Let me tell you something, when you burn yourself with a magnifying glass, you're on your...
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Bill Engvall: Ever set your hair on fire?\n[Raises hand]\nBill Engvall: Me too! And not the hair on my head.\n[Audience laughs, assuming it's the hair in a more "personal" area]\nBill Engvall: Oh, shall we not go to the gutter so quickly? It was the hair on my arms. I want you to think back to when you were a kid. Remember the day you learned you could burn ants with a magnifying glass? Oh, what a great day that was! You got to be God. You decided who lived, who died. I must've burned ants for an hour, just laughing. Then I saw one on my arm.\n[Mimes holding a magnifying glass over his arm]\nBill Engvall: Let me tell you something, when you burn yourself with a magnifying glass, you're on your own. You can't even tell your mom, because she gives that face, "Oh, he IS that stupid."
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Anybody ever set your hair on fire
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Me too
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And not the hair on my head
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All right shall we not go to the gutter so quick
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lt was the hair on my arms
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Now l want you to think back to when you were a kid
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Do you remember the day you realized
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you could burn ants with a magnifying glass
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Oh what a great day that was
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You got to be God
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You decided who lived who died
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l must have burned ants for an hour just laughing
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Then l saw one on my arm
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Let me tell you something
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you burn yourself with a magnifying glass
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you're on your own
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You can't even tell your mom
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'cause they give you that look like ''Oh he is that stupid ''
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Movie Summary
Bill Engvall, Ron "Tater Salad" White, Jeff Foxworthy, and Larry the Cable Guy return on-stage to give some funny redneck laughs and humorous spins on everyday affairs.
