that as it would be stupid to do that, - Bloody Oranges

And you'll see that as it would be stupid to do that,

I'm feeling bloated after a heavy lunch
and I have acid reflux. - Bloody Oranges

I'm feeling bloated after a heavy lunch and I have acid...

Well, I was wondering what I do - Bloody Oranges

Well, I was wondering what I do

What happens in that case is
that the condom comes out on its own. - Bloody Oranges

What happens in that case is that the condom comes out on it...

The next day, at some time or other, - Bloody Oranges

The next day, at some time or other,

Uh, he's a bit older - Bloody Oranges

Uh, he's a bit older

And our paths cross
from time to time. - Bloody Oranges

And our paths cross from time to time.

I really want him,
but I don't know if it's... mutual. - Bloody Oranges

I really want him, but I don't know if it's... mut...

In due course.
Where are you seeing him? - Bloody Oranges

In due course. Where are you seeing him?

This weekend. He should be going. - Bloody Oranges

This weekend. He should be going.

We have - Bloody Oranges

So, we have a month
to present a feasible project. - Bloody Oranges

So, we have a month to present a feasible project.

Any cuts are possible,
but solidarity comes first. - Bloody Oranges

Any cuts are possible, but solidarity comes first.

We mustn't divide - Bloody Oranges

We mustn't divide

That'll bring in 3 to 5 billion. - Bloody Oranges

That'll bring in 3 to 5 billion.

Forget popularity for now.
Let's brainstorm, then we'll see. - Bloody Oranges

Forget popularity for now. Let's brainstorm, then we�...

What about saying: - Bloody Oranges

What about saying:

There's a lot to be done on tax fraud.
There's room for progress. - Bloody Oranges

There's a lot to be done on tax fraud. There's roo...

Let's go with welfare fraud, - Bloody Oranges

Let's go with welfare fraud,

To pick up on what Hector said, - Bloody Oranges

To pick up on what Hector said,

All these kids of the unemployed
who eat subsidized school meals... - Bloody Oranges

All these kids of the unemployed who eat subsidized school m...

The parents do nothing -
they can cook for them. - Bloody Oranges

The parents do nothing - they can cook for them.

There are 700,000 single mothers.
Are they all single? - Bloody Oranges

There are 700,000 single mothers. Are they all single?

- They take, take.
- Pastries, for example! - Bloody Oranges

- They take, take. - Pastries, for example!

Pensions cost 13.5% of the budget. - Bloody Oranges

Pensions cost 13.5% of the budget.

The European average is 12.
That's a good yardstick. - Bloody Oranges

The European average is 12. That's a good yardstick.

We have no idea of the fraud
among old people. - Bloody Oranges

We have no idea of the fraud among old people.

They vote for us,
so we mustn't antagonize them. - Bloody Oranges

They vote for us, so we mustn't antagonize them.

We should go
after the rich and the poor. - Bloody Oranges

We should go after the rich and the poor.

We antagonize the left and the right
and appear above them. - Bloody Oranges

We antagonize the left and the right and appear above them.

We're fair
and we're acting for the common good. - Bloody Oranges

We're fair and we're acting for the common good.

People want you to initiate
strong structural reforms. - Bloody Oranges

People want you to initiate strong structural reforms.

No, the color green. - Bloody Oranges

No, the color green.

The modesty and humility - Bloody Oranges

The modesty and humility

- You're too modest.
- I have to work on it. - Bloody Oranges

- You're too modest. - I have to work on it.

I can tell you love me,
but I can tell you're holding it back. - Bloody Oranges

I can tell you love me, but I can tell you're holding i...

I can see it forming
on your cheeks. It's cute. - Bloody Oranges

I can see it forming on your cheeks. It's cute.

No, it's because I like you.
I really like you. I love you. - Bloody Oranges

No, it's because I like you. I really like you. I love ...

- What do we say?
- It's just that being in a restaurant... - Bloody Oranges

- What do we say? - It's just that being in a restauran...

Interesting.
"Depends on the situation." - Bloody Oranges

Interesting. "Depends on the situation."

May not make you hard... - Bloody Oranges

May not make you hard...

OK, there are people here.
Let me tell you something. - Bloody Oranges

OK, there are people here. Let me tell you something.

Then, you'll be the subject of thought. - Bloody Oranges

Then, you'll be the subject of thought.

Got a saddle?
Riding without a saddle, slut! - Bloody Oranges

Got a saddle? Riding without a saddle, slut!

- For once you have an excuse!
- Where did you find this place? - Bloody Oranges

- For once you have an excuse! - Where did you find this pla...

If you're not on a bike,
single, no kids, you're in the shit! - Bloody Oranges

If you're not on a bike, single, no kids, you're i...

- It's the stress of Paris.
- No, it's not. Come off it. - Bloody Oranges

- It's the stress of Paris. - No, it's not. Come o...

- Hello to you, too.
- Didn't I say hello? Well, hi. - Bloody Oranges

- Hello to you, too. - Didn't I say hello? Well, hi.

- If you worked, you'd know.
- As if we didn't work. - Bloody Oranges

- If you worked, you'd know. - As if we didn't wor...

- We work, and we're here.
- We don't do the same work. - Bloody Oranges

- We work, and we're here. - We don't do the same ...

You do nothing?
He agrees with me. I do everything! - Bloody Oranges

You do nothing? He agrees with me. I do everything!

It's a joke.
Can't you provincials take a joke? - Bloody Oranges

It's a joke. Can't you provincials take a joke?

The criminal underworld
must be rubbing off on you! - Bloody Oranges

The criminal underworld must be rubbing off on you!

- Good health.
- We have good cause to celebrate. - Bloody Oranges

- Good health. - We have good cause to celebrate.

Why did you choose this dive?
It's like Ceausescu in '84. - Bloody Oranges

Why did you choose this dive? It's like Ceausescu in &#...

- It's Mom's 60th, after all.
- It wasn't easy to find. - Bloody Oranges

- It's Mom's 60th, after all. - It wasn't eas...

It's not because no-one can find it. - Bloody Oranges

It's not because no-one can find it.

- It's a sample...
- Great. I'd finished it. - Bloody Oranges

- It's a sample... - Great. I'd finished it.

- It's your scent.
- It's the same gift every year. - Bloody Oranges

- It's your scent. - It's the same gift every year...

- It's blank.
- Should I have given a gift like yours? - Bloody Oranges

- It's blank. - Should I have given a gift like yours?

Sorry, it's called
education, politeness and discretion. - Bloody Oranges

Sorry, it's called education, politeness and discretion...

Next year, we'll get you a massage. - Bloody Oranges

Next year, we'll get you a massage.

This shows it's a shithole.
Where did you find it? - Bloody Oranges

This shows it's a shithole. Where did you find it?

- Yes, but it's a pain choosing...
- You got conned. - Bloody Oranges

- Yes, but it's a pain choosing... - You got conned.

Alexandre eats lobster for breakfast! - Bloody Oranges

Alexandre eats lobster for breakfast!

- That's not it.
- So, an all-in menu isn't for him. - Bloody Oranges

- That's not it. - So, an all-in menu isn't for hi...

I just think it's strange
we can't choose. - Bloody Oranges

I just think it's strange we can't choose.

No, they made you think
you decided. - Bloody Oranges

No, they made you think you decided.

"We're not going to eat pâté!"
Let's hear it. - Bloody Oranges

"We're not going to eat pâté!" Let's hea...

You wouldn't understand.
You sell bathrooms for a living. - Bloody Oranges

You wouldn't understand. You sell bathrooms for a livin...

- Find me a new place.
- When you overprotect boys... - Bloody Oranges

- Find me a new place. - When you overprotect boys...

I'm not saying it's the mothers' fault
if boys are idiots. - Bloody Oranges

I'm not saying it's the mothers' fault if boy...

With a prosperous economy,
people are happy. - Bloody Oranges

With a prosperous economy, people are happy.

Maybe not,
but there are other solutions... - Bloody Oranges

Maybe not, but there are other solutions...

Yes, I've played quite a lot of sport.
Less so now, of course. - Bloody Oranges

Yes, I've played quite a lot of sport. Less so now, of ...

But I'm very keen on the values
of sport, especially rugby. - Bloody Oranges

But I'm very keen on the values of sport, especially ru...

We'll talk - Bloody Oranges

She is, of course, your prop. - Bloody Oranges

She is, of course, your prop.

Can you tell us how you two met? - Bloody Oranges

Can you tell us how you two met?

And we danced - Bloody Oranges

And I continue to invite Mathilde
every day - Bloody Oranges

And I continue to invite Mathilde every day

Some subjects are tricky, - Bloody Oranges

Some subjects are tricky,

Mathilde, you could be - Bloody Oranges

Mathilde, you could be

The little laugh is good.
Let's keep going. - Bloody Oranges

The little laugh is good. Let's keep going.

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A deeply-in-debt retired couple tries to win a rock dance competition. A minister is suspected of tax fraud. A teenager makes the acquaintance of a pervert.

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Director: Jean-Christophe Meurisse

Writer: Yohann Gloaguen, Jean-Christophe Meurisse, Amélie Philippe

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy, crime, drama

Year: 2021

MetaScore: 69/100

ImdbRating: 6.4

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 19 Apr 2022

Awards: 2 wins & 2 nominations

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